Afternoon Crumbs

August 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Sesame Street wants you to know that Bert and Ernie aren’t doing sex to each other – Towleroad

Pay $90 to watch a shaved and charbroiled German Shepard verbally masturbate for a couple hours – Lainey Gossip

“We’re insulted!” – the pig community – The Superficial

Were the judges’ red X buzzers broken or something? – The Daily What

Either RPattz is terrified of being this close to wet cooch or a piranha is tossing his salad – Popsugar

A close up of Gis Bundchen’s nalgitas, if that’s what you needed today – (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Brit Brit’s a stepmom! – Just Jared

I really hope Annlynne McCord returns that double-sided dildo to John Travolta when she’s done – Hollywood Tuna

Olivia Wilde giving polka dot side tit – Popoholic

Zoe Saldana’s buff albino unicorn friend is making me pucker – Hollywood Rag

Hipster abs – Cityrag

This is pretty much what most of my job interviews looked like – The Berry

First, the Dirty Dancing remake and now Ghost the Musical? Patrick Swayze’s grave is having the worst week ever – OMG Blog

Janice Dickinson’s face looks like it’s about to grow legs so it can jump off her head and run straight into oncoming traffic – Celebitchy

The helicopter propeller is probably fatter than Angie JoICYDK

It’s nice to know that Beyonce’s Foxy Cleopatra wig found a new home on Al PacinoVideogum

Aretha Franklin’s eyeing that cake like she’s about to marry, fuck and kill it in 10 minutes flat – Crunk + Disorderly

I can’t wait for the episode when Alex Trebek chases Jennifer Love Hewitt out of his hotel room – I’m Not Obsessed

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