Mila Kunis Says Anybody And Everybody Can Drop The Chunk

August 10, 2011 / Posted by:

Mila Kunis dropped 20 pounds from her 20 pound body for Black Swan and doing so taught her that hos crying out a river of icantloseweights are lying to themselves. Naturally skinny ass Mila tells Britain’s Glamour Magazine (via M&C) that thyroid problems be damned, wishing and wanting will make it so:

“I don’t think I ever fully realized what a human body is capable of doing. But I think I was also, in a beautiful way, incredibly naive. I believed that I could do anything. I never for one moment thought that I couldn’t do it. I believe in hard work. In self-drive and self-worth.

I’m a huge foodie, I love food. But when people say, ‘I can’t lose weight’, no no no, you can. Your body can do everything and anything, you just have to want to do it.”

Mila needs to dive into my ear and crawl into my head (skinny bitch can fit) when the clock strikes 11:11 or when I’m about to blow out my birfday candles. Because then she’ll see that I really really want my body to be bonded onto the front of Mah Boo Anderson Cooper’s in unicorn saliva and non-drying lube. Mila will also see that I really really want my body to grow a bendable 10″ hard dick out of the bottom of my back. I want my body to those things, but that doesn’t mean it’s going to happen, bitch!

But seriously, I get what Mila’s trying to say. Mila’s basically saying that if I only eat diet pills and shower water for the next few weeks, I’ll not only lose 20 pounds, but I’ll also grow a dick out of my back. Right? Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and answer dozens of e-mail offers for free Hoodia.

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