Afternoon Crumbs

Even the United Nations can’t bring LeAnn Rimes’ at-war titties together – Celebitchy

Lindsay Lohan might be the only dumb whore on this planet who wants to fuck someone from Coldplay – Lainey Gossip

The chick in the purple barfing into a paper towel speaks for all of us – The Superficial

This petition asking Sesame Street to gay marry Bert and Ernie is totally wrong. We all know that Statler and Waldorf are the Muppets who should be wedded in marital misery – Towleroad

Emma Watson really needs to give that Pretty in Pink prom dress back to Molly Ringwald – Popoholic

The Photoshop Factor – The Berry

Panty Creamer of the Day: David Charvet – Hollywood Tuna

RPattz was just on the receiving end of an Adidas bukkake – Popsugar

Sofia Vergara’s chichis cannot be contained – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Needs more Lisa Turtle – Just Jared

Guess who’s stretching their ass crack? – Cityrag

When is the medical community going to finally announce that The Situation’s abs are actually giant herp warts? – Hollywood Rag

George Lopez and his three noses are out of a job – I’m Not Obsessed

Would you hit it? The maggot pillow, I mean – Videogum

This outfit would make a lot more sense if it was on Justin Bieber instead – Moe Jackson

Frances Bean Cobain is very Emo goth girl circa 1996 – ICYDK