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August 13, 2011 / Posted by:

The fairy of Guadalajara who became the star of a neighborhood after she was found “alive” in a tree by Jose De La Luz. Yup, one of them had a head full of fairy dust and it wasn’t the fairy.

Jose tells the local news (THIS IS NEWS!!!) that he found un hada dressed to party in red boots and matching gloves, but she was injured. So he tried to keep her alive by putting her in a container filled with formaldehyde and water. You know, because in fairy land, they all splash around in pools of formaldehyde and shit. Doesn’t Jose watch True Blood?! He’s supposed to give his fairy radioactive persimmons and dress her in low-budget ballet gowns from the costume closet of the local high school dance department.

When news got around that Jose had a fairy in his house that could possibly take Walter Mercado’s throne as the premiere Latin fairy queen, a crowd of dozens gathered outside to see for themselves. But it turns out that Jose’s precious fairy is actually just a bootleg Tinkerbell toy from a 10 pesos store. Bitch is basically the Alabama Leprechaun of Mehico. Guadalajaran Ecstasy is a helluva drug. There’s not enough AY DIOS MIOS in the world to describe this mess.

Below is the news report which proves that Mexican media should be in charge of all media.

via Guanabee

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