Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

These two young gay actors have been boyfriend and boyfriend for a several years now. One is on a young adult drama, the other on an older housewifey series. For now, the two just pretend to be best friends, with no public PDA.

While Drama Guy is still closeted, Housewifey Guy is all but out. Ever since Drama Guy and his blonde beard “broke up”, Housewifey Guy has been putting the pressure on to come out publicly. He doesn’t even bother with beards, and wants Drama Guy to quit pretending he’s straight, too. Drama Guy is toying with the idea and has been polling his friends and a few select colleagues to see if they think that now is a good time to come out. His biggest opponent so far? His blonde ex, who worries that her popularity may suffer if she is exposed as a beard. (Blind Gossip)

Penn Badgley from Gossip Girl and Bree’s big gay son (real name: Shawn Pyfrom) from Desperate Housewives is kind of too obvious, right?

Penn registers on my relatedtothemonchhichis radar, but he’s never really registered on my gaydar. But I’m still going to go with Penn and Shawn, because Blake NotSoLively as the blonde beard makes sense. That lazy-faced trollop ruins everything.

This movie actress used to be on the cusp of A list. Now, she is still a B, but, will probably stay there for the rest of her career. Always attracted to and dating musicians, she recently decided to give one newly married rocker a special wedding present. Herself. He didn’t seem to mind at all. Hey, it beats another set of china. Plus, it is not like they have not hooked up in the past even when he was dating his now wife. (CDAN)

Winona Ryder, Jamie Hince and Kate Moss? That’s all I’ve got.

So, this reality star from one of my favorite reality shows. Not hard to guess which one if you read the site regularly. Anyway, she was at the airport the other day and checking in for her flight. Apparently there was an error so they had her in economy rather than first class. She did a don’t you know who I am thing and the person said no, they didn’t. “But, I am on a reality show.” Still didn’t work. Then she dropped the I used to be married to so and so. The clerk said, oh I loved him. Whatever happened to him. Still did not get our reality star in first class. They offered her business class, but she waited at the airport two hours for the next flight because she could not be seen in business class. (CDAN)

Camille Grammer? As much as the Saran-wrapped mound of ground heart in my chest twitches for Camille, bitch can’t be serious for trying to drop her ex-husband’s name. You can’t pull that card when you get a divorce. That has as much clout as me telling the airline employee that I used to bone on one of their former part-time baggage handlers. Unless Camille was riding on Kelsey’s flea dick in front of the counter, the employee isn’t going to give a shit today, tomorrow or next lifetime.