Rebecca Black Is Getting Homeschooled Now

August 10, 2011 / Posted by:

Rebecca Black will have to learn about the other days of the week at home, because she left school last semester after JELIZ H8RS kept making fun of her in the hallways. Rebecca’s mom, who is schooling her at home in between helping with her career, tells ABC News (via TMZ) that the constant bullying became too much for Rebecca to take.

Well, at least Rebecca no longer has to make the Sophie’s Choice decision about which seat to take. Rebecca explained the hate like this:

“When I walk by they’ll start singing ‘Friday’ in a really nasally voice … Or, you know, they’ll be like, ‘Oh hey, Rebecca, guess what day it is?'”

“Guess what day it is?!” Did those bullies go to the Disney Channel school of bullying?

Rebecca needs to travel with me to my 8th grade experience and watch as the kids asked me, “Oh hey, Michael, guess what? You’re a dyke!” or “Oh hey, Michael, I can see your pussy in those shorts.

I swear, 7th grade and 8th grade are the worst. 6th grade is sunshine and happiness, but as soon you step into junior high, everybody becomes a full-blown cunt. Everybody. Junior high is just a quad full of cunts after a quad full of cunts. But even though it was a fiery inferno of hormonal cunts, it taught me a life lesson: be even cuntier. If it wasn’t for the hell that is 7th grade, I might not have grown up to be a bitter old bitch who spews words of cuntiness on a daily basis. And Rebecca Black is totally missing out on the experience (no she isn’t). Like I said before, what doesn’t kill you, makes you cuntier, etc…

Or Rebecca can just get that experience by reading the comments under her mess of a music video.

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