Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 10, 2011 / Posted by:

Allen Samuels, a 55-year-old casino executive in Atlantic City who is livin’ de life so hard that he had to spit (dribble?) rhymes about it in a music video he paid for himself using the cash he gets from livin’ de life! Dear Rebecca Black, this is what your mid-life crisis is going to look like.

You know, fuck MTV for not thinking up Jersey Shore 30 years ago, because Allen Samuels IS the original The Situation. Allen Samuels knows this and so he’s making up for lost douche time by rapping about bitches (which I’m guessing means he volunteers at a dog shelter on the weekends), paper and a bunch of other shit KFed wishes he came up with for his debut album. And if you’re not with him, shorty, then you’re a part of de hype (cut to all of us pulling out a membership card to De Hype from our wallets)!

And the makers of Viagra should really add LIVIN DE LIFE to the list of possible side effects.

Source: Reddit via Gawker

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