Afternoon Crumbs
Dancing with the Stars’ Lacey Schwimmer shows us what it would look like if Madame played CoCo in a puppet show – Hollywood Rag
Where RiRi’s camel toe and Bob Marley’s chest cleavage meet – Hollywood Tuna
Heidi Klum makes her nipples work – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Let’s play handball off of Nicole Kidman’s forehead – Lainey Gossip
Catwoman’s a stripper – The Superficial
Eh. Poke at me when Stacey Q and Martika are in the same room together – Towleroad
Stepford Katie’s stylist Suri is just fucking with her now – Just Jared
Chupa Zoe’s face now looks exactly like the Mayan clay mask from Pier 1 my auntie has hanging in her front hall – Popsugar
Fergie’s not pissed, she just realized that she pissed herself again – Cityrag
Blake Shelton gets thirsty for the finer things in life – Celebitchy
Avril Lavigne bathed her hair last night – ICYDK
Did Snooki queef in Anchorage recently? – The Daily What
Kate Hudson and Ryder Robinson are straight up twinsies in the face – I’m Not Obsessed
A litter of awwwwwwwwws – The Berry
I thought glow in the dark pants died during my raver days – OMG Blog
Since strangers are starting to mistake Danny DeVito for Deena from Jersey Shore, he retired his hair dying days and embraced the silver – SOW
Charlize Theron’s nipples will not be ignored – Popoholic