The power of trimmed brow merkins, black eye pencils, horse tails, extra hung Bumpits, high-powered fans and the “lipstick lez” tool on Photoshop cannot be denied!
Kristen Stewart normally looks like a homeless runaway who chews on her lip scabs inside of the ATM room at Chase bank on 2nd Avenue and spits at you when you don’t put a dollar in her cup after she opens the door for you, but W Magazine glamoured her up for their fashion issue. Yes, their fashion issue. Because when you think of fashion, you automatically think of the ho who looks like she buys all her clothes at a gas station. If they wanted a Twilight-related cover, they should’ve went with the forever fashionable Nutty Madam instead. Truth.
Click here for KStew’s interview with W if that’s what you need on your eyes today and here’s more of her looking like a cross between the Ghost of Priscilla Presley’s Past and Lindsay Lohan before meth ate the young from her face.
These pictures will definitely have a place at the Harpo, Who Dis Woman Museum one day.