Afternoon Crumbs

August 5, 2011 / Posted by:

Nicki Minaj’s fake pan dulce titty comes out to play on Good Morning America and permanently scars the innocent youth of America (who probably didn’t even see it, because they were too busy snorting morning heroin off of each other’s nipples) – The Superficial

Something tells me that diva cunt queen Justin Timberlake has been swallowing a lot of scorned server saliva lately – Lainey Gossip

Don’t ask, don’t tell, don’t stop believing – Towleroad

The Photoshop Awards: Rose McGowan in a swimsuit – Hollywood Tuna

Anne Hathaway’s stunt double makes a better Catwoman than her ass does – Popsugar

Stick a bar of soap in The Lesbeaver’s mouth. Not because he’s cursing through his t-shirt, but so he can’t yodel anymore – Celebitchy

John Mayer still exists – Hollywood Rag

The Oscars just don’t give a fuck anymore – Videogum

Kris Jenner looks like shit – ICYDK

Never mind Aubrey O’Day’s permanent duck sucking face, is ho Photoshopping her Twatter pics now? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Score one for the gay gold digger’s! Michael Kors is marrying his intern – OMG Blog

And the shark is still the least plastic thing in this shot – Cityrag

“The feeling is mutual, bitch” – England to St. Angie I’m Not Obsessed

Jimmy McMillan’s rent is too damn low – The Daily What

PedoBear’s French cousin Le PedoPortent is an editor at Vogue, I guess – The Berry

Mandy Moore is looking very Ashley Green-ish. The Katie Holmes ho in back of her knows what I’m talking about – Popoholic

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