Wednesday, August 10th 2011

Mila Kunis Says Anybody And Everybody Can Drop The Chunk

Mila Kunis dropped 20 pounds from her 20 pound body for Black Swan and doing so taught her that hos crying out a river of icantloseweights are lying to themselves. Naturally skinny ass Mila tells Britain's Glamour Magazine (via M&C) that thyroid problems be damned, wishing and wanting will make it so:

"I don't think I ever fully realized what a human body is capable of doing. But I think I was also, in a beautiful way, incredibly naive. I believed that I could do anything. I never for one moment thought that I couldn't do it. I believe in hard work. In self-drive and self-worth.

I'm a huge foodie, I love food. But when people say, 'I can't lose weight', no no no, you can. Your body can do everything and anything, you just have to want to do it."

Mila needs to dive into my ear and crawl into my head (skinny bitch can fit) when the clock strikes 11:11 or when I'm about to blow out my birfday candles. Because then she'll see that I really really want my body to be bonded onto the front of Mah Boo Anderson Cooper's in unicorn saliva and non-drying lube. Mila will also see that I really really want my body to grow a bendable 10" hard dick out of the bottom of my back. I want my body to those things, but that doesn't mean it's going to happen, bitch!

But seriously, I get what Mila's trying to say. Mila's basically saying that if I only eat diet pills and shower water for the next few weeks, I'll not only lose 20 pounds, but I'll also grow a dick out of my back. Right? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and answer dozens of e-mail offers for free Hoodia.

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jalynne's picture

Mila and the children of Somalia should start a campaign. You can lose 20 pounds by not eating.
She is considered "petite" just like my grandmother and myself. Just balance your weight with your to fit your frame and you'll be healthy. Not everyone needs to look in the mirror and see a praying mantis.

literarylioness's picture

For all the commenters who are writing about good eating and excercise, etc, does anyone really believe Kunis lost weight in a healthy fashion? I've TONS of pics of this woman smoking and not one pic of her eating. When she was with the Home Alone kid she always had a cig hanging out of her mouth just like he did.

Can you lose weight in healthy way? Sure-do I believe Kunis did-no.

Centaurious's picture

She can redo this interview when she's 45.

In her defense, I thought chubby 45-year-old people were lazy, too, at her age.

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MickeyHolland's picture

I know some people who have seriously lucked out in the fat gene department. Skinny girls like Mila should just count their blessings and keep their fat trap shut. Or am I being a tad too aggressive?

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In a way, she's contradicted herself, because in publicity for Black Swan, she made losing the weight sound pretty arduous - very strict diet, 5-hour workouts every day.

She lost the 20 lbs for Black Swan, and according to This Article, she lost it over a period of 5 months, and she gained it back in days as soon as filming was finished.

Incidentally, that works out to losing an average of 4 pounds a month.

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Ok but let's talk about this picture. Since when is dry humping the pavement in an alley considered fashionable...or sexy...? I'm not even sure what they're going for.

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Crystal Lynn's picture

I agree with her about 80%! Most people just don't want it hard enough. I did and succeeded. Mila never needed to lose 20 pds and if she did, she should have gained it back.

Losing weight is very easy...its the maintenance that people can't wrap their heads around. It's also called a LIFESTYLE CHANGE.

You were in That 70s Show, then Family Guy. You were affiliated with one movie that got a lot of hype--why it did, I don't know. Be careful about hubris.

Plutonic my arse!

TelevisedRevolution's picture

She looks like a Holocaust survivor who was sent directly from the camps into hair and makeup. Crawling to the lunch tables.

Not sexy.

It helps if you're 28, you're gifted with good genes, and you have the time, money, and job that allow and require daily workouts.

Plutonic my arse!

Hekki's picture

Drinking diet soda is bad. Your body tastes the sweet and releases insulin because it thinks it's going to get sugar -- but it doesn't. Which leads to insulin resistance and diabetes, etc.

And this doesn't happen to everyone, I guess, but it took me a while to realize that sucralose (Splenda) bloats me up something awful. I was using that Mio water enhancer and getting very gassy and bloated. Same thing happened when I drank the (very!) occasional Diet Pepsi. People have different chemistries, but that fake sugar doesn't agree with me.

And I have to get on the low-carb wagon again. Mila has reminded me.

Mila, skinny gals shouldn't give weight loss advice, ever. I think she meant well, but everyone's different.

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thegobbler -- wow, glad to hear everything went well with your surgery. Yeah, some of the crazies come out to those sites, regaling others with tales of horror. We were talking before about Seroquel, the medicine I take. I found one blog saying the medicine had destroyed the author's life and people started listing bizarre side effects that in no way are caused by that medicine, weird shit like, "my teeth hurt," or "it gave me gas," etc.

HEllo Twat Muff! I went to hystersisters in the weeks leading up to my surgery, and that site annoyed the fuck out of me. I'm glad Smokey Kitteh was able to find support there. My experience was that there were WAY too many rules and regulations, too many horror stories and I received way too many requests for donations to the site.
I was scared shitless about the surgery and recovery from reading all the negative stories, but it turned out I had no problems at all! :)

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Daniee's picture

For most people under 31 this is perhaps true.
Just not everyone. And I am sure she will end up back tracking on these gullible comments.

She had no ass 20 pounds ago, and now she has more ass with -20..... hmmmmm

Oh Mila, you're just a bi-lingual Megan Fox.
And that just means you blather meaningless crap in two languages.
Enjoy cock-sucking Mickey Rourke for future roles, ya dumb bitch.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 5:23pm.

Shut up you stupid bitch.

ETA - and I want $9.50 and the 108 minutes of my life back for that crapfest "Black Swan". Twat.

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CSG, noooooooo! I really liked that movie; I was cracking up (especially the scene where she was masturbating and didn't realize her mom was in the room). But I have to say, it's annoying when really thin people go on and on about losing weight. I make my fatty jokes (I was particularly out of line in that thread about the hysterical woman in NYC and horse carriage ride), but I know I'm out of line in doing so. Making fun of fat people and talking about how they just need willpower goes to show that they get it worse than women, worse than folks of colour, worse than the poor, AND WORSE THAN THE CATHOLICS. They are the last dumping ground for folks to dump their shit on. That said, I think, like some others here, that maybe Mila was quoted out of context. But maybe not, and if that's the case, she needs to use some Shut Up, Smug Bitch Shampoo followed by Foot in Mouth Conditioner.

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Smokey Kitteh -- I truly appreciate your help. I've already bookmarked that site, in the event that is the direction my doctors want to go in. My feeling is this -- I'm feeling really sick, have been for years now, and if a hysterectomy will radically change my life and stop me from having anemia, then I'm all for it. 98% of our fellow posters are wonderful people, but you get a few that come out now & then like you just saw who want to stir shit up. It's not worth it, despite your good intentions. When I had no physical problems going on, it was really easy for me to drop weight; now, not so much. Some people make the general assumption that if you're overweight, whether it's 10 pounds or 80, that you're sitting there all day, doing nothing, and shoving plates full of food into your trap. In fact, I eat less at this point in my life than I ever did. Take care, Smokey!

It's a lot easier when you can afford to have someone make meals and can go to a personal trainer. Not everyone has the time with work schedules...I know people that have two and three jobs just to keep from losing the house.

You're cool SmokeyKitteh; was not referring to you *hugs* the cunts know who they are. :D

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 6:13pm

Hey no prob...I figured I'd offer. I really didn't think there'd be that much risk since I'm fairly low profile on here. I mean who'd want to waste their time harassing me? Lol. Anyway, sounds like you have equally bad shit you're dealing with and I'm sorry to hear that. But seriously, check out that website I mentioned. It really helped me get through it all. If you need to get the surgery, you will truly need at least the full 6 wks to recover. Don't let anyone tell you it's no big deal.

I work in the medical field, so I take offense to anyone calling people with actual reasons for being heavy lazy. Some people are truly lazy, but it's not fair to lump everyone together and stereotype them like that.

Twat Muffin's picture

Smokey Kitteh -- oh, that's so sweet of you, but I don't want you to risk publishing that info; I don't want your life to be turned upside down just because I asked you a question. I'm suffering from severe anemia (multiple blood transfusions). My gastric scans and pelvic ultrasound said nothing is wrong, so they're guessing I'm bleeding too heavily during periods. Can you believe at my age, 46, some doctors think I may still want to have kids? I told my new gynie that that has never been a want of mine, so if you have to take the uterus, take it. I guess they're just looking into less invasive means of helping me. I'll know more at the end of next week -- I'm seeing a hematologist then. Again, thanks for your offer of help -- I truly appreciate it. And you feel better, okay? I have to admit, I got a little angry at some of the posts saying people are lazy -- they don't know the health issues people are going through.

Love, Twat

cdawg's picture

I have hypothyroidism which never made me a big fatass BUT it did make me gain 5 pounds recently because it's levels recently became more under active and I had to up my synthetic hormone meds. I just got the dose adjusted last week so hopefully the pounds will come back off, but thyroid problems REALLY do make it harder lose weight. I'm nowhere near obese and I'm within normal weight, but it still feels like shit to gain weight, especially when my diet and exercise doesn't change.

Long story short, the few of us with thyroid problems have a little room to complain 'cause I didn't do shit to put this weight on. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

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Twat Muffin's picture

Bjork You -- I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one who wants to shoot the TV when I hear Jennifer Hudson mutilating (perfect word) Nina Simone. Last night I was watching TBS and they kept running that commercial where that bitch Lea Michele is singing "Let Me Entertain You." That bitch's voice gets on my last freakin' nerve!

TrashyWilma -- as a person who takes Seroquel, you're right on about its sleep properties. My only problem is that I have to get up to pee too often -- I have a mouse-sized bladder, LOL!

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@TwatMuffin

Actually, my OB/GYN told me that I just had a bum uterus. I had severe bleeding issues. I had my time of the month pretty much all the time. Nothing and I mean nothing would stop it. I tried meds, getting an ablation (which means it was cauterized), everything...and finally I told them to just take the damn thing. Best decision I ever made. Don't miss it at all. I was done having kids, got my boy and girl, so for me it was all good. Go to hystersisters.com for any and all info. that you could possibly want. I found an enormous amount of support there in the forums. But if you have a ton of questions and you want to ask/talk to me about it, I'll gladly give ya my email or real name for facebook :)

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No bitch, in a dumbass way you're incredibly naive.

Wait till you hit 40... then, let's talk.
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Smokey Kitteh's picture

@thehoustongirl

Wow, that's harsh. Well I didn't insult Mila. I think she's gorgeous and would love be built like her. I commented (which I almost never do) because I feel for those in the same predicament as myself, having a disease that makes weight loss nearly impossible. Oh, and I'm not overweight by any medical standards but that doesn't stop me from wishing I wasn't my skinnier 20ish something with a flat stomach self again.

Twat Muffin's picture

Smokey Kitteh -- aww, hon, I'm sorry to hear about your health issues; you're so young! May I ask you why you had a hysterectomy at such a young age? I'm potentially facing that prospect and I'm trying to gather info on it. I, too, have an autoimmune illness, so I understand where you're coming from.

So let me get this straight, you Dlisters (some of you) tear people's body appearance DOWN! (tree trunk thighs, thunder thighs, ugly this and that) BUT LORD FORBID someone makes a comment about overweight ppl need to lose weight AND YOU LOSE YOUR SHIT. Bitch, did she address your name? No? Well shut the fuck up and stop giving us excuses on why you "CAN'T" lose weight because we sure didn't ask for it.... some peeps have legitimate issues but for your ass to sit up on the Dlist everyday you got time to do that instead of working out. HILIARIOUS!!!! :D

I'm just saying though people criticize so much only to turn around and have the nerve to be offended (in a third party way because no one said their name). Boy the loonies are OUT? Makes me miss Fraggle's alts!! Just like in the Rebecca Black thread where some ppl were complaining about how they were 'bullied' in school. HMMM I CAN FUCKING SEE WHY!!!! (not all because some stories were pretty good)

Keep up the good work being so entertaining!! YOU FATTIES ROCK!!!!

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TrashyWilma's picture

Whoa....Seroquel. In college I roomed with a bipolar/schizophrenic who took those in combination with other anti-psychotics. Needless to say, his alarm clock would go off for an hour every morning before he'd hear it.

He gave me a pill one night. I took it and slept clear through the next day and into the following night. 24 hours. Didn't even get up to pee.

Not a fun drug, but great if you want to sleep like the dead.

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angel_i's picture

But I think I was also, in a beautiful way, incredibly naive
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I like this sentiment. I remember more than a few times that my naivety was a blessing. Simply not "knowing" there are barriers really can make them disappear. As soon as you're aware tho...

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Smokey Kitteh's picture

I don't think she meant to insult anyone, however, I know how hard it is trying to lose weight. I'll gladly give her my life...34, auto-immune illness, taking high doses of prednisone, already had a hysterectomy etc etc. I'm not overweight but I could stand to lose 10-15 lbs and with what I got going right now, it ain't gonna happen no matter how much I 'wish' or will for it. I was always naturally skinny until I got sick. I barely eat because I don't feel like it most of the time but my weight just goes up. Stupid disease, stupid meds, yeah, she has no damn clue.

Shut up you stupid bitch.

ETA - and I want $9.50 and the 108 minutes of my life back for that crapfest "Black Swan". Twat.
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clodlisted's picture

If you're missing Her Royal Highness Mila Kuntis' recent bitch vibes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a4CSXFb5EQ&feature=related=1 from what I remember of the translation I read somewhere, the female fan asks if she can take a picture, Kuntis tells her she can if her bodyguard won't move her (the fan). It's not so much what Kuntis said as HOW she says it to a fan/her attitude.

She seems to have a stick up her ass promoting that shit movie of hers. Hijacking a question meant for Justin Timberlake in that press conference so she can demonstrate more of the Kuntis and pass it off as "stickin' up for friendzz"? Kuntis overload.

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Seroquel makes you zombified...fuckin horrible, unless you like that, I like to feel very very mellow at times, (okay lots of times) but definitely not w/Seri's as they are called on the streets here in NYC. They're truly zomby pills as far as getting high on...if you want to sleep a good weekend sleep, take about 150mgs, you will wake up on Monday morning not skippng a beat. YUK

There's a major difference between XR and SR. Neither is good recreational drug. i believe u are talking abt SR.

Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

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My thoughts on the matter (Slightly NSFW)
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madam ex's picture

Seroquel makes you zombified...fuckin horrible, unless you like that, I like to feel very very mellow at times, (okay lots of times) but definitely not w/Seri's as they are called on the streets here in NYC. They're truly zomby pills as far as getting high on...if you want to sleep a good weekend sleep, take about 150mgs, you will wake up on Monday morning not skippng a beat. YUK
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moomarse's picture

"But I think I was also, in a beautiful way, incredibly naive."

Holy fucking shit... don't forget MODEST too!!

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Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 12:56pm.
I use to work in a modeling agency, and all these women do is drink Diet Coke and smoke. Anyone can be thin on that diet.
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You forgot to add some Cocaine and eating a cube of cheese a week, swallowing Adderall, sniffing Adderall, injecting Adderall between the toes so there arent any marks...etc....these whores know what to do and how to do it, and its not 7-8hrs in a gym and dieticians all the time, Im sure they all have people cooking, catering and washing their asses but they have EXTRA help along the way. Fuck you Mila, and NunyaBIZ you are correct, something about her Philtrum is irritating.

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Submitted by LadyGagGag on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 3:46pm: "...I've tried in the past to control my weight but i would cheat a little thinking it was ok. And then right before you know it the little cheats turned into big cheats. So my method of dieting back then didn't work. Now I'm taking it seriously through diet and excercise, no pills and the resuls are showing. If Jennifer Hudson can do it, so can I!"

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Good for you! (I lost 15 pounds so far, it's not easy.) However, if you start mutilating Nina Simone the way Jennifer Hudson does in her absolutely insufferable commercial, I will personally slap you.

Taken out of context indeed Mila was here. I completely get what she is saying. You've got to have the will and everyone's got it but doesn't use it. I'm living what she's saying now. I'm 41 years old. Someone put a hideous picture of me on a social networking site a few weeks back, and I was disgusted with myself. I've tried in the past to control my weight but i would cheat a little thinking it was ok. And then right before you know it the little cheats turned into big cheats. So my method of dieting back then didn't work. Now I'm taking it seriously through diet and excercise, no pills and the resuls are showing. If Jennifer Hudson can do it, so can I!

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 12:11pm.

"I don't think I ever fully realized what a human body is capable of doing. But I think I was also, in a beautiful way, incredibly naive."

Um...do you do something other then read other people's words in front of a camera?? Did I miss the post where Jackie climbs Mt. Kilimanjaro or does a Forest Gump coast to coast run or was lost at sea for months and had to swim back to civilization?

Yeah, losing 20 pounds really broke new ground. Give me a break.

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^^^This! The arrogance of these idiot actors. Wow her "hard work", "self-drive" and "self worth" resulted in a measley 20 lb weight loss. I am so fucking impressed. My best friend's "hard work", "self-drive" and "self worth" put her through medical school to become a doctor. And that was all on her own funding from very humble beginnings. Yeah, Hollywood didn't pay her to do it. Oh and Mila, she's not skinny. Is that okay with you? Because Hollywood makes so many contributions to society and all.....you know I though I would check with you first.

Done with this snotty shit head since that whole snipping at the reporter video. You get paid too much to do the most worthless job in the world, the least you could do is smile and politely answer a fucking question.

Fuck Hollywood.

Sorry, a bit edgy today to begin with.

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ADHD is real. and the shit doesn't go away when you become an adult... welcome to my world!

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Rich:
Hahahahaaa! Good one!

nocgirl's picture

I dont know why everyone is so pissed off at her. Most people that are overweight do not eat right and/or do not exercise. a sedetary lifestyle also helps to pack on the pounds. almost anyone can lose weight if they tried hard enough.

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I think Mila is just basically saying that the body is an amazing thing, that's all.

And there is discriminatoin and prejudice for fat and thin people. I have never been fat, and I never work out. I am lean and muscular and people think I am vaina nd live in a gym. I hate gyms and I don't know why anyone would want to spend half the week in one. I do, however, eat fairly healthy, don't drink soda or caffeine usually, and I don't drink THAT much.

But we all must hava vice or two!

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I think it's clear Mila was misquoted here. This isn't the kind of attitude she has. She's not a judger. I think she said something really positive about breaking through her own limits and it was warped into an anti-fat message by a magazine. A magazine that most likely earns money by selling advertising space to diet pills, gyms, weight loss gimmicks, and body shaping garments.

There are people who are on medication or have actual physical problems that prevent them from losing weight. I was one of the rare fuckers who became a ravenous bottomless pit when I was prescribed Zyrtec and Claritin for my allergies. I went from being a perfectly normal weight at 10 to being obese by 12 and gaining 20 pounds every year until I was 16. Then I fought back, got down to just kind of obese, and have since gotten significantly smaller by--shocker--getting a doctor to believe me about the med side effects and switch me to another allergy medicine with no recorded side effects related to appetite, weight control, or drowsiness. Now I still have a fat ass because I've been too lazy to get outside in the summer heat and workout again.

This is not most people. Most people need to cut back on their portions, eat healthier food, and exercise. Not everyone is going to get to 98 pounds to play a prima ballerina, but anyone who actually tries sticking to a healthy lifestyle for more than a few days will see improvements in their life. Time to lace up the old jogging shoes and get ready for an afternoon workout.

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@ Cokey: agreed. WTF with all this fucken Seroquel? It must be the new rage in the shady underworld of psychotrophics. It's being thrust at anyone & his dog.

Scary shit, that.

Well, I know for my purpose-I am bipolar. The XR incarnation of Seroquel is a godsend. Most antipsychotics completely knock you out; they are not good for extended use, but for calming a Charlie Sheen type character down. Seroquel XR will give you a full nights sleep, but you can still function well in the day without 12 hours of sleep. Given that XR doesn't knock you out, higher doses are able to be prescribed, which can more agressivly recalibrate your brain. I can take 300 mg of XR, as opposed to 50-100 mg SR and never being able to wake up, as well as not being completely treated.

Back to Mila: I think she was misquoted. I don't think she meant it in a "people who cannot lose weight are lazy". She meant it in a "Your body is capable of things you don't think it is"- in more of a being able to survive submerged in ice water way. She was 117 lbs, she got down to 98 lbs, simply to play a ballerina. She thought: I think getting down to that weight is impossible. Getting on pointe shoes (which usually takes a ballerina 10 years or so) in less than a year-is impossible. And of course she went through 5 hours of traning every day, had a very restricted diet, and when filming was done, she returned to her normal weight. She was just suprised that she was able to do it.

As for people trying to lose weight and have had little success-try Tracy Anderson 30 day method or Metamorphosis. I work out and try to diet as well, but nothing really got me down to a size 4-6 until her.

That bitch and Astra Zeneca owe me a bigass check now.

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If you guys really want to lose weight, enroll in a college.
I lost 10-15lbs my Freshman year not even trying; it was great. I stayed in the mirror.