Sherri “The German” Shepherd (copyright: Fresh) just got her wedding veil snatched off of her head (not really) by one of her partners in hen peckery! Joy Behar of The View always squawks about how marriage is about as important to her as not dressing like a pilgrim Benjamin Franklin is to Whoopi Goldberg, but she’s changed her mind.
Joy married her partner of 29 years Steve Janowitz in New York City on Thursday night. Sadly, Joy’s rep didn’t confirm this shit by saying SO WHAT? WHO CARES? Joy’s rep said she’ll talk about it when The View comes back next month.
“She has married her spousal equivalent. She will discuss it all on The View on Sept 6, when The View kicks off Season 15 live.”
And Sherri is supposed to bark out her wedding vows in Chicago today. Let’s hope that Elisabeth Hasselcrack trumps both of those bitches by marrying her jaw together in wired bliss.