Kelly Rowland Slips A Nip, Or Two
While Beyonce can count on Jay-Z's extra sticky spit to keep her top from jumping up and revealing her House of Dareolas, Kelly Rowland doesn't have that luxury and so she gave the audience at a club in New Jersey a double trouble titty show when her bra top quit her nipples the same way Sasha Fierce quit her daddy. This is what Kelly gets for asking Basement Baby to make her costumes using Tina Knowles' training bra, Beyonce's old wig straps and the silver fillings Matthew Knowles stole out of the mouths of past Destiny's Child members. Don't blame Kelly for pulling a double dose of Janet Jackson. You try finding the roll of double stick tape that rolled under the front seat while you're changing in the back seat of your Chevrolet parked in the parking lot!
And to quote Julie from Showgirls: "I bet she cut that g-string herself."
(NSFW) Click here to see Kelly's titty dumplings. It's almost artistic the way her crucifix is trying to reach out and touch her nipple plate.
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What in the 90s retro hell is this one wearing? she looks like she attended a yard sale given by a 90s cruise ship En Vogue Cover Band..
she really needs new people- I remember seeing her on UK TV last year rocking some mess that looked like it came off the rack at Marks and Spencer
Call me , Kelly Rowland I can put you in touch with stylists who can fix this mess. She really has the potential to snatch the trophy this year since Beyonce kind of faltered , but not with this look . You know I ♥ you Kells but lets pull it 2Gether.
Jeez , wear that spanx and space boots outfit from the "Commander" music video.
her dance and r n b singles are great , please, pull it together girl..
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
what is that I smell? Eau de desperation!!
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I don't wanna be loved, just wanna quickie. No bite
marks, no scratches, and no hickey.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I always thought Kelly was the hot one from DC days. Recently, Kels has been screaming for attention. . . the tats, that ugly weave and now the planned nip slip. DESPERATE. & it ain't gonna add more album sales either.
Nip slip aside she looks beautiful and is ten times better looking than that fucking weave monster Beyaphomet.
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sonyablade on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 8:10pm.
Who's nipple would you rather...Nicki's or Kelly's. Pix comparing both: http://bit.ly/p4JedS
Rather what? Suckle or pummel with bricks? LOL
Okay, Okay.
I choose Nicki's because they look weirdly alien and oddly firm and I've always wanted to do a bill Cosby Jell-O commercial motorboating fake black titties.
Kelly has zero votes. Sads.
Who's nipple would you rather...Nicki's or Kelly's. Pix comparing both: http://bit.ly/p4JedS
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She has breast implants? If I was getting them, I'd ask for bazoongas. Well, not like Tiffany Towers or Minka or those ones with the Frankenstein stitches around the aerolas, but big ones that would justify spending thousands of dollars. Plus, I'd still want them to be squeezable.
I'm just glad it's Kelly with the nipple slip and not Michelle. Yuck.
Beyonce can be so hincty sometimes. That's probably why she's hanging with Goopy. They can also talk about how hard it is to be so rich and famous and juggle it all and how so many people are haters and jealous of them. Plus, they're trying to tap into each other's audience for their own overgrown bank accounts.
PS: QueenyBean, Sammy Davis only had one eye!
QueenyBean on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 12:26pm.
She's the black one from Destiny's Child.
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they're all black.
1 drop rule. Nothing ever changes.
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Submitted by grounder on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 1:50pm.
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I never cease to be amazed at Beyonce's beautiful skin. It keeps getting whiter and whiter as she ages. Now at her tender age of 29 (real age: 37 year old), with her NATURAL blonde hair and NATURAL pale skin, she is now NATURALLY evolving into a white woman - thanks to her 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% French Creole genes!
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Don't even get me started on that fake assed Creole--ish! I remember when she said in some magazine that she was Creole and black, I said "Bitch please". Back when DC was just starting out, they had a "concert" at the mall in my podunk town. I took my daughter & we were less than 3 ft from the stage. Beyonce was not light at all. She was at best peanut butter colored--she would have dailed the paper bag test fo' 'sho'.
Matthew Knowles must have siphoned Kelly's bank account dry - the poor girl can't even afford double-sided tape.
All these so-called "nip slips" are obvious attempts at attention. There is no way she didn't realize she was flashing everyone. These celebs are so pathetic that they will do anything for attention. Next she will be showing her crotch. We should all call her out for the slut she is.
QueenyBean on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 12:26pm.
She's the black one from Destiny's Child.
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they're all black.
1 drop rule. Nothing ever changes.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 12:26pm.
She's the black one from Destiny's Child.
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they're all black.
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Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
Where the hell is performing in this outfit. It looks like it's at some gym during the day at that.
Google before and after nose job and implants
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Another one bites the dust.
I have a sudden craving for black licorice.
When she linked up with David Guetta and started bangin out club hits I was impressed she shook off the Destinys Child curse... then I had the unfortunate experience of seeing her give a lap dance to the stage at some BET awards show last month. It was pitiful. Now this.
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Every post like this should have corresponding Michelle Williams falling during DC performance video. Because if that didn't make them pause - a few nipples to the wind ain't gonna do it.
I guess she felt she needed the exposure.
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marilyn manson wore that shit when he first came out and he had that same ass hair too!!...wtf is she wearing?? how stupid. who is the fucking stylist?
like she couldn't feel that???
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
first of all those are breast implants she even admitted to getting a boob job and how could she not feel that?!
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I cannot believe how you guys are resurrecting the word "titty" (and "tittyballs" at that). You guys really think Kelly is pretty? She's a little Chim Chim (cf original "Speed Racer" cartoons) in the face, I think (and not that Chim Chim wasn't cute). And she was terrible on that dreadful fashion show on Bravo that was supposed to replace "Project Runway." And please don't anyone try saying that Michelle Memaw Williams was the real pretty one is Destiny's Child.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 12:06pm.
I always thought she was so much prettier than Beowulf. Her beauty is natural and doesn't look manufactured. I get the feeling that if you saw Beowulf without her wigs and makeup, she'd belong in a slasher movie starring as the corpse.
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I never cease to be amazed at Beyonce's beautiful skin. It keeps getting whiter and whiter as she ages. Now at her tender age of 29 (real age: 37 year old), with her NATURAL blonde hair and NATURAL pale skin, she is now NATURALLY evolving into a white woman - thanks to her 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% French Creole genes!
Genuine light skin, genuine nose, genuine blonde hair, genuinely ample bossoms and behind - what else can I do but rave about Beyonce's genuinely natural beauty?
AND YES, I'M BEING SARCASTIC...
Shame... she was IMO the only really pretty and more importantly talented one in DC and after the split or whatevs I rooted for her to be the one to make it. But alas, to make it these days one has to sing generic ass fuck songs and flash tittay all over the place.
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Oh thank you warlizard, Fabio feels you have a nice face and a body with the symmetry" - Fabio chatting on Reddit AMA
Surely she still has some millions from her Destiny's Child days, right? So why wear some janky ass costume to "perform" in a Z-listed club?? Are hair extensions that expensive?
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See the fuckery Beyonce leaves in her wake?
Oh my god. She has hot tits. She and Jesus should be proud.
Does she praise Jesus with those tittays or is that the other non-Wigonce DC member?
Hahaha I love the cross right on her boobie! Lol she shoulda gone bigger with the implants...
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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This is what happens when she wears her dominatrix costume in public.
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She is gorgeous but why is she wearing that mess?
have more respect for yourself hon................
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They are not real anyway. Just bags full of gel. Her hair and nose are also faux.
wtf dude with that homemade shit. You can clearly see the underwire that's halfway up her boob, which means it's just a bra that's too big around for her with the straps sinched up. Yay Kelly, you're in the Paris/Lindsay/Britney club!! Clap. Clap.
What is this I don't even.
I think she's very pretty, with a slamming bod. Shame I will never care about her "music". She probably just put on one of her pre-boob job bras and expected it to still fit.
She has pretty lil tittys.
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She wanted to show off her implants. She's a beautiful woman. Too bad she's a has-been.
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I thought she was the prettiest one in Destiny's Child. She had a cool style back then.
This shit is just desperate. She looks like she got that top from an S&M yard sale. If she had paid 25 cents extra, they would have thrown in the nip clamps made to keep that top from flying up.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
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Submitted by islandgirl: Well, thanks to the last thumb, we now know what Tracy Morgan has been up to lately.
Swoons and faints...
I actually don't mind the top..but she either 1) totally did it on purpose 2) forgot her double sided tape or 3) never did any dress rehearsal with that top.
I think she is gorgeous though.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
So many women are having nip-slips these days...it makes those of us who aren't into tit-munching crave a penis flop. All I can do is stare at bulges to get even the slightest suggestion...
If I'm not mistaken, the bra part of this ensemble was designed to cover only the upper part of the breasts. Apparently only the nips are considered taboo these days.
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I just can't with this. It looks like a bra that's not put on all the way. Does she have no sensation in her tittyballs to feel her bra thingy isn't all the way on?
I'm just completely confused by this.
She's the black one from Destiny's Child.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Janet Jackson called, she wants her outfit from
the Rhythm Nation 1814 tour you altered back.
Actually, she says keep it.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Well, thanks to the last thumb, we now know what Tracy Morgan has been up to lately.