Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 11, 2011 / Posted by:

The Heroine of Hackney, a 45-year-old jazz singing grandma who verbally chankla slapped a group of London looters and then saved a dude who was about to get an official beat down from the rioters.

Lady P (government name: Pauline Pearce) became an overnight internet star after a video of her showing thieves that today is not the day made the rounds. In the video, Lady P exercises her right as a cane carrying member of the Memaws Are Not The One Club and throws the fuck word at young pieces of shit (or as they call they call them in England, “young pieces of wankers“) who are not acting right. Lady P tells them that if they want to fight for a cause, they should fight for a cause and not steal shit from Footlocker.

Lady P tells The Telegraph that she couldn’t stand around and just watch her neighborhood go down in flames, “I had to say my piece and everyone stood and listened and some people were saying ‘Hear hear.’ “Some people even clapped, but now I feel embarrassed. I’ve got a big mouth and I said, ‘If you don’t want you face on camera then don’t come out’.”

At 45 years old, Lady P is still a beginner memaw, but she’s well on her way. Now all she needs an abuelita toolbelt with a switch, tree branch, extra chunky rings and Jean Nate lotion (for moisturizing her beatin’ hand afterward) in it. Below is Lady P’s rant, which I’m sure sounds exactly like the rant she blurts out when her granchirruns come to visit.

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