Afternoon Crumbs

August 12, 2011 / Posted by:

Brit Brit humped on the back of Pauly D’s neck last night and I bet it sounded like a rubber spatula slapping against a puddle of grease. One of them definitely got a yeast infection – Just Jared

Bradley Cooper has headband hair – Lainey Gossip

Donatella Versace should put a hex on who ever chewed on her bangs – The Superficial

The preview for Rise of the Planet of the CatsOMG Blog

Those aren’t Lindsay Lohan’s nipples, those are quartz rocks – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Brooke Burke’s Beach Bikini Butt (I would’ve added the word ” ottom” in there ut my keyboard ran out of rhymes with ees) – Hollywood Tuna

Leonardo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover looks like Leonardo DiCaprio – Towleroad

The MTV VMAs has yet to pay homage to the greatness that is Sweet Sensation, but they’re paying tribute to Brit Brit? Those morons need to learn their history! – Popsugar

RiRi’s weaves must be made of red panda – The Berry

MiserAlba’s case of the babies is stretching into its 99th month now – Popoholic

Rose McGowan was raised by drag queens after escaping her cult family. There’s a Tyler Perry movie in there somewhere…. – ICYDK

Nasty skank whore cheated on a nasty skank whore with a nasty skank whore – Celebitchy

FYI: Jane Fonda still gets a good dicking – I’m Not Obsessed

Erin Somethingoranother is in a bikini – Hollywood Rag

Woofer twofer – Cityrag

This is why there should’ve been a Spider-Dog the Musical instead of Spider-Man the Musical – Videogum

“Pronounce Korean better?” Is that we’re calling it these days? – The Daily What

Hornswoggle is good at hiding the fact that he’s getting two nostrils full of desperation stank and Vajazzle glue fumes – SOW

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