Afternoon Crumbs

August 15, 2011 / Posted by:

Presenting the new Mr. and Mrs. Tara Reid! This will definitely last forever (or until the minibar goes dry) since his wonky eyes match her wonky tits! – The Superficial

Rachel Weisz’s son is like, “My stepdaddy is James Bond and you are….?”Lainey Gossip

Jean-Claude Van Damme has tasted a lot of gays, or something – Towleroad

Is that Christmas tinsel or bobby pins on the front of Demi Lovato’s dress? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

What an adorable beast (not the one in pink) – Hollywood Tuna

Who needs children when you have a nursery full of wigs? – Celebitchy

For the love of ROJO, NOOOOOOO! – The Berry

Glamberace’s got the burrito dick of eyebrows – ICYDK

In Soviet Russia, you just don’t give a fuck – The Daily What

FREE TOTOOOOO! – Popoholic

Is Mark Sanchez calling Jennifer Aniston a slut? – Just Jared

And R. Kelly slow claps – OMG Blog

Reese Witherspoon’s gut tattoo looks like a Super Mario star with antlers – Popsugar

Shiloh gives her official review of Shrek the Musical – I’m Not Obsessed

Al vida nipples! – Hollywood Rag

Oh, that Candice Swanepoel’s just giving herself a hand mammogram right on the beach – Cityrag

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