Somebody Wants To Scale Mount ASkars

Let’s just assume that this bite-sized caramel twinkie was actually the same height as ASkars, but magically shrunk down before the Swedish mountain of hotness so that he could gaze up at him the way one gazes up at the sun. Let’s also just assume that pygmy gay’s fly was actually up until ASkars came along and it dropped low so that his peen could breathe in some Swedish musk. That little pocket hottie is only doing what we would all do in this situation. Actually, most of you public whores would be asking the pap to hold your purse as your knees started to bend.

And who ever said that a picture is worth a thousand restraining orders, was talking about this picture.

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