What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfits Are These?

August 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Here’s the couturiers of Sears, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, leaving Vera Wang’s store in Beverly Hills yesterday after a group of animal handlers fitted them for the dresses they’re going to wear to Kris Humphries’ soul-selling ceremony in a few days. What ever wang of Vera’s they’re going to throw over their bodies for the wedding will never be as horrifically fugly as the spool of Mrs. Roper’s vomit they wore to the store.

To be nice, I’ll say that Kourtney’s dress would look a lot better if it was cut up into a bunch of pieces and wrapped around the mouths of all the Kardashian-Jenners. Then it would be beautiful. But Khloe’s?! That hot pink parachute jumpsuit dress might look good on Jonte, but that’s about it. That circus jumpsuit dress makes Khloe look like she should be balancing on a ball under the big top while a clown in a top hat plays “U Can’t Touch This” on an accordion.

And I’m not a farmer, but does Khloe have pregnancy nose?

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