Which hip-hop star’s gold teeth are emitting a foul stench? Music industry noses are turning away in disgust because of his vile breath—but it doesn’t seem to put off the ladies. (Page Six)
Lil Wayne? That goblin sees the dentist about as much as his dick sees a condom. I bet his bref reeks like a constipated pig’s ass after a bareback butt orgy in a trough full of trash water.
Note to hos: If you ever let Lil Wayne go down on you, make sure you gargle your cooch out with Listerine afterward. You don’t want gingivitis of the pussy and you certainly don’t want to queef out food chunks.
This future bride is now in full panic mode about her wedding day. Her dress doesn’t fit. Rather than spend the next few weeks exercising and dieting, she has decided on more drastic measures, and has a three-point plan at the ready: She has ordered up a liquid diet for the week before the event; she has scheduled a colon cleanse during the final hours leading up to the big day; and, if she’s feeling particularly desperate, she has some little white pills at the ready. (Blind Gossip)
Sherri Shepherd? Kim Kardassian can squeeze her fat ass into anything since she has no bones or internal organs and is only filled with the blood of Satan.
This D list “actress” that was really made famous for her work on a drama/sitcom in the late 90′s is finding it hard to pay for her pill habit. To fund her dangerous and dark habit, she has been meeting people on Craig’s list for money. (BuzzFoto)
Lisa Nicole Carson from Ally McBeal? Lisa was shown the exit door on Ally McBeal, because she allegedly was hooked on the bad shit and kept acting the fool on set, so I’ll guess her. Listening to Vonda Shepard sing cover after cover can do that to a ho.
Proving that no marriage vows are sacred in Hollywood, this B- actress who will drop to a C- after a certain franchise is over apparently is ready to be the next Mrs when the marriage of this A- actor is finally announced to be ending. The couple has had a few moments here and there over the past few months and the other night, our actor was overheard telling his assistant that the actress cornered him, dragged him into a bathroom and orally serviced him. He also said the following. “You know who would never do that.” (CDAN)
Ashley Greene and Ben Affleck?