Hot Slut Of The Day!
Herman Cain, the former head bitch in charge of Godfather’s Pizza and a Republican presidential candidate. Okay, before you crawl up into my asshole to eat the crazy out of me, I know nothing about Herman’s politics. Herman could want to raise the sales tax on lucite heels by 100%, rid the country of all Tweezers and believe that my gay soul will be doing shots off of Lucifer’s ass in the 10th circle (aka the VIP section) of Hell. I don’t know. But I do know that Herman knows who the true poets of this country are!
During Herman’s closing statement at the Republican debate on Thursday night, he slipped in this gem that was a wink to the Pikachu constituency:
“A poet once said, ‘life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it’s never easy when there’s so much on the line.'”
The Daily Intel says that Herman’s camp claims the line was taken from the closing song at the 2000 Olympics. But the line is actually a lyric from the Donna Summer song “The Power of One” that was used in Pokémon: The Movie 2000. Need I say more? Any dude who sheds a tear when he sees a cake out in the rain and who is up in the polls in Pokémon Island is the right candidate for all of us!