A bitch would think that the plot of Bewitched would’ve made like the original Darrin and quick Hollywood completely after the diarrheaous movie version starring Nicole Kidman was shat out. But nope, Hollywood isn’t done scooting skid marks all over the memory of Bewitched and what’s worse is that two producers from that bomb movie are coming back to do it all over again for CBS.
The Wrap says that Marc Lawrence who wrote Miss Congeniality is writing the pilot right now. Douglas Wick and Lucy Fisher, who are responsible for that laxative of a movie, are producing the remake.
There’s no need in screaming my ass lips off over this, because this is what Hollywood does and will continue to do until the earth’s core finally blows up right after a remake of I Love Lucy starring Katherine Hagel is announced. Hollywood is always sticking their fingers down their froats to barf up remake after remake. A bunch of bulimics!
Besides, Bewitched never really had a place in the Tivo in my heart. The only thing I remember about Bewitched is trying to do Tabatha’s coke nose twitch and thinking that Endora looked really hot on that plane wing. Speaking of, that “Endora lounging on a plane wing” thing would never happen today. The portal she uses to get to that wing now has a security checkpoint, and by the time the TSA finishes searching her ginger mop with a wand, Samantha’s flight would be over.
And my only hope is that the producers bring the glory of Carrot Top to the masses by casting him as Endora.