RiRi Knows How To Pick A Bikini
You know you're doing something right when your big butch lady friend stops everything she's doing to witness your camel toe hovering in the air like it's about to kick somebody.
RiRi slapped her vacation weave (aka her El Pibe weave) on top of her head and spent the day on the beach in Barbados with her ass out, legs up and mouth open. (Again, RiRi really has an uncanny ability for re-enacting every moment of YOU at the Gay Pride Parade.)
You know I'm a traditionalist with a taste for elegance, so I prefer when bikinis look more like (NSFW) this. But RiRi's two piece is working for me. When you're sitting on the beach eating beef jerky chips and some shit gets stuck in between your teefs, you don't need to ruin your magazine by using its pages to floss the bits out. You just have to call RiRi over, tell her to turn to the side and use her Glide bikini to floss your teeth to relief.
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Oh the horror of looking like that in a bikini...seriously, shut the fuck up if you think that's fat; she's looks hot - period
"Do you even know what cellulite is?"
I do know there's a fair amount of debate as to whether it's something that can be "cured" and that dieting and exercise often do little to minimize its appearance.
That said, you're probably correct that I haven't given it the obsessive amount of thought, research, and care that many women have. You also think Rhianna is fat and ugly, so we're probably in different universes to begin with.
Sarah Smile
Hot. Just plain hot.
Totally wish that I could look that slamming in a bikini. *sigh*
She looks better with el pibe hair
She looks great in her bikini.
Submitted by Sarah Smile on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 4:42pm.
I had cellulite at my ideal weight and fitness level,too. The simple truth is that either a woman has it or she does not.
It's just odd that women without it are convinced that women with it have somehow fucked up.
I'm not going to lie, she does look nice in these pics (she kind of reminds me of my cousin, which is weird)...but I still don't like the bitch.
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IMHO, i think she's really pretty without the red-hair bob cut. If i'm wasted on a night out, i'd be like "why not???"
And even if she's got some fat, which all curvy girls do, i'm sure that with all her dancing stuff, she's a really toned curvy gurl. Nothing to be ashamed of, imho. :)
Btw, i'm so not a rihanna-loonie. I'm just sayin' what i think, but i can't stand her "singing", or so-called "music".
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Scribbled on mouth breather.
*sigh* OK, the vacuous bitch is stunning. There, I said it.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 6:18pm.
She's not "fat" but she's... um... "statuesque" with a tendency to develop enormous thunder thighs.
And "pretty" is subjective. "She's pretty" = your opinion. It doesn't take a fucktard to disagree with you, I hope.
Personally, I think her face is only "pretty" when it's fully made up, and her wigs are styled to disguise her huge chin, forehead and nose.
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Meh, even then, she looks like a bull dog.
Submitted by Sarah Smile on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 4:42pm.
And if you have to cut out dairy, alcohol, etc. to not have cellulite, that shit is just sitting there waiting to pop out when you fall off the wagon!
Do you even know what cellulite is?
Submitted by Neurotic on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 4:52pm.
Well, she's not fat -- don't try that even if you hate her, because saying so makes you look like a fucktard -- and she's pretty.
She's not "fat" but she's... um... "statuesque" with a tendency to develop enormous thunder thighs.
And "pretty" is subjective. "She's pretty" = your opinion. It doesn't take a fucktard to disagree with you, I hope.
Personally, I think her face is only "pretty" when it's fully made up, and her wigs are styled to disguise her huge chin, forehead and nose.
Well, she's not fat -- don't try that even if you hate her, because saying so makes you look like a fucktard -- and she's pretty.
My issue with her is not that, it is that she can't sing and she's a singer. Also, a total dumb woman when she opens her mouth. That's my problem with her.
A Cotw - oh, nonsense. I had the 'lite when I was running 10 miles a day and was a size 2. I'm also Irish and pale as hell - you're just not getting away scot-free with those genes.
And if you have to cut out dairy, alcohol, etc. to not have cellulite, that shit is just sitting there waiting to pop out when you fall off the wagon!
Sarah Smile
Remember the "slut dress"? This is the slut-kini.
What a dimwit. If dumbass rihanna had an original thought go through her head, it would be the shortest journey in the world...
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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 1:24pm.
"Good answer.For decades, I have pondered which (common) physical flaws are the worst to have. Cellulite does not make my top 10 list."
Same. I think a lot of this may depend on where you live. I'm in the northeast, so I'm clothed about 90% of the time (in public). At my most fit, thinnest, youngset, etc., I still had cellulite. It's not an illness, for God's sake.
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Sara, I have waited a long time to hear another woman say something like that.
Women who do not have it tend to be very smug and say that they never eat diary,or drink,or became captain of the soccer team at the tender age of 11,etc. As if it were so simple! In short, cellulite is a visible sign of bad character in their minds.
Is that bikini top just a pull on? Seems like it would get stretched out and useless after a while.
"Good answer.For decades, I have pondered which (common) physical flaws are the worst to have. Cellulite does not make my top 10 list."
Same. I think a lot of this may depend on where you live. I'm in the northeast, so I'm clothed about 90% of the time (in public). At my most fit, thinnest, youngset, etc., I still had cellulite. It's not an illness, for God's sake.
Sarah Smile
She has a fantastic body that I'd kill for, but that bikini is fug.
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GORGEOUS Bikini!
I think Rhianna has sausage legs with no muscle tone, but her midsection and ass are fantastic. She looks GREAT.
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She looks good. I'd be wearing that bikini if I had that body too!
Yall better believe that if I had the body, I'd be rocking this bikini too!
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:06pm.
Good for you! From what I've heard, the life of a professional dancer is not always a picnic.
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It's never a picnic, though I imagine it's a satisfying life for the best dancers.
Except for the ones who go slightly mad, like the legendary cokehead Gelsey Kirkland.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:21pm.
Another site?!?!!?! YOU SLORE ;) <3
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I saw these pics on another site. I like the bikini and think she looks great in it.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:06pm.
Good for you! From what I've heard, the life of a professional dancer is not always a picnic.
OT: RiRi doesn't seem to overly concerned about other people's opinion of her, and that may be what will keep her from doing an Amy or a Lilo.
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Riri is 5'8 and Beyonce is 5'6.
Britney Spears' post baby body is why Beyonce won't be having Jay-Z's children (in addition to his camel face). Beyonce has her mama's thick genes.
she looks good, not too skinny or big. can't hate.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:45am.
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:39am.
Are you a dancer still? In which case I suspect your physique to be out of a Dutch moo cow's league.
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No.My talent was minor, as was the ballet company which offered me an apprenticeship when I was 17. Being a realist, I went to university instead.
Mickey, I was teenaged dilletante.
OT: Rhianna does have a far better body than Beyond Tacky Knowles. I can respect for RiRi for this: she made it clear that BT and JZ are NOT her favorite people. You will never catch her aching for acceptance in the Hamptons.
Oh man I guess I am alone here but I would much rather have thick legs than skinny legs with cellulite.
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lovely.
Sheee-ite! What happened to the rest of her chonies!?
You know, I remember someone on here saying that having a 'lip' on your booty meant it was out of shape and I wasn't convinced, but now after seeing RiRi's butt compared to those other girls...damn it to hell. *Heading to the gym for some squats*
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I love, love her bikini. She has a fantastic body---well toned and proportioned. Her ass is an absolute thing of beauty.
JWOW may look hot *side eyes Jacko* but it's all pretty much FAKE!
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:48am.
The bikini bottom looks like a big, old-fashioned sanitary napkin.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Yes, back when the most important thing to look for on a box of maxi-pads ("sanitary napkins") was "belted" or "beltless!"
Sorry, having flashbacks here.
bullseye target on that ass cause i got the missle for it
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RiRi is about two inches away from being Smurfette's afterschool playmate, whereas Beyonce is bigger, so I don't see RiRi ever being fat, but Beyonce better watch it after that first child.
Her thighs may never recover.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:39am.
Are you a dancer still? In which case I suspect your physique to be out of a Dutch moo cow's league.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:14am.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:47am.
Good answer.For decades, I have pondered which (common) physical flaws are the worst to have. Cellulite does not make my top 10 list.
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That being said (what I said) on ME, I prefer skinny legs, cellulite, sure, I'll take some. But then I'll spend every day working out to get rid of it.
I just think, depending on body type, sometimes the thicker legs look more "normal" like in RiRi's case.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:11am.
Hence, I'd pick slim, cellulite ridden legs over orange peel-free tree trunk legs any day.
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So would I! I could not endure having legs attached to thick ankles and wide feet, disproportionally short legs, or both. Cellulite is minor compared either.
When I was in the student corps de ballet as a teenager,I worried more about the way my legs looked onstage than making a major mistake. Which was ridiculous- in any group dance,ALL mistakes are major.
Submitted by snowball on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:29am.
as much as i love Jwoww, they're not in the same league. Riri is an all-natural girl while Jwoww is a bombshell woman type, and in my game Riri takes the cherry, Riri is not wearing any make-up here,looks active and flawless and i so wanna bang her,man,
Body wise RiRi looks awesome, but what's up with the Beyonce weave?
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Submitted by snowball on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:29am.
For a 50 year old truckstop hooker with a tanning addiction, she looks very nice.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:26am.
Evil_Cupcake:
allegedly!
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LOL! Of course! You are right, I bet Bey has a good 10-12 on RiRi! I forget people love to subtract years off their age in the entertainment industry.
Good call!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.