Saturday, August 13th 2011
I No Se Puede....
This is a video of Mexican Beliebers breaking out into an espectacular loco meltdown over the fact that the coming of their Jesus has SOLD OUT. No, not the actual Jesus. If the second coming of Jesus was announced and these niñas couldn't get tickets to his meet and greet, they wouldn't act this fucking crazy. This is over Justin Bieber of all babies!
This is some dramática shit you pull during your telenovela audition. Not over Justin Bieber selling out. I swear. Where is an army of chanklita-wielding abuelitas when you really need one?
Let's just pretend that this entire clip is lost in fuckery and translation, and they're actually crying over the fairy in Guadalajara being a hoax. Yeah, let's go with that.
via ONTD
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And Usher laughs all the way to the bank....
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You stupid cows!!! Get some fucking perspective, damn it!!!
Look at some of those girls. They're really pretty. As if any of these girls would spend a second look if that Lesbeaver wouldn't be a ridiculously over-hyped multi-millionaire pop star and walking past them on the street.
I really don't get it. That fugly creature is neither cute nor hot. What the hell is it that those dumbshits find in this freak?
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
I once dared to utter the word "retarded" in front of my mother and she beat the living fuck out of me. My late sister had cerebral palsy, so she was VERY touchy. I was young, didn't even know what the word meant. I never said it again
On topic: This kind of mob mentality is plain scary. These girls are capable of anything in that state
Justin Bieber hates Mexicans!
Lemonene, my avie IS a fat kitteh. I just thought it looked like an owl so I chose it.
No need to facepalm!
Pendejas, lloronas! Habran un libro en lugar de chillar por esa lesbianita guera!
Otra vez...NO PUEDO
The real travesty here is the scalpers and resellers who will make a killing off these desperate misguided little girls.
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by Lemonene on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:53pm.
My husband travels to Mexico City frequently for work and he says that they have never offered him the worm....maybe they don't like him. Stupid gringo! ahahahahaha. But he has had some good damn times! He ate a tongue taco (no, really. this is not a code-talk for cheatin' on my ass...I asked. lol)from a roadside stand and says it is like filet mingnon. *gags* He sat on a a milk crate with traffic "going nascar speeds" and happily ate that shit. I say when in Mexico eat the worm, damn it!
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Most people are grossed out with the worm, so if they didn't pressure your hubby to eat it, they like him.
Those are barbacoa tacos (cow tongue) and we have those stands everywhere, you eat that greasy shit at 5:00 am for the cruda (hangover), and the thing is they are freaking yummy, so... if your husband can handle a barbacoa taco, he can handle pretty much everything :)
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Pero now I look like hardcore bitch that nobody wants to fuck with, wacha! - Angel Baby
Meh...Menudo fans did it better. My favorite was Miguel ^_^
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
No se si llorar o reir... I can't
caprica six
bongo ?
Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:55pm: "...I am totally turned off by immaturity, impulsivity and lack of education."
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Killjoy.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:38pm.
Perhaps you can get your sister near a bridge in the U.S., preferably not during rush hour, where the cops will shoot her in one hour if she doesn't climb down, thus ending your unfortunate burden.
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O my. Now was that really called for? Twice?!
(sorry yana but that's kinda funny)
♥ Threadkilla!
Suck My Dick: http://youtu.be/Mxap2jnfF-E
Submitted by Lemonene on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:53pm.
What? the worms are for the foreigners, really! ;)
*snicker*
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My husband travels to Mexico City frequently for work and he says that they have never offered him the worm....maybe they don't like him. Stupid gringo! ahahahahaha. But he has had some good damn times! He ate a tongue taco (no, really. this is not a code-talk for cheatin' on my ass...I asked. lol)from a roadside stand and says it is like filet mingnon. *gags* He sat on a a milk crate with traffic "going nascar speeds" and happily ate that shit. I say when in Mexico eat the worm, damn it!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:47pm.
Cappy you're 39? never would've guessed. I'll be your XX.
LOL
sorry I'm sounding like jacko now
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rotflll @jacko {{hugs to Jacks}}}
Yup, turned 39 this year. My bloodwork, apparently, shows the 'longevity gene' where my Hdl is 5 times the amount of regular counts. Hdl, by every point over 46/ml, kills the Ldls and tris(bad cholesteral). Plus my 'cell turnover' is off the phlebo charts also. It's what makes my physical tone and skin look 20 years younger. There is a downside - freaking 18+ dudes hit on me constantly it is not funny. And, can I say, I am totally turned off by immaturity, impulsivity and lack of education. I desire focus, discipline, maturity, mystery, self-lessness and self-possession. Whatever. *adds DWM's sessay self to Xx sexy list*
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"too bad ... we want money...want...money..."
- Doug and Courtney, subroutine-cyberspeak of love
Filthy heathen sluts all of you!
It's gettin' sessy in here. Ay dios mio!!!
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:25pm
I used to use that show for every bad word I SAID..me and my sister would sit and say shh....iiit..shit.haha!
Cappy you're 39? never would've guessed. I'll be your XX.
LOL
sorry I'm sounding like jacko now
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:34pm.
I guess i`ll have to live my same sex fantasies through our girl, Caprica Paprica, cause IRL the husband lost his shit years ago when i just kissed a girl and then he called me a lesbian..lol
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UBFFFFF,
lol, ex fiance was like that; all roid raged when a chick hit on me at the beach while she paid him no mind!! lol.
Plus, both Xy and Xx spoke w/ me this am and Xy was alike "I want to be there for a three-some kiss", and I'm like, "JUST A KISS! I NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT SLOW, DIFFERENT WORLD FOR ME, AIGHT?!"
Guys, this is the first trippy outside-of-the-realm sex thing in 39 years. Seems the older us sexy slores get, the better. You Dlers opened my world up. I'm riding this one bitches! *slides ggoose and lime shots down the bar for everyone*
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"too bad ... we want money...want...money..."
- Doug and Courtney, subroutine-cyberspeak of love
*kisses UBF* *makes friendship awkward*
Cappy that isn't hangover thats girl love exhaustion.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:33pm.
Damn Cappy.. this and the becks post. I am gonna need a cigarette myself
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Other details to follow on fb msg; just give me an hour or so to nurse a hangover with the hair of the dog at 7pm (my physical system is so screwed up right now damn)
*does sessay dance; ...trips*
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"too bad ... we want money...want...money..."
- Doug and Courtney, subroutine-cyberspeak of love
I guess i`ll have to live my same sex fantasies through our girl, Caprica Paprica, cause IRL the husband lost his shit years ago when i just kissed a girl and then he called me a lesbian..lol
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Damn Cappy.. this and the becks post. I am gonna need a cigarette myself
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:04pm.
subuck uba dubick
lol..(EF..U)..eleltric company style
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Ha, ha!!!!! Bad kitteh, baaaaad kitteh.
lol..luv it
DWM, errybody was out hanging in Triumph, bunch of us snuck away from the group and went to the ladies room/smoke break (I quit cigs about 10 years ago, but I still have one every so often on a dranking night out) so we go have a cig first, drinks still in our damn hand and talk. We head back in after and went to the ladies room and, well, sexy happened. It was like a straight-up hard look then the soft touch up the arm. Then stuff. *dies*
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"too bad ... we want money...want...money..."
- Doug and Courtney, subroutine-cyberspeak of love
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:49pm.
Bjork -- she called her sister a retard? Yana yana yana... I've seriously TRIED to stop giving you shit but girl... that isn't how you treat family.
EC I had to pay for all these procedures and when they were inconclusive they came to me and said Oh.. you were on antibiotics when all these problems started.. here.. have a probiotic.
I was pissed!
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I can imagine that would piss one off.
Yeah, hopefully, for my friends sake, it is simply the antibiotics, but he is a 2 pk a day smoker and very unhealthy, although he claims he is never sick.
Hopefully the yogurt with fix what ails him.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:04pm.
subuck uba dubick
lol..(EF..U)..eleltric company style
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Ha, ha!!!!! Bad kitteh, baaaaad kitteh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfQseUDQB2o
When we got old enough, we started doing this with new swear words we learned.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:11pm.
Plagiarism! Wreckx N Effect has some 'splainin to do.
MUCH LOVE TO YOU, poordavid. You need to comment more, girl. Miss you!! Everything ok with you and the gang?
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:15pm.
DWMMMMM,
Just slipped away from Xx love interest. *wink* She stopped by right after I crashed for 9 hours from seeing Xy love interest. Anyway, drinking hard lemonaide and immediately thought of you beloveds!
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You know you're going to have to give me a better story than that.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:04pm.
subuck uba dubick
lol..(EF..U)..eleltric company style
DWMMMMM,
Just slipped away from Xx love interest. *wink* She stopped by right after I crashed for 9 hours from seeing Xy love interest. Anyway, drinking hard lemonaide and immediately thought of you beloveds!
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"too bad ... we want money...want...money..."
- Doug and Courtney, subroutine-cyberspeak of love
HI CAPPY!!!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:46pm.
Jana, we had it out numerous times, and I m not even going to get into the whole issue i have with the word "retarded". But you are a grown woman. Why is it you take everything that is happening in the world as a personal insult on YOU? The woman that tried to kill herself and made you late for work? Way to make someone elses tragedy about YOU. Your sister who has serious mental issues (although i told you before, i think retardation doesn`t seem to be your sister`s problem, it sounds more liks schizophrenia)? I m sure she has all those issues JUST to piss you off. Grow up. Those personal tragedies are not to provoce the great Jana. Can you be not fucking selfish and self entitled for one fucking second??
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DITT-EFFING-O, UBF!
I lurk a lot but find I have performance anxiety when it comes to commenting. Hope all is good with the kiddos and hubby.
Beakersbitch that reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKONgfNONU
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:00pm.
Hahaha, I had that theme in my head last week, "Come on and ZOOM, come on and ZOOM, come on and ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM-A ZOOM!"
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I still remember their address.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by Jana on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 3:54pm.
...these are kids, it's not like my retarded sister who's going on about having a baby with a Backstreet boy, after he dumps his prostitute GF of the moment. And the Vatican is involved also.
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WTF does the Vatican have to do with your "retarded" BSB loving sister and a prostitute? Back story please or in Spanish.
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Selena, or whatever "backstreet boy girlfriend", so far as most of us know, is not a prostitute until she gets pissed on, nip-slips or fights some trash in walmart. That's one. Second, WHAT DOES THE FUCKING VATICAN HAVE TO DO WITH THIS WHOLE SCENARIO??!? Third, your thinly-veiled disdain for your "retarded" 38yro sister is enraging. One day, you will have to deal with some organic, life-altering shit (bitch, we all will). You better HOPE you are surrounded with people who DON'T possess your consistently self-centered scorn.
...And the "making up the fantasies" part, you, YOU, really need to cut her some slack on that. Could be something your sister is observing those around her doing, and maybe mimicking. Just sayin
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"too bad ... we want money...want...money..."
- Doug and Courtney, subroutine-cyberspeak of love
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:04pm.
subuck uba dubick
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Um, I beweave that's "dibick" (or do you want me to suck a duck? I'm allergic to feathers).
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:00pm.
Hahaha, I had that theme in my head last week, "Come on and ZOOM, come on and ZOOM, come on and ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM-A ZOOM!"
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:58pm.
DirtyWhore,
Your sense of humour is impeccable. For a hoot, read the Jani Lane death thread MK posted yesterday, August 12th. Then see the Blind Items of that day, page 2. No, I'll post it for you:
Submitted by Jana on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 8:28am: "Alright (sorry to be going on about this) but a client just came in and said that that woman was a fucking COW for pulling that stunt. In the US, he says, they give people 1 hour to get off a bridge or the cops shoot them. That moron was there for 5 hours, halting traffic and AMBULANCES, who were on their way to save a person's life. Sorry still no sympathy."
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Hahaha Jana you damn cannuck... they only shoot you in Texas. Shows what you know. I guess they don't teach "interfence with plans and suicidal tendencies" at McGill.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
kittymuffin & Evil Cupcake,
Behave, or I will call on Mr. Alphonso to eat you both, though you might like that, you sluts:
http://www.horrorexpress.com/images/02%20-%20the%20one%20and%20only%20mr...
Like the stain on his pants? And kitty, he likes cats.
subuck uba dubick
OMG UBF I'm gonna put it on a long gold chain well maybe not that long because I want it to rest near to my heart and then i'm gonna hold it at night while I say prayers for jana and her selfish ass.
*note Dirtywhoremouth does not actually pray as Jebus gave up on my ass decades ago.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:45pm.
I'll speak Ubbi Dubbi with you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8aHz-6zVsI
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WTF was that?!...my mind is blown. And not in a good way. OLOL. wubberebberfucker. :)
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Wabbut's wrobong? Tebell meebee, eyebye abam aball eebeers.
*hands half of friendship pendant to DWM*
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:53pm.
What? the worms are for the foreigners, really! ;)
*snicker*
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Pero now I look like hardcore bitch that nobody wants to fuck with, wacha! - Angel Baby
DirtyWhore,
Your sense of humour is impeccable. For a hoot, read the Jani Lane death thread MK posted yesterday, August 12th. Then see the Blind Items of that day, page 2. No, I'll post it for you:
Submitted by Jana on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 8:28am: "Alright (sorry to be going on about this) but a client just came in and said that that woman was a fucking COW for pulling that stunt. In the US, he says, they give people 1 hour to get off a bridge or the cops shoot them. That moron was there for 5 hours, halting traffic and AMBULANCES, who were on their way to save a person's life. Sorry still no sympathy."
pathetic..