It's Bingham Hawn Bellamy!
In case you forgot what a tiny newbornling looks like, here's Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy's 5-week-old son Bingham Hawn Bellamy (that name still makes my eyeballs twist) making his public debut in a picture his dad Twatted yesterday.
You know, Kate Hudson probably brought in a stylist to perfectly blow out her hair and then made her make-up artist do up her face up so it looks like the sunlight is naturally bringing out the rosy in her cheeks, but bitch couldn't pose Bing so he doesn't look like he's trying to pull a new name out of his nose?
And how dare Kate and Matt release the first picture of Bing for free! They could've done a 10-page spread for Life & Style and donated all of the money to a children's charity. Think of all the third world orphans who will starve until the Grim Reaper taps on their shoulders, because of Kate and Matt's selfishness!
But seriously, now that I look at Bing, he looks more like a Chanandler Bong to me.
via Too Fab
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I still have residual like for Kate Hudson from Almost Famous (I don't even bother with her recent movies. For one movie ticket, I can buy 5+ bottles of 2 Buck Chuck. Priorities.)
Anyway, it's nice to see crow's feet instead of frightening botox. The baby thing isn't so bad, either, I guess. I saw Muse Saturday night at Outside Lands. Great show - they have somewhat redeemed themselves for being involved with Twilight.
Hmmm. Looks like I'm feeling nice today. Nothing bad to say.
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." -- Dorothy Parker
She has more lines under her eyes then my mom. WTF?
Okay, yes, it's a beautiful photo.
Now that I've got the nice shit out of my system, I have to say I can't stand this ho. No one gave her any flack for cheating on her husband just bc she was supposed to be the next "America's Sweetheart." Sure Kate looks like Goldie Hawn -- but without the big signature doe eyes. Which makes her a less attractive Goldie Hawn (one of you funny bitches called her Goldie Hawn Lite, lol). Oh, and Goldie was funny as shit when she was acting. This bitch can only do the same lame character in every freaking movie.
Ophelia's Evil Twin: OOooh, that was a good link to Blohan's nasty teefs. WTF?
Does this mean she's doing meth? Those things look like they're going to crumble or split. Holy shit.
I'm more concerned about that French manicure. Hos still do that? When will that trend die in a fire?
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Oh thank you warlizard, Fabio feels you have a nice face and a body with the symmetry" - Fabio chatting on Reddit AMA
That is a very sweet photo - I can't say a bad thing about them. Almost makes me broody.
Screw baby pix--is Kate fucking around behind Matt's back, yet?
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:29pm.
Presh,that's not quite the same.Using that ointment might be risky. Try a sample-sized bar of the soap if you're curious. I've tried the COR and the nanocyclic. Both work, and both are less expensive on Ebay.
Submitted by Sarah Smile on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 1:26pm.
Your description of your vision impairment explains why neither you nor your friends have crows' feet.
Sarah Smile
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Forgive me for not being an old hag.
"My friends and I range between the ages of 30 to 50. None of us have crows feet. I am practically blind without my glasses and contacts and squint a lot, but I don't have crows feet."
Your description of your vision impairment explains why neither you nor your friends have crows' feet.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:48am.
Crows feet at 32 is natural?
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yes, it is. many people have them WHEN THEY SMILE.
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My friends and I range between the ages of 30 to 50. None of us have crows feet. I am practically blind without my glasses and contacts and squint a lot, but I don't have crows feet.
But we can agree to disagree. I think Cupcake was right about Hudson's nicotine habit.
preciousmag
A lady I worked for last year was on oxygen (as in she wheeled it around the office) and still didn't quit until her 4th heart attack. Even then we heard her sneak off for a smoke a couple of times a day. I mean c'mon, when you're wheeling an oxygen cart around it's kind of hard to hide the noise of getting it down the stoop in the back.
Either way, she cut out 3 packs and if a few smokes a day does it for her..so be it. She is more than well aware of the consequences.
I applaud your mom for quitting. I'm sorry the end result was diabetes. When I stopped I went with those packaged breadsticks (like pretzels) because I found that wanting to flick the cig was almost as addictive as the nicotine.
I also sequestered myself socially for a few weeks, as I knew I would NOT be good company:)
OT: If Kate smokes, I do hope she gives it up long enough for feeding (if she's breastfeeding)
Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:24pm.
Totally. Lit the next one with the last one, hardcore chain city. Miraculously, she did finally quit, after 50+ years (during which there was one 7-year period of her supposedly having quit), and proceeded to balloon up from 130 lbs to over 200 lbs, because the oral fixation for cigarettes was "replaced" with candy. Now she says quitting smoking made her fat. Mom, EATING CANDY made you fat. *SMGDH* She's hopeless. And diabetic now.
Kate Hudson is one tacky ass bitch. I loved her when she was married to Chris Robinson, she seemed so cool then. But for the past 5 years all she's done is made shitty rom-coms and dated every douchebag on the planet.
Shit will not last with this dude.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:18pm.
Hmm! Interesting! I knew that silver repelled bacteria, but I didn't know it actually *did* something to it other than keep it from growing.
I have a huge jar of colloidal silver left over from my husband's grisly accident a few years back. (He's fine.) I think I'll spackle myself with it and see what happens. :^D
*goes to look for trowel*
I used that to try to get my mom to quit her 5-pack-a-day habit
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Are you serious? I used to smoke 2 packs a day and that included staying up later just to finish the second one.
5 packs a day?? There isn't even enough TIME in a day for that shit.
That's 'double fisted with 3 burning in the ashtray at the same time' kind of smoking.
Wow
Magpie - Silver soap:
http://nanocyclic.com/
I tried it, but for some reason it dried out my skin horribly.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:48am.
Crows feet at 32 is natural?
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yes, it is. many people have them WHEN THEY SMILE.
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The 'good old days' weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems....
-Billy Joel "Keeping The Faith"
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:55am.
Wasn't Kate Hudson a smoker at one time? Nothing ages you worse than smoking.
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She must have been. Crow's feet are one thing I don't have, unless you look up super-close, and I'm not a smoker.
I used that to try to get my mom to quit her 5-pack-a-day habit after all the normal reasons fell flat, because she's incredibly vain, but she reasoned she'd "just get a facelift" if she needed one. >:^P
I love the babies. No hate here.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:53am.
What be silver soap? (You're in Europe someplace, is that right?) Is that anything like the colloidal silver you put on wounds?
…come to think of it, I seem to recall "silver" as an ingredient in some new skincare product, can't remember where I saw it…
Is Kate trying the Miranda Kerr pose? Well at least she hasn't got the baby attached at her boobsicles.
Like anyone was anxiously awaiting the release of this photo.
I'm still waiting for Jessica Simpson's burger baby exclusive.
Magpie: I'm intrigued and am thinking a trip to Walgreens is in the cards for tonight.
As to crow's feet, I don't even know when I started having them, but I'm fair and freckled and haven't lived my entire life to avert wrinkles. They also are much more pronounced if you're exhausted (i.e. up with a newborn).
Sarah Smile
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:52am.
People are crazy to buy any of that $$$$$ stuff. I stick to Neutrogena for just about everything. It works, and the packaging isn't stupid.
Why do celebs (and regular people) use things like Botox when they can just use retinol? I guess actors have ugliness deadlines to meet, but I have extended family in their early 30's who are spending money on REGULAR Botox injections. It's not like they can really afford them on their salaries as it is, and they don't NEED them.
Meanwhile they also go to the tanning salon, and smoke, and don't wear sunscreen. AGGHHHHHGHH!!!!
BINGALING!
Wasn't Kate Hudson a smoker at one time? Nothing ages you worse than smoking.
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 2:40pm.
You're right, when even these people boo you, it's time to figure out how strong the shower rod is and how durable your shoe l
I hate Goldie Lite. She is completely unnecessary.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:35am.
"Happy and well-read"-that sounds like a good description! Thanks for the Neutrogena recommendation. Silver soap is also good.
*sings Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens*
Magpie - I've been using one of their anti wrinkle (wrinkle reversal) with retinol and SPF 28 for years now.
*sigh* Another celeb who doesn't know how to hold a baby.
Crows feet at 32 is natural? This is some Chelsea Handler sh*t.
BTW, at the risk of turning this into a hen party, any of you heaux with a few lines who haven't tried that new Neutrogena wrinkle stuff yet, go work the streets for your twenty bucks and get some. TWENNY BUCKS. Rapid wrinkle repair, I think it's called.
*deposits kickback from Neutrogena*
I like Kate Hudson. I also like Muse. Congrats to them both.
Crows feet are also a result of squinting, from poor eyesight.
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 2:40pm.
You're right, when even these people boo you, it's time to figure out how strong the shower rod is and how durable your shoe laces are.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:21am.
Mickey, it is bullshit. We rag on people for having frozen faces, but smile lines are unacceptable?
wtf? the "11" between the eyebrows makes people look old and angry, but smile lines are fabulous, IMO.
M.E., fuck that. It is from using your facial muscles to make expressions. :)
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Hey! Most of my 11 lines are from being a squinty-ass nearsighted four-eyes. (Maybe I can find some frames that cover that part.)
I say we hereby deem smile lines and eyebrow lines as meaning "happy and well-read"! O^O
Stacey C aka irishstayc
"Ahhhh...what fresh new hell is this?"
http://thisismedamnit.blogspot.com
"That's MS. Chanandler Bong!" LMAO
PSL - I've had laugh lines since high school.
Guess that says a lot about how happy I am.
(suck it haters)
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:03am.
*hides crows feet*
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Wrinkles at the outer corners of the eyes can be caused by smiling and laughing. Frown lines look like proof of being an irritable cunt. Therefore crow's feet, aka laugh lines, are the lesser of two facial flaws. Remember our conversation about heavy legs without cellulite vs. thin legs with?
(Just be glad you don't have massive damage to your facial nerves-painful and disfiguring!)
OT: There's something repulsive about this trick.
Yeah, I love my crows feet. I waited for those bitches to come like some girls wait for breasts.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lean Like a Chola, Celebrity Stylez: http://youtu.be/0ZwdYeGSVS0
Mickey, it is bullshit. We rag on people for having frozen faces, but smile lines are unacceptable?
wtf? the "11" between the eyebrows makes people look old and angry, but smile lines are fabulous, IMO.
M.E., fuck that. It is from using your facial muscles to make expressions. :)
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The 'good old days' weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems....
-Billy Joel "Keeping The Faith"
I have crows feet and other shit, some wrinkles due to sun damage because as a teenager, growing up on the beach, you don't really think about the effects of laying out slathered in BABY OIL will have in 20 years....
LOL @ the Crow's feet. I much rather see them than those ridiculous photoshoped magazine pictures of "stars" looking like mannequins. OT cute picture of baby
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:07am.
"there is no shame in having Crow's feet, they are from SMILING."
Thank you for defending us wrinkly girls! I've had crows feet since my (early) teens. I guess it's the curse of the fair-haired and thin-skinned.
*gives PSL a big ol' SMILE*
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
[I think this picture is beautiful] whispers. And I typically detest Kate H.
Sarah Smile
there is no shame in having Crow's feet, they are from SMILING.
JFC
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The 'good old days' weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems....
-Billy Joel "Keeping The Faith"
*hides crows feet*
just a matter of time before baby bing is riding on the shoulders of mommy's next boyfriend...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
With that name, he better wear waistcoats, top hats, and romance ladies in empire-waisted dresses.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
This is more exciting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzMWDvybKfo
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:19am.
Nice crow's feet on the mom.
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She is aging at warp speed.