RiRi Knows How To Pick A Bikini

August 5, 2011 / Posted by:

You know you’re doing something right when your big butch lady friend stops everything she’s doing to witness your camel toe hovering in the air like it’s about to kick somebody.

RiRi slapped her vacation weave (aka her El Pibe weave) on top of her head and spent the day on the beach in Barbados with her ass out, legs up and mouth open. (Again, RiRi really has an uncanny ability for re-enacting every moment of YOU at the Gay Pride Parade.)

You know I’m a traditionalist with a taste for elegance, so I prefer when bikinis look more like (NSFW) this. But RiRi’s two piece is working for me. When you’re sitting on the beach eating beef jerky chips and some shit gets stuck in between your teefs, you don’t need to ruin your magazine by using its pages to floss the bits out. You just have to call RiRi over, tell her to turn to the side and use her Glide bikini to floss your teeth to relief.

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