Skeletor’s arch rival and the true power holder of Greyskull, Brooke Hogan, let out a Twatter cry yesterday over SUCIO whores (like this SUCIO whore right here) saying that her relationship with her daddy is as gross as watching Marcus Bachmann try to keep his puckering no-no in control while nibbling on a long stick of hot meat.
Brooke was talking about hos heaving with their eyes over those pictures of her kissing on Hulk Hogan’s salmon jerky face at the unveiling of her nekkid portrait for Peta. Brooke’s “LEAVE ME ALOOONE” roar went like this:
Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship! Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!
You dumb bitch, I am home.
“Go home and do your own thing” is probably the same shit she says to Hulk when he comes over and tries to do her thing. NO! I’m joking. That’s just me needing to go home (?). Brooke is right. There’s nothing gross about bringing your daddy to a gallery to stare at a picture of your CGI-ed nekkid body in a dog cage. It’s not like Hulk hasn’t seen Brooke’s naked body in a dog cage before. Did you think she was wearing a sweater when he adopted her from Petco those many years ago?
There’s nothing gross about Brooke and Hulk’s relationship. However, being a Hogan is all kinds of gross.