While Beyonce can count on Jay-Z’s extra sticky spit to keep her top from jumping up and revealing her House of Dareolas, Kelly Rowland doesn’t have that luxury and so she gave the audience at a club in New Jersey a double trouble titty show when her bra top quit her nipples the same way Sasha Fierce quit her daddy. This is what Kelly gets for asking Basement Baby to make her costumes using Tina Knowles’ training bra, Beyonce’s old wig straps and the silver fillings Matthew Knowles stole out of the mouths of past Destiny’s Child members. Don’t blame Kelly for pulling a double dose of Janet Jackson. You try finding the roll of double stick tape that rolled under the front seat while you’re changing in the back seat of your Chevrolet parked in the parking lot!
And to quote Julie from Showgirls: “I bet she cut that g-string herself.”
(NSFW) Click here to see Kelly’s titty dumplings. It’s almost artistic the way her crucifix is trying to reach out and touch her nipple plate.