Apparently, not every celebrity in Hollywood knows each other like that. Case in point: Shia LaDouche and Joe Jonas passed each other outside of a restaurant in West Hollywood yesterday and not one of them said a word to each other. Even if Joe didn’t recognize Shia as thee Shia LaDouche, he could’ve at least pulled out a dollar and handed it to the raggedy walking muff ball who looks like a dirt-eating forest hobo. What a RUDE QUEEN that Joe Jonas is.
You know, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this suspect scene looks exactly like you on the street when you run into the one-nighter who cried after he couldn’t get his dick fuck-ready and then plugged up your toilet while taking a stage fright shit. The “don’t look, didn’t happen” face Joe is making gives it away. Oh, those two.