At last year’s Gathering of the Juggalos it was proven that Faygo-filled trailer clowns and free clinic midgets don’t get along when the Juggalos tried to murder Tila Tequila by bombing her with their own shit. So when the crackhead warlock known as Charlie Sheen said that he was going to make an appearance at this year’s Ground Zero of civilization, I figured shit would go either two ways. Either they’d declare him as their new leader and bring him gifts of Juggalette snatch and toilet meth, or they’d rip out all of his veins and smoke that shit out of an empty Faygo bottle. Sadly, neither of those things completely happened.
The Juggalos didn’t turn Charlie’s face into their personal septic tank, but they didn’t worship his ass either. When Charlie got on stage, they showered his ears with a few boos, and forced him to pull out his Major League catching skills by throwing crap at him. But bitch still got out of there alive.
That being said, this time two years ago, Charlie Sheen was at the damn Emmys and now he’s getting booed by Juggalos? If that scene was a mural, it’d be painted on the bottom of a barrel.