The More You Ignore Meeeeeee....
Apparently, not every celebrity in Hollywood knows each other like that. Case in point: Shia LaDouche and Joe Jonas passed each other outside of a restaurant in West Hollywood yesterday and not one of them said a word to each other. Even if Joe didn't recognize Shia as thee Shia LaDouche, he could've at least pulled out a dollar and handed it to the raggedy walking muff ball who looks like a dirt-eating forest hobo. What a RUDE QUEEN that Joe Jonas is.
You know, I don't think it's a coincidence that this suspect scene looks exactly like you on the street when you run into the one-nighter who cried after he couldn't get his dick fuck-ready and then plugged up your toilet while taking a stage fright shit. The "don't look, didn't happen" face Joe is making gives it away. Oh, those two.
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They are both non-starters as far as I'm concerned.
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The one (I'm not sure which is which) is like, "I'm so casual I don't care if I ironed-on this thing saying that I love rock-n-roll backwards or upside down. Then I just rolled out of bed and threw it on." Fail. Dumb hipsters.
Who in the world can recognize Shia these days? Not even his mom but I bet she likes the new look!
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The only thing better than a Morrissey lyric in the morning is the phrase, "he couldn't get his dick fuck-ready and then plugged up your toilet while taking a stage fright shit." That's good times right there.
Great, now whenever I hear that song I'm gonna want to go plunge my toilet.
"when you run into the one-nighter who cried after he couldn't get his dick fuck-ready and then plugged up your toilet while taking a stage fright shit" - Comedy Gold! Best laugh I've had all week. Thank you MK.
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Shia seems like such an asshole, like he's soooo full of himself. He looks ridiculous with is tight skinny jeans, and little shoes...I wish someone would sock him in the face as they walk by him. I would pay big money to see that happen.
Ha, ha!!! I'm so glad that there is a special place in hell for us.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 1:35am.
That is not her bodyguard, and the big guy rides the little one bareback. Trust.
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*SNORT* I'm sure in her convoluted little psyche, that she's at least attempting to pass off the big black guy as his bg. The Black guy totally tops him off at night. just sayin'
Submitted by MIRROR BORE on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 1:29am.
Shia wins. The other one has already fallen into obscurity and is walking with a body guard in order to give himself airs of importance. P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C.
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That is not her bodyguard, and the big guy rides the little one bareback. Trust.
Two annoying WeHo homosexuals.
Shia wins. The other one has already fallen into obscurity and is walking with a body guard in order to give himself airs of importance. P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C.
It's like they just fucked and Joe put on Shita's tshirt inside-out and they're trying to be all down low.
I could totally see that, actually.
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Joe looks like he's curtsying in deference to Shia's superior douchiness.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 2:37pm.
Joe Jonas has a lotta shit on his mind, mainly how to kill Bieber and make it look like a fuckin' accident.
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Hahahaha!!
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Maybe Shia is Shy?
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Submitted by -Louisa on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 4:29pm.
Some people tend to do that after a drunken fling. It's as rude as hell.
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LOL!
But it must be hard like that, to be a celebrity. Do you say: Hey! Aren't you...?! When you know that other person is just dying to walk 20 steps without hearing those words....? Or is that rude? LOL! Complicated.
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Some people tend to do that after a drunken fling. It's as rude as hell.
What I do when I see someone who's likely to try to talk to me is pull out my cell phone, hold it to my ear, and pretend to be on a call. That also works if you're browsing at a store with aggressive sales people.
I would only do that if I didn't want to be bothered, of course (which is approximately 80% of the time).
Shia's the bigger star, yet it's the Disney Queen who needs to walk around Hollywood with a bodyguard? No wonder shade was thrown.
If a Shia falls in West Hollywood and no Jonas is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Actually this reminds me of this guy at work I see at the restrooms sometimes (you know how straight guys like to shoe off their peen? And his is nice and big) and I always play totally aloof like I don't care?
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I know y'all will judge me (and you should), but let it be known that between Gerard's floppy curls and Shia's dark curls that I would be spittin' out pube like hairs for a fuckin' month. Damn. I need help.
Normally Shia does nothing for me, but I'd hit that scruffy son of a bitch so hard...rowr.
Joe Jonas has a lotta shit on his mind, mainly how to kill Bieber and make it look like a fuckin' accident.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
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Well, it's kind of hard to eye a guy's bulge and say "hi", it's easier to pretend to pretend you're ignoring him...
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They seem like they should be best friends.
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Why is Joe Jonas walking with a body guard? I was sure their 15 mins. was over like 10 million tweens ago, what a fucking little bitch queen. As for Shia I give him props for being independent and not having his handlers around 24/7, so even is he is a mother fucking asshole that seems real of him. I suspect Joe will be forever handled by pedo empire Disney handlers for a long while so he has to have these watchers around 24/7
the bodyguard pic is priceless.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
All of these hipster bitch boys look exactly the same to me so I would believe that they didn't recognize each other.
If Joe Jonas is simian, he'd have to be a MonChiChi. Frickin adorable.
Meanwhile, Shia's nipples look tweak-ready, and his shirt is sticking out of his fly.
I just find the whole thing perversely hot.
I don't talk to strangers passing me on the street either. Come to think of it, I don't talk to people I know.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
What's going on with Shia's jeans? Is that a butterfly????
the walk of shame has a twin sister.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Come to think of it his whole appearance is Simian, not just his walk.
Who are these fucking people and why is one of them walking like a silverback?
how come shia doesn't have a giant, muscular black man of his own to walk with him?
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Why is Joe Jonas walking like that? It reminds me of Molly Shannon in the one Seinfeld episode where she walked without swinging her arms.
Hahaha they were giving that episode yesterday and he definitely walks like her.
Um do I see Shia's pinkpeen!?!?!
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Shia LaFug is wearing Mr. Capezio tap shoes in these photos. Don't ask me how I know that.
I can't stand either one of them.