Afternoon Crumbs
Brit Brit humped on the back of Pauly D’s neck last night and I bet it sounded like a rubber spatula slapping against a puddle of grease. One of them definitely got a yeast infection – Just Jared
Bradley Cooper has headband hair – Lainey Gossip
Donatella Versace should put a hex on who ever chewed on her bangs – The Superficial
The preview for Rise of the Planet of the Cats – OMG Blog
Those aren’t Lindsay Lohan’s nipples, those are quartz rocks – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Brooke Burke’s Beach Bikini Butt (I would’ve added the word ” ottom” in there ut my keyboard ran out of rhymes with ees) – Hollywood Tuna
Leonardo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover looks like Leonardo DiCaprio – Towleroad
The MTV VMAs has yet to pay homage to the greatness that is Sweet Sensation, but they’re paying tribute to Brit Brit? Those morons need to learn their history! – Popsugar
RiRi’s weaves must be made of red panda – The Berry
MiserAlba’s case of the babies is stretching into its 99th month now – Popoholic
Rose McGowan was raised by drag queens after escaping her cult family. There’s a Tyler Perry movie in there somewhere…. – ICYDK
Nasty skank whore cheated on a nasty skank whore with a nasty skank whore – Celebitchy
FYI: Jane Fonda still gets a good dicking – I’m Not Obsessed
Erin Somethingoranother is in a bikini – Hollywood Rag
Woofer twofer – Cityrag
This is why there should’ve been a Spider-Dog the Musical instead of Spider-Man the Musical – Videogum
“Pronounce Korean better?” Is that we’re calling it these days? – The Daily What
Hornswoggle is good at hiding the fact that he’s getting two nostrils full of desperation stank and Vajazzle glue fumes – SOW