Open Post: Hosted By Hulk & Brooke Hogan

August 12, 2011 / Posted by:

Today, the definition of SUCIO SHIT is the sight of the Tang battered popped hemorrhoid known as Hulk Hogan smiling like he just made a happy in his chonies while his son Brooke Hogan kisses on him at the unveiling of her nekkid portrait for PETA in Miami last night.

Never mind that several copies of Photoshop were abused to make Brooke not look like she’s about to snap into a Slim Jim, the way Hulk’s nasty ass gives his daughter’s ass the shocker with his eyes and tries to cover (aka grab) her bare parts with his hands is making me wish that there was such a thing as holy water enemas for the brain.

I don’t even know which bleached orange skeezer is his daughter and which one is his wife. I doubt Hulk Hogan knows either. The only thing he knows is that he’s going to be late with Linda Hogan’s alimony check next month, because he’s going to use that money to buy that portrait and…….forget it. This mess is already a visual heave and I don’t need to make it worse. Even Brooke’s lucite kitten heels can’t save this.

And I really feel extra sorry for the animal who is going to be thrown into that cage after Brooke’s nasty ass has been all over it.

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