Afternoon Crumbs

August 8, 2011 / Posted by:

Dancing with the Stars’ Lacey Schwimmer shows us what it would look like if Madame played CoCo in a puppet show – Hollywood Rag

Where RiRi’s camel toe and Bob Marley’s chest cleavage meet – Hollywood Tuna

Heidi Klum makes her nipples work – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Let’s play handball off of Nicole Kidman’s forehead – Lainey Gossip

Catwoman’s a stripper – The Superficial

Eh. Poke at me when Stacey Q and Martika are in the same room together – Towleroad

Stepford Katie’s stylist Suri is just fucking with her now – Just Jared

Chupa Zoe’s face now looks exactly like the Mayan clay mask from Pier 1 my auntie has hanging in her front hall – Popsugar

Fergie’s not pissed, she just realized that she pissed herself again – Cityrag

Blake Shelton gets thirsty for the finer things in life – Celebitchy

Avril Lavigne bathed her hair last night – ICYDK

Did Snooki queef in Anchorage recently? – The Daily What

Kate Hudson and Ryder Robinson are straight up twinsies in the face – I’m Not Obsessed

A litter of awwwwwwwwws – The Berry

I thought glow in the dark pants died during my raver days – OMG Blog

Since strangers are starting to mistake Danny DeVito for Deena from Jersey Shore, he retired his hair dying days and embraced the silver – SOW

Charlize Theron’s nipples will not be ignored – Popoholic

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