Afternoon Crumbs

August 9, 2011 / Posted by:

Oh, it’s truly a sad day when It’s Pat has fallen on hard times – Cityrag

Aziz Ansari gives good comeback – Lainey Gossip

In case you didn’t already know that Kim Kardassian’s shame gene was lipo-ed out to make way for more plastic in her face – The Superficial

Just when I was about to call Vida Guerra a boiled Slim Jim with bolt-on titty sacks, I spot a pair of exquisite lucite heels on her feet. So let me correct myself by saying that Vida Guerra is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL boiled Slim Jim with bolt-on titty sacks. – Hollywood Tuna

Maroon 5’s Moves Like Jagger video confirms that Adam Levine and Xtina do not move like Jagger – Towleroad

Tommy Girl’s hold on Stepford Katie’s hand is probably not unlike his hold on a hard dick – Just Jared

Kate Bosworth and her downgrade piece were at Chateau Marmont last night – Popsugar

Sharon Stone looks hot. The end. – Celebitchy

Tamara Ecclestone is in a two piece – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

How many of your memaw’s tea cozies did it take to make RiRi’s leggings? – Hollywood Rag

What the hell kind of GD outfit is Nicole Scherminger wearing? – Popholic

Um. Can the new Catwoman suit transform Anne Hathaway into Michelle Pfeiffer? Because if that’s one of the things it can do, I’ll be pleased and impressed – ICYDK

I’m tired of these motherfucking… Oh, you know the rest – The Daily What

Pfft. It’s no Do The Urkel I’m Not Obsessed

And here’s Ron Artest’s extra shiny dick situation (NSFW) – OMG Blog

The top of Harrison Ford’s head looks like an alley cat after someone tried to cut the mange out of its fur – SOW

Nicole Scherminger in Marie Claire – The Berry

(Image via Flynet)

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