16-year-old Courtney Stodden’s mom and pimp Krista told Radar the other day that she considers White Oprah and Pimp Mama Kris Jenner as the two shameless child whore wranglers she looks up to, and she’s definitely making both of them proud with the way she’s taught her daughter how to handle business negotiations. Gawker got a hold of the priceless email exchange between radio producer Jeremy Baumhower and who he thinks is Courtney Stodden, because the responses read like they were written by a silicone puppet who was too focused on making luded-up porn faces at her reflection in the monitor to write a real response.
Courtney, the graceful goddess who is a living mutation of Heidi Montag’s lipo-ed back fat, wants to be a country star and Jeremy offered her the chance to whore herself out in a radio tour. Courtney and her 51-year-old husband Doug would’ve only had to spend a few hours talking to radio stations across the country. I won’t say anything else, because the delusion e-mails LOL for themselves.
From: Jeremy Baumhower
To: Doug Hutchison
Sent: Fri, Aug 5, 2011 7:11 am
Subject: Radio Tour Request for Courtney
Doug, Krista, Courtney,
My name is Jeremy Baumhower and I am the executive producer of Mass Media Prep, which consists of 660 radio morning shows across the country. We would LOVE to get Courtney, or any combination of you three for a radio tour. A tour is back to back interviews via the phone with the biggest shows in the country. We would ask for 2-3 hours and you would be in front of 10 to 20M people. We would make every show play Courtney’s music and you can promote anything you wish. Please call me when you get this email. Congratulations on your wedding!!
On Aug 5, 2011, at 10:53 AM, Doug Hutchison wrote:
we want 3 million to appear
On Aug 5, 2011 at 10:55 AM, Jeremy Baumhower wrote:
it would be numerous radio shows at 8-9 minutes a hit.. I would love to pay that amount but we do not have any funds. Really trying to help her music career is what my thought was ..
On Aug 5, 2011, at 10:56 AM, Doug Hutchison wrote:
On Aug 5, 2011 at 11:06 AM, Jeremy Baumhower wrote:
Thanks for responding and considering. I really want to wish you the best of luck and love in your world. I love your work, and respect it greatly. Kudos for you for following your heart.
On Aug 5, 2011, at 11:12 AM, Doug Hutchison wrote:
we want money
On Aug 5, 2011 at 11:15 AM, Jeremy Baumhower wrote:
I understand. Thought we could help Courtney’s career by putting her music first. If you have a change of heart… please do not hesitate to call or email.
Doug claims he was hacked, but his creepy ass shouldn’t be so modest.
If the whole “creeping out the entire world” thing doesn’t work for Doug and Courtney, they should really share their masterful negotiation skills and talent for reasoning with everyone. The Wharton School has found their new professors! And Christopher Nolan has found his next Batman villains, because in that picture above Courtney looks like a whore snake trying hard to shed its skin and Doug’s face is definitely covered with sheets of wax and mortician’s glue.
Here’s Courtney ass fucking the lens with her eyes while slithering around L.A. with her maker Doug and her pimp Krista.