Rebecca Black Is Getting Homeschooled Now
Rebecca Black will have to learn about the other days of the week at home, because she left school last semester after JELIZ H8RS kept making fun of her in the hallways. Rebecca's mom, who is schooling her at home in between helping with her career, tells ABC News (via TMZ) that the constant bullying became too much for Rebecca to take.
Well, at least Rebecca no longer has to make the Sophie's Choice decision about which seat to take. Rebecca explained the hate like this:
"When I walk by they'll start singing 'Friday' in a really nasally voice ... Or, you know, they'll be like, 'Oh hey, Rebecca, guess what day it is?'"
"Guess what day it is?!" Did those bullies go to the Disney Channel school of bullying?
Rebecca needs to travel with me to my 8th grade experience and watch as the kids asked me, "Oh hey, Michael, guess what? You're a dyke!" or "Oh hey, Michael, I can see your pussy in those shorts."
I swear, 7th grade and 8th grade are the worst. 6th grade is sunshine and happiness, but as soon you step into junior high, everybody becomes a full-blown cunt. Everybody. Junior high is just a quad full of cunts after a quad full of cunts. But even though it was a fiery inferno of hormonal cunts, it taught me a life lesson: be even cuntier. If it wasn't for the hell that is 7th grade, I might not have grown up to be a bitter old bitch who spews words of cuntiness on a daily basis. And Rebecca Black is totally missing out on the experience (no she isn't). Like I said before, what doesn't kill you, makes you cuntier, etc...
Or Rebecca can just get that experience by reading the comments under her mess of a music video.
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kindergarten I assume. she's got a few days of the week down anyway.
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It took me decades to get over 7th grade! What did it for me was finally going back to my old school and realizing 7th grade couldn't hurt me anymore. Everything looked so tiny - the chairs, the teachers' desks, etc. ______________________________________________
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People are always mean when you're pretty and successful.
Unless you're a complete fat mess rolling around in a Hoveraound like Martha Dumptruck.
Which Rebecca obviously isn't.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:15pm.
I went back and forth. My mom cut my hair super short and for a while people called me Mister.
ahahah Perspiration tits!
My mom forced me to cut my hair short (boys hair cut) when I was 14 because she wanted me to "focus on my studies". Everyone laughed at me. But the guy I had a crush on, sought me out in the canteen and told me it suited me (LIE!) and that I looked good. Awww... Bless his little soul. He just got engaged to a girl VERY MUCH like me.
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I went back and forth. My mom cut my hair super short and for a while people called me Mister. Once this girl caught me picking my nose in class and she screamed it out at the top of her lungs. Uncool. That was all before Junior High. I was safe there for some reason - O yeah! I remember when they called me Perspiration Tits for a really long time cuz that's what happened when we worked on our dance routine in the cafeteria and the boy saw us. I was mortified. But typing it just now made me laugh. I had good times too tho.
We had a food fight and got banned from the cafeteria for a month. You can't really beat that as a childhood experience;p I remember how they lined us up against the wall. We were the school orchestra LOL! There were quite a few of us (not all, but still lots) and the Principal walked back and forth and said: BLAH BLAH BLAH 1 month. And so, of course, we'd always try to sneak in - and often get away with it - not becuz the caf was so great but just becuz they said we couldn't.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 9:45pm.
ALL OF YOU HATERS STOP BULLYING REBECCA OR I WILL MAKE YOU WATCH COURTNEY STODDEN'S VIDEO ON CYBERBULLYING!!!
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EAT THEM BOTH! AND THAT JUSTINE BEAVER TOO!
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I remember this bully girl in 3rd grade named Stephanie. I was quiet and one day bitch brought the cuntiness to me. At 1st recess I sat on the wall nearest the entrance back to class. I quietly let the drool accumulate in my mouth for the entire 15 minute recess. Recess is over, I wait for Stephanie to approach, jump off wall, walk over to her. She says something cunty and I let her have it. Spitooey all over her face. She screams, tells on me, I go to principal's office to receive my paddling. Remember the paddling days? Found out later that moms signed a DO NOT paddle form and principal got suspended for paddling. I'll always remember the kid that got paddled on the regular gave me advice to fake cry even if it didn't hurt, cuz he would keep paddling till you did cry.
Submitted by hotpocket on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 8:17pm.
Sometimes you have to give karma a push.
Ha!
Plutonic my arse!
Aww... thank you manimal. It did give me some kinda social complex. To this day, I feel awkward about being touched or hugged. For some reason, my friends love to touch me; squeeze my bum and my boobs and snuggle up to me. I think it's because I had spent so much time being repulsed by myself, I can't believe that anybody would want to be close to me.
And as lame as it sounds, it did make me a better person. I'm more sensitive, I try to stick up for the underdog and I understand the power of words like how happy it makes someone just telling them them "You look great today!" or " that was incredibly insightful of you!" etc.
Never a cool kid but I suddenly became "geeky cool" and attractive at 18.
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
ALL OF YOU HATERS STOP BULLYING REBECCA OR I WILL MAKE YOU WATCH COURTNEY STODDEN'S VIDEO ON CYBERBULLYING!!!
Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 7:10pm.
Rebecca is on America's Got Talent tonight. Apparently they believe she is a star.
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EAT HER! IT IS TIME!
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Submitted by vidz on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 8:44pm.
Sorry you had to go through all that. Even though I never had a weight problem I guess you could call it a social interactive problem. I made few friends but the people I did make friends with are STILL my friends. I guess I was kinda geeky or whatever but all it took was a few people to help bring me out of my shell. Never one of the "cool" kids and I was just relieved to be able to get through it alive.
I was a fat kid until mid-university and I was bullied in Secondary school for no other reason than that. They made up the most ridiculous rumours and were even jealous of my grades ( not that great, but I did well at any linguistic type subject without trying) I really don't know why. I kept to myself and I was nice and I wasn't even the fattest girl in the class and I was definitely the "most attractive fat girl". Ironically my biggest bully was the ugliest, fattest cunt in class. Maybe it was some kind of deflection technique.
Luckily this was a good school in Singapore, so nothing too severe and no threat of violence. But I had such a warped perception of myself, I thought I was MUCH fatter and HUGER and uglier than I was. I was MAX 20kg overweight. My ideal BMI was 45kg and I was like 65kg. I became extremely self-conscious and depressed. Then I went to Junior College and met *shocker* civilized people who thought I as cute and funny and very likable. Nothing else changed but my surroundings.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will always hurt me. To this day, I still feel very sad thinking about it. And guess what, the ugly fat cunt is still an ugly fat cunt.
ETA: @hotpocket. That was awesome!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 8:20pm.
Thank you kind Stranger! Hope you are doing well this fine evening.
Submitted by hotpocket on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 8:17pm.
now, that story's just fuckin' cool... kudos to you, hotpocket!
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Welcome to life, honey. Always gonna be people trying to bring you down.
I was in charge of counting the votes for homecoming queen, and I made a shy, sweet, not very attractive girl queen, instead of the bullying bitch it should have gone to. (Bitch was pure evil, picked on kids because they were poor, not Christian, not white, etc.) Sometimes you have to give karma a push. And it was cleaner than a bucket of pig's blood.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 6:43pm.
Mom should just have some kids come over once a week to call her a cunt...just to keep it real.
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"What doesn't kill you, makes you cuntier" MK
Rebecca is on America's Got Talent tonight. Apparently they believe she is a star.
Mom should just have some kids come over once a week to call her a cunt...just to keep it real.
I went to Catholic school but still cuntiness knows no bounds.
Middle-school is the first real acid-test of existence. If you can make it through that fuckery without a breakdown or committing homocide, you'll probably be ok in any future crisis life throws at you.
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Fucking middle school was the worst. I got a really bad perm and my group of girl friends ditched me and left me to fend for myself for an entire grade. Over a perm.
No wonder I became so sullen and goth. Teenage girls are sent from the depths of Hell.
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I just remembered something. She made that video - or the first one that wasn't so widely received...she started making videos becuz the kids picked on her at school. It was supposed to help her with her confidence. Or, at least, that's what they said in the beginning.
Damn, gurl, you can NOT be famous OK? Surrsly, we're gonna fucking eat you alive out here.
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Poor thing-it's not like it was as much a choice of hers as it was her mother's to whore her out. She doesn't even seem "present" in that video, and she seemed pretty confused by the thing until that Katy Perry video.
I hope she realizes the other kids are just jealous and that she probably has to find friends who are doing what she's doing. Success, even the mediocre, bizarre kind, is a bitch when it comes to friendships. I learned that just making good grades in high school while being friends with the artsy kids. I was also a fat kid, and losing weight over the years has also changed relationships. It's hard for kids to know that they have to find others like them and that they're not the losers. She is only 15, right? Poor thing.
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"I swear, 7th grade and 8th grade are the worst. 6th grade is sunshine and happiness, but as soon you step into junior high, everybody becomes a full-blown cunt. Everybody."
Preach it, MK.
My brother and sister were my bullies. The shit didn't start until we got home from school. Now I barely speak to anybody in my family and I couldn't be fucking happier.
That said, suck it up you little bitch. Can't handle the fame; don't be a famewhore.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart: "...But we had some serious "victims" in our class. Shit could turn quickly , too. Your best friend one day could be your worst enemy the next..."
THAT is the worst part. You can't even count on your best friends. One reason I am practically forcing my daughters to be best friends and stick up for each other now. Just about every day I break up a fight between them and chant "That is your sister and your best friend in the whole world. You LOVE each other and you have to support each other. Kiss and make up NOW."
Never bullied, always adored. Sorry guys. But I also didn't bully others.
I do feel bad for this girl. She didn't do anything horrible. She just didn't have any voice lessons and put out a terrible video. She's actually cute too, all a pity.
Unfortunately, Ms. Black is learning that being famous and envied is not all sausages and roses.
Same thing happened to the Lohan girls and The Child Bride of Tooms. Of COURSE those kids are jealous. They're also reacting in a very human way.
I was mildly bullied at Summer Adventure Day Camp one year and once I cunted back at Cathy Christiansen, she laid off. This cunt used to call me "albino", which was rich indeed, because she was just as blonde and pale as I was. I ripped her a new one and she left me alone after that.
I was the skinniest, lankiest girl in 7th Grade, with stringy hair, no tits or ass. There is not one "no ass, no tittie" joke that i haven`t heard. For a while they called me Spaghetti. But i always had a big mouth and was quick with the comebacks. Think that saved my ass. For the most part i was even able to bigmouth to the teachers, cause i had pretty good grades. But we had some serious "victims" in our class. Shit could turn quickly , too. Your best friend one day could be your worst enemy the next..
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I remember seeing a quiet kid being picked on after lunch. All of a sudden he did a flying side kick to another kid's head. It was awesome.
I got not exactly beat up but attacked by two girls. In public. Nobody did a thing. (Not at school.) Those years were hard in and out of school.
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i had a girl that bullied me in elementary school. only time i was ever bullied. last year she found me on facebook (before i made myself unsearchable) and i accepted her f/r. i had a lot of people from back then and thought okay, she's probably changed too. whats the first fucking thing she does? bring that shit up and proceed to act the same god damn way. look i know her life was pretty fucked up when we were young but shit, grow the fuck up
i'm swearing alot today because i have a migraine and ive been dealing with fucking idiots all day. that is all.
oh and OT: girl needs to bleach her teefs.
6th grade is sunshine and happiness, but as soon you step into junior high, everybody becomes a full-blown cunt. Everybody. Like I said before, what doesn't kill you, makes you cuntier,
Completely true. It's like a circle of Hell. Ours was like a big cycle of bullying. Everyone was being bullied and everyone was bullying.
I always wondered if the teachers were there because they couldn't find any other teaching jobs, because who the hell would want to deal with junior high schoolers all day, every day?
Submitted by Danistar on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 2:51pm.
Bullying is one of the worst things a human being can do to another......
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When kids bully others, there is something wrong going on at home (bully's parents divorce, abuse, alcoholism..) Hugs to you, Danistar & everyone else who was ever on the receiving end abuse...it does get better!! XXX Sybil
Wah wah wah.
Bullying is one of the worst things a human being can do to another. I was bullied all throughout Elementary School and part of Middle School. 7th grade was particularly harsh in which I had a girl (the same girl that bullied me in grades 4 through 6)that spread untrue rumors about me which led a posse of her friends to believing that I had called them names that I didn't and wanting to beat me up, etc. It got so bad that during gym class (the harshest, meanest class in school and I don't care what anyonelse says...I hated gym!) I would literally hide from them in the bathroom out of fear that if I actually show up to class they'd rough me up in the locker room. Thankfully, they never beat me up, but those couple weeks of my life were literally like hell on earth. And my main bully from back in the days is now an Elementary School teacher! HA! So on that note, I will definitely NOT make fun of Rebecca in reguards to this issue and don't blame her mother for deciding to keep her home...I mean, lord knows what malicious ideas may come out of those young, twisted minds. Don't mean to be harsh, but some kids deserve the fucking death penalty.
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Submitted by TBH on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 1:43pm.
Sucks I went to a catholic school did you go to a public one?I later went to a public one in high school but no bullying either. I guess I was lucky the kids kept to their groups but didn't go out of their way to bully anyone.
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Nope, I went to Catholic elementary and high schools.
I went to a private K-12 NJ prep school so the same assholes followed you year after year.This was the 80's so the assholes all looked like James Spader. Luckily, there were enough of us outcasts and social freaks that we had our own group and it was fairly peaceful. I did get punched in the face once and was afraid to tell the Headmaster who would have expelled the boy on the spot. You could get away with anything at my school except hitting a girl.
I was home schooled for that I work from home nowadays. lol kidding...well the home schooled part is not true.Middle school was like riding a cloud, HS was...I can't remember really. I think I got along with all.
This Rebecca girl is ANNOYING! This is what is wrong with the world, people raising sissies.
P.S: if Raul Duke ever posts her song on my page (u know wheres) Imma kick you in the cojones!!!! lol Monkey gonna bully your nuts. wait that sounds weird...gotta go. lol
Coma Caca!
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"I swear, 7th grade and 8th grade are the worst. 6th grade is sunshine and happiness, but as soon you step into junior high, everybody becomes a full-blown cunt." Truer words were never spoken, MK. 7th and 8th grade were HELL for me. You couldn't pay me enough to relive those days.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 2:10pm.
thanks. sorry you went through that crap in school.... it's ridiculous.
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If Michael K had gone to my high school I would have tried to date him. I spent the whole time crushing on gay boys and wondering why I didn't have a prom date. The older girls tried to explain it to me but I was all, "He's so cute, and polite, and he's in the spring musical, and he dresses really well..."
Why why why?!
You are an annoying ugly and talentless kid - fuck off already and stay fucked off.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 1:29pm.
We had a guy in high school that was like that... no one ever heard the guy talk, he was just so quiet and sad. Some of my 'friends' would always pick on the dude... One day after school I saw a team mate of mine pushing him around... the guy never would fight back... I beat the living fuck out of the kid picking on him. I can't fucking stand bullying.
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I wish you were my friend in school when I got spit on and was called all kinds of racial slurs (and then some). Just when you make one too many titty jokes or LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! for what seems like the gazillionth time at some shit I thoroughly don't get or think is stupid, you throw out a nugget like this, and I just want to blow you and give you whatever you want for a night or two. You're a sweetie, jack.
Gonna have to cosign MK on this one. My catholic junior high sucked booty. Since I was the only black guy in a sea of rich Italian and Irish kids and did dance and was skinny, I had to be the raging cunt in the yard. Loved to read those nasty bitches and dumb ass jocks and frustrated yard duty ladies. It's called survival. And 8th grade was cool when I was able to fuck one of the alter boys. Oh youth!
"I got your number, hussy." --Ms. Dionne Warwick
6th grade is the new 7th grade for most these days. It's middle school not junior high. My oldest is going this fall and is adamant that they will be the worst years of his life. This view was cemented by Diary of a Wimpy Kid and his father. For me, 7th grade sucked but i had lots of fun in 8th and decent times in 9th. The thing i worry about is my skinny boy nerd going to school with giant cool kids in stage 5 of tanner.
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zachhcaz -- are there any Sizzlers still left in the US? I used to love that place when I was a kid.
Awaiting the YouTube video in which Rebecca Black begs a Jonas brother to take her to her homeschool prom at the Sizzler in . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1
Submitted by lea8199 on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 1:23pm.
is it really that bad now days or are kids are just fking pussies now
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Kids are fucking pussies now.
When I changed school in grade 7 the first week I nearly got into a fight with the toughest kid in school. I didn't know at the time he could have mopped the floor with me but I stood my ground and literally had a face to face stare down with him until a guy (who later turned out to be my best friend) pulled me away because he knew the tough kid (was his friend actually ) and knew I'd get me ass kicked by said tough kid. That little bit of courage I'd managed to muster gave me huge cred and in within the next week or so I was in with the cool kids and tough kid ended up being one of my best friends too. After that my school life was a breeze.
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