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August 9, 2011 / Posted by:

Diana Nyad, the 61-year-old long-distance swimming legend who dove into the waters off the coast of Havana on Sunday and tried to once again become the first human being on the face of the planet to swim 103 miles to Florida without a shark cage. To make a long swim short, Diana had to make like Ke$ha’s court-appointed groomer and quit that bitch, because the conditions made it impossible for her to continue on.

The swim was supposed to take around 60 hours and People says that Diana last 29 hours before she raised the white flag. Diana’s team says she was barfing in the sea water and the strong winds and swells caused pain in her shoulder. Diana said that she is not making a sad about it and knows it was the right thing to do. This was Diana’s second time at the “swim your ass from Cuba to Florida” rodeo. In 1979, Diana tried to complete the swim, but she didn’t make it.

Diana told reporters that she wanted to do it again to show hos that 60 is the new 40. Diana still showed us! Meanwhile, I’m showing hos that 30 is the new 60 since I barely walk 103 steps in a 60 hour period (Thank GOD for desk chair toilets and refrigerated file cabinets).

By the way, one of my ex-boyfriend’s grandma is Cuban and she would always tell me (after a few bottles of Chateau Diane, of course) about how her older brother did the Fidel Castro Flee by coming to Florida from Havana on some kind of inner tube that deflated halfway. She said that he had to swim most of the way and even kicked at a couple of sharks. So technically, he sort of broke the record, but I’m sure he’d give his medal to Diana.

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