Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 5, 2011 / Posted by:

Levi (as played by Jesse), the seeing dog from PAX TV’s Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye

One of my friends (my actual friends who exists in real life and not one of my friends who takes a part-time residence in my head) told me about this Canadian-American (because neither Canada nor America wanted to take full responsibility for this shit) TV show on the Christian network Pax that aired in 2002 through 2005 and was about a deaf FBI agent named Sue Thomas. Yeah, so the “eye” in F.B.Eye is a wink to how she has to use her eyes to solve crimes and shit.

I was all ready to make Sue Thomas Hot Slut, because a) she’s a character on a Canadian-American show, b) she’s a character on a show on Pax, c) she’s a deaf detective and d) she sort of looks like an Asian woman who got extensive plastic surgery to look like Jennie Garth. But I changed my mind when I watched clips of the show (warning: don’t do that until your mind has been altered enough to fully take in a show that is so wholesome it makes Leave it to Beaver look like a snuff film) and came across LEVI!!!!

Just look at that bitch Levi. A seeing eye dog AND an FBI agent. But Levi really sold me, because he pretty much makes the same expression in every scene. That expression being: “Just here for the check!

Here’s the opening of Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye, and watching it will eat up about 99% of your daily allotted allowance for lukewarm cheese, hot shit and crusted over cream of rice.

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