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Erik Weihenmayer from Team No Limits on the reality show Expedition Impossible

If you’re looking at the words “Expedition Impossible” and all you see is “Expedition Que?,” you’re not alone. Whenever I bring up this show to somebody, they always look at me like I’m asking them to set me up or some shit, which is an expedition into the impossible in itself.

Expedition Impossible is like the Amazing Race meets Ishtar meets Indiana Jones meets the camel scene in the last season of Real Horseflies of NYC. Basically, teams of three have to journey through all parts of Morocco while stopping to do a task or complete some kind of puzzle. Most of the teams are about as bland as a drop of uncooked couscous sitting on a ceramic tile counter, but not Erik from Team No Limits (I can’t with that team name either). Erik is a motivational speaker and a self-described blind adventurer who is the only blind person in the history of the world to climb to the top of Mount Everest.

I can’t even brush my teeth without my contacts in, but Erik has blindly ridden camels, kayaked down a river and climbed up cliffs with his team. In one of the earlier episodes, a bitchy camel (or maybe it was a bitchy donkey) knocked Erik off of its back and he hit the ground hard. If that was me, I would’ve said “fuck this shit” so fast that all you would’ve heard was “ffff” and “tttt.” But Erik got back on and finished the task. Erik has almost drowned in the river and nearly got impaled by a rock when he zip-lined into it, and he didn’t moan about it while some of the other teams have panic attacks when a camel throws them a shank eye. Erik has shown me that if he can do it, I definitely can’t do it, because he might be a superhuman.

Here’s hoping that Erik and his teammates (fuck those hipster Gypsies) take it all!