What In The Cannibal Fun Dip Hell?
TLC's Strange Addiction sometimes seems like a complete act of fiction starring shit actors who can't even get a job doing the dramatizations on America's Most Wanted and sometimes it seems an act of real life lifted straight out of the mind of David Lynch. I'm really not sure which category last season's finale falls under, but I do know that Keith Richards approves!
26-year-old Casie was left completely devastated after he husband died of an asthma attack and she had a hard time letting go which caused her to carry around his ashes in an urn wherever she went. That's not the "strange" or "addiction" part of her strange addiction. One day, Casie got a bit of her husband's ashes on her finger and she felt guilty about just wiping him away so she put it in her mouth and ate it. That unlocked a craving in Casie and she swallowed about one pound of his ashes in just two months. To which, my only response is:
Jezebel says that Casie thankfully got help and checked herself into a mental facility that didn't allow her to bring her husband's ashes. Casie didn't get help, because turning your stomach into an ash tray isn't healthy. Casie got help, because she's running out of ashes to eat and she doesn't know what she'll do if that happens. I thought the same thing and then got the image of Casie pooping over a different urn, which made me once again realize why I have a reserved seat on the Chinatown bus to Hell.
I can't judge Casie, because if I watched Mah Boo Anderson Cooper throw a used cigarette into the trash after sucking on it, I can't say I wouldn't take it my bedroom and cigarette butt fuck it if I ain't being too subtle.
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My dad passed away about a year ago, and I have his urn/ashes at home. In all this time I have NEVER thought of opening it. I don't want to, nor do I have ANY good reason to. I did turn it on it's side once while dusting and heard a rattling noise. That was enough to convince me that I don't want to look. I loved my dad, but I don't need to look in there and see a finger or toe bone. Although with the sense of humor he had it would likely be a middle finger.
LMAO I watched that show the other night and was fascinated not by her, classy lady that she was, but by her mom. I was rooting for her to smack that urn out of Miss Piggy's arms.
and yes! the rock eater was nasty, as was her broken teeth. What nutjobs.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Oh True Blood. How I love thee and hate thee at the same time.
They'd better give me mean and evil sex-on-a-stick Eric back soon or I'm going to stop watching TB. Enough with the glittering amnesiac Eric whispering all this Twi-shit to Sookie.
So tired of Tara and her poor judgment and whining about things when they go wrong. Just off her already.
I'm gonna cry if Jason doesn't get to save Jessica.
I'm not convinced the spirit both Lafayette and the baby are seeing is malevolent. She may have been what saved the baby from the fire that was set by some other evil.
If they aren't going to do something exciting with Alcide soon, he should have to stand around naked at all times. Debbie Pelt needs to go away but not until they have her kill off Sookie. And Tommy. And Tara.
Ginger riding Pam's casket was made of awesome sauce. (Followed by Mrs. Fortenberry's vampire neighbor getting bar-b-qued in her rollers. Jeez, couldn't you have least tried to turn your hose on her?) Loved.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 3:31pm.
Oh, and I'm sure that man's family really likes the fact that his widow is chowing down on his dead body. If that were my family member I would march over to that house and rip the urn out of that obese freak's fat fingers.
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Bitch, that's considered good eating in your area.
I find this less odd than some of the other addictions they highlight. At least her hubby could be more or less regarded as food. From the viewpoint of certain polynesian tribes he was just very well done long pig. The sort of supper a new bride might present to her husband, being unfamiliar with cooking times per pound.
We had the rock eater episode last night. The nutbag would happily drive for miles to access the tastiest gravel in the state. There's no ethnic heritage associated with eating rocks. Even in pre-historic times she would have been considered mentally inbalanced and summarily clubbed to death.
*sigh* The good old days...
LOL!
That is fuckin disgusting/hilarious. How did she "get a bit of her husband's ashes on her finger" anyway? What was she doing?
Really though, it is the ultimate expression of love. I'm sure if he could have chosen as his dying wish to end up festering in her rancid, over-stretched, pig-gut, before vomiting out of her bloody, roid-ridden asshole and being flushed down to the glorious shit-sea under the streets, he would have.
What this woman didn't consider is that she is not eating just her husband's corpse.
No organic food in that urn. There's a mixture, with ashes from the coffin (chemically treated wood and padding) and from his made in China clothes. Conceivably all those chemicals led to her addiction.
umm Canibalism Cajun style?
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Twat Muffin- I am beginning to hate Sookie as well, I want my book Sookie, not this. this. wimp. I do not hate Anna Paquin though, even if she isn't that pretty, I am actually pleasantly surprised that there's an average looking leading lady. I just hope that they man up her character. Alcide is an idiot basically. To be honest I can't remember him being all over Sookies ass in the literature, but it's been ages since I read them all. I hope that they take that ghost lady up a few notches next week, I wanna see some serious action for god's sake!
Ponchiks -- maybe they keep Debbie around so that it will remind Alcide how much he really loves Sookeh. Good, god, I HATE Sookie, such an annoying twit, and looking at fucking ugly Anna Paquin's face every week is really hard on my stomach, ya know? I was hoping that Mikey was the evil one, not some witchy woman who's talking to him, like some really scary demonic possession shit.
that's gross & sick.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 3:24pm.
Ponchiks -- I don't know what's up with the creepy ghost lady, but ya know what? She's not creepy enough for me. Yeah, I'm guilty of loving anything ultra macabre, but she's just not scary to me. I guess I'm fascinated more by that creepy, old, dirty baby doll that Mikey is carrying around. Last night was such a good episode; certainly made up for last week's boring show. And though he has a hot body, isn't Alcide as exciting as day-old oatmeal?
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Oh yes, totally. I hate how Mr Ball seems to be butchering a perfectly fantastic character. And why is he with Debbie??? That bitch should have died ages ago.
I agree that she isn't creepy enough, although she did burn the trailer park down. And why is she saying " Come to mummy" or soemthing like that?
Oh, and I'm sure that man's family really likes the fact that his widow is chowing down on his dead body. If that were my family member I would march over to that house and rip the urn out of that obese freak's fat fingers.
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Ponchiks -- I don't know what's up with the creepy ghost lady, but ya know what? She's not creepy enough for me. Yeah, I'm guilty of loving anything ultra macabre, but she's just not scary to me. I guess I'm fascinated more by that creepy, old, dirty baby doll that Mikey is carrying around. Last night was such a good episode; certainly made up for last week's boring show. And though he has a hot body, isn't Alcide as exciting as day-old oatmeal?
Submitted by kylimayrow on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 1:38pm.
True Blood last night gets messier by the minute
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Oh, yes. I just wonder how will they be able to finish the season, as there are only a few episodes left and still so much more to cover!
P.S. Anyone knows what's with that creepy ghost lady?
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 3:07pm.
I can believe she lost a good amount of weight. When you are super morbidly obese, the weight loss like hers can happen in a month or two. But way to go for her for 1.) being obsessed with her dead husband, 2.) carrying his ashes everywhere, 3.) eating his ashes (his dead body), 4.) going on a tv show to talk about it, 5.) still being super morbidly obese.
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That's the funniest comment I read today, thanks for HAHAHAHA's.
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I can believe she lost a good amount of weight. When you are super morbidly obese, the weight loss like hers can happen in a month or two. But way to go for her for 1.) being obsessed with her dead husband, 2.) carrying his ashes everywhere, 3.) eating his ashes (his dead body), 4.) going on a tv show to talk about it, 5.) still being super morbidly obese.
I hope she won't try to get back into the dating pool any time soon, I can't imagine many men like excessively large women who are psychotic.
I am annoyed with stories like this. No wonder men cannot stand women, generally. You have psycho bitches coming at you every corner you turn. Way to give women a good name.
Are those ashes deep-fried? Cuz GF's a little chunky. Jus sayin'
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Molotov Cocktease -- um, yeah, cremated remains are chunky. There are tons of bone fragments. I know -- both of my parents were crenated and I saw the transfer of ashes into an urn.
She could go on a diet of burned pizza. Pizza Cremata.
Here I was, thinking she did sexy times with the urn....I'm a Sucia!
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The only real problem I can see arising is if she finishes her husband's ashes and is hungry for more.
I'm ashamed to admit I actually watched that last night.
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"and she claimed to have lost 40 pounds in that time??"
I did not see that part but I am calling BS!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Remember that Italian family who thought they were enjoying spices from Italy and it turned out it was the cremated ashes of a dead relative?
Tastes like chicken
I watched this last night and the husband had only been dead 2 (2 and 1/2?) months...and she claimed to have lost 40 pounds in that time?? overall very strange but I had some sympathy for her as she obviously had not even begun to work through her grief. Her husband looked (from the brief glance that I saw) like an average, normal size guy but definetly out of her league so I'm sure that plays a part as well.
I used to love Intervention and Hoarders but this show is too much for me. Might as well call it Bad Attention Whores.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Um, aren't cremated ashes kinda chunky? Not to be gross but there are usually bone fragments in that shit. Not something I would instantly think "this should go in my mouth" about.
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Oh thank you warlizard, Fabio feels you have a nice face and a body with the symmetry" - Fabio chatting on Reddit AMA
This chick is all kinds of messed up, but I was WAY more disturbed by the woman acting like a baby, wearing diapers and sleeping in a crib and sucking on a pacifier. Scary for reals.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
kylimayrow -- I actually liked last night's TB episode, so much better than last week's boring one. I loved Pam & her beauty treatments, the woman hanging onto the shaking coffin, and Hoyt's mama witnessing her vampire-next-door neighbor who walks out into the sunlight wearing a muu-muu and hair rollers, only to spontaneously incinerate. If only they'd fucking get rid of Sookeh, I'd be happy.
Missed "True Blood" from last night... I heard it was a good one.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
EW! Reminds me of the Six Feet Under episode where they snorted the girl's ashes. How the fuck did she keep them down? I'm getting suck just thinking about it.
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True Blood last night gets messier by the minute
And I love you MK, but if you don't quit putting commas in front of the word "because" I'm just, I'm just, okay I'm just not going to do anything. BUT STILL!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Very funny giff from True Blood!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 1:35pm.
To me, that's even more funny than MK's post itself.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
People looking for attention. Half the jackoffs on "My Strange Addiction" are fake and half are looking for attention. Why would this woman "reveal" her "addiction" to her cousin? Why would she appear on this show? She'd keep eating her husband's ashes in secret until he was all gone and that would be that. She knows it's embarassing, but she chooses to go on the show anyway?
And it's not nice to exploit the mentally ill for our own entertainment *snerk*.
I watched this crap last night. Her main problem is obviously EATING. EATING ANYTHING.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 1:29pm.
LOL. So you think her looks are her biggest problem?
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yes... that and her electrolysis bill.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Didn't Keef Richards say he snorted some of his Dad's ashes? Or did he say later he made that up?
Anyway, thass juss RONG! Do adults really have to be TOLD not to eat ashes, of any kind?
ETA: whodat in the GIF? Looks like that chick from "Dirty Dancing' - the SLUT (*applauds*) who got pregnant...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 1:29pm.
LOL. So you think her looks are her biggest problem?
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
Bwhahahaa ewww! What the fuck?! I don't even know how to respond. I'm torn because I preferred being blissfully unaware that such weirdos existed. On the other hand, this is good television.
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Douchechill!
"Cannibal Fun Dip" ahahahhaa MK! I wonder if she used a delicious vanilla candy stick to dip it out?
BRAAAAAAAAAINNNNZZZZZZZ
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Seriously how can you live with yourself if you look like that?
Pica. It's not that strange, actually. I have been known to suck on limestone on many an occasion. And when I can't get that, some lead-sinker appetizers go down fine.
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I am not here to fight. I am here to make love.
Was her husband an 800lb shut in?
hungry hungry hippo
this is whats wrong with the world
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