Anne Hathaway As Catwo… I Mean, As “Selina Kyle”

August 5, 2011 / Posted by:

The entire soul of the Internet dropped lower than the DOW late last night when Warner Bros. pushed out the first picture of Anne Hathaway as “Selina Kyle” from The Dark Knight Rises. If you told me that Anne was chasing a dog with Ricky Gervais voice and Joel McHale, I wouldn’t accuse you of lie telling, because this shit looks straight out of Spy Kids 4. This shit looks like it belongs on LOLCats.

You know, when they first announced Anne as Catwoman (or as “Selina Kyle” as they keep calling her ass), I thought it was a little ironic that they’d cast a chick who looks like a lab mouse that got injected with the blood of Cesar Romero, but I told myself that Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing (But probably not. I mean, casting Katie Holmes AND Maggie Gyllenhaal?). I’m going to file my rage away until the first picture of Anne in her full Catwoman drag comes out, because this cannot be it. This is just Selina Kyle driving to Radio Shack to buy a new charger for her Bluetooth eye set. In the meantime…..

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