Becks Wears Harper Under His Neck

August 7, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Posh and Becks’ new daughter Harper Eight is lucky that she was brought into this world after her daddy got a ridiculous tattoo of him as Jesus and his sons as cherubs. Thankfully for Harper, she missed out on being a part of that mark of fuckery. Phew for her. Instead, Becks showed his love for his daughter by getting her name tattooed right under his neck in fancy font. Or “you know, that curly writing that comes out of giant white feathers” as my cousin explained to the chick doing her wedding invitations.

At last night’s LA Galaxy vs. FC Dallas game, Becks’ allergic reaction to cloth covering his man nipples got the best of him and so he pulled off his shirt, revealing his new tattoo. I would’ve rather Becks used his energy to pull off that rubber cock string around his head, but whatever.

Anyway, here’s more of Becks (and a sliiiiight bulge) last night as well as a picture Posh Tweeted of him and Harper.

Tags: BABIES!!!, Duggars, Posh & Becks

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