Satsuki Michell Is My Hero
If InTouch (via Celebitchy) is telling the truth, then Daniel Craig learned the hard way that before dropping your longtime piece for another piece, you should cancel all of your credit cards and change the locks on everything you own that has a lock. Because if your longtime piece is a disciple of Blu Cantrell's Church of Getting Even, then you'll be left with a whole lot of airline miles and an AMEX bill thicker than Skeletor's wrist thick peen. A source says that Daniel's ex-girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell did just that when she figured out that James Bond dumped her for Rachel Weisz.
The source says that Satsuki lived with Daniel while he shot Dream House with Rachel and she knew something in the milk was Rachel's pubes when he didn't come home from the set one day. The source went on to say that Satsuki "was frantically calling, texting and emailing him, but he was probably with Rachel and not answering." Satsuki didn't get revenge by going down to the set to beat on both of their asses. Satsuki got revenge by using Daniel's credit cards, which he gave her permission to use, to rack up $1 million in charges.
I would've loved to see the look on James Bond's face when he opened up his credit card bills. It was probably the same face made by the clerk at the check cashing place in the mini mall when Satsuki threw down all of Daniel's credit cards and barked at him to call in the Brink's trucks, because what he's got in his drawer is not going to cover the cash advance she's about to take out.
Rachel might have gotten a wedding ring from Daniel, but I'm sure Satsuki bought herself something better: A YACHT! A yacht that she named "Thanks To Rachel's Pussy," of course.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 3:09pm.
Good. He deserves it. Scumbag.
Let that be a warning to Rachel. He's a lowdown cheater. Expect it; it's coming your way someday.
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Yep. If he doesn't end up cheating on her, their relationship will flame out anyway...quickie marriages based on intense hookups tend not to last for too long.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
I, too, have never found him attractive.
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I looooove when people engage in quiet, stealthy vengeance. I can picture her getting the news, not even flinching, taking out the card and thinking to herself "Don't mind if I do."
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Good. He deserves it. Scumbag.
Let that be a warning to Rachel. He's a lowdown cheater. Expect it; it's coming your way someday.
The stash was for a play he did on Broadway. I got to see it up close and personal.
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:52pm.
I think he's hot too (although I fucking CANNOT with that facial hair! WHY!?) and a good actor to boot...I think he's the best Bond since Sean Connery by a mile.
But if this is true, then GET THAT MONEY, GIRL.
oops...shit, I can't post or spell right...
This is one fucking cool passive-agressive revenge. Forget about the beating and yelling and screaming, this is pure unaccountable vengance.
Indeed, before you kick someone to the curb, make sure everything is in order so your "karma" doesn't take a turn and bites you in the ass.
He looks like a slick pedophile with his pretty little mustache.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by harveyprice on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:49pm.
*High 5's harveyprice and Satsuki Mitchell*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Bawwaaahhhaaa! Revenge is a bitch name Saluki or whatever her name is.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I agree, he's extremely ugly, but I really liked his acting in "Love Is The Devil", a Francis Bacon biopic. That said, she's really beautiful.
To the folks who say "how can you spend 1 million that fast?", the answer is simple: jewelry.
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:27pm
Harry Winston, Tiffany, Van Cleef, Bulgari and Cartier. Because at least diamonds you can make money off (better return). Clothes not so much.
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Good point.
Ok, I take it back.
I checked her imdb, she is fairly young. What I would like to know, how did she go from being a PA just a few years ago to being a executive producer on some movies recently. Besides banging Daniel Craig this trick is a busy little hustler in Hollywood,how she get in on those executive gigs is what I would like to know. She also strikes me as older than 32 maybe more like 42, that would make more sense career wise.
I think he's hot too (although I fucking CANNOT with that facial hair! WHY!?) and a good actor to boot...I think he's the best Bond since Sean Connery by a mile.
But if this is true, then GET THAT MONEY, GIRL.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:27pm.
He is so fucking ugly I don't know why anyone would want him.
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Really? I think he's hot. I love his voice. So deep and that accent drives me nuts.
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Kate, I have an irrational hatred of this man. I hate every movie I have seen him in. I wretched when I heard he was the new Bond and think he should be paying us to watch his movies because he is so fucking hard on the eyes.
I HATE HIM!
*pops Valium, puts in Zamfir*
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lol - Alrighty then, we'll just agree to disagree... : )
I do think what he did to this girl was pretty heinous though and I hope she got some small measure of satisfaction and comfort from doing that. I'd be incapacitated.
I wish my ex had that high of a credit limit. When I suspected something in the milk wasn't clean, I packed my shit and left. He cancelled my health insurance while we were going through the divorce. I promptly took the credit card and bought 1 years worth of birth control. It was only about a grand though...
I wish I would have bought more stuff!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:27pm.
He is so fucking ugly I don't know why anyone would want him.
THIS. It is almost like some people are fucking delusional about this fugly fucker...kind of like how some people are about Olivia Wilde or Anne Hathaway. It's some Emperor's New Clothes shit or something...
Anyhoo, good for this bitch. He's gonna be one that she thinks about later like "ew, I fucked on that fugly ass dude?" Trust me, I've been there.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:27pm
Harry Winston, Tiffany, Van Cleef, Bulgari and Cartier. Because at least diamonds you can make money off (better return). Clothes not so much.
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Yes
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He is a butterface if there ever was one.
I was always hot for Le Chiffre anyway. Hmmm, Mads Mikkelsen- yes please!!
I could easily spend a million - Invest it in silver for a rainy day!
OMG .. that is SO FUCKING FUNNY! I love DC .. but if he did me wrong like that ... that's exactly the kind of revenge I'd want .. A MILLION DOLLARS ... hahahahahahahahaha .. PURRFECT! I like Satsuki's balls!! That's a lovely parting gift she gave herself.
Kitty, out.
Get paid!
Ewww...that stash!!! Now the stash that she broke out of his ass...that's a good look. Good for her tailbone.
Good for her. Only too bad wifes can`t pull that shit. Who wants to be stuck with half a mill debt just to fuck with someone?
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Ahhh Daniel! Cheating on Satsuki?!!! TEAM SATSUKI!! I actually thought they were married and he divorced her and then started dating Rachel. Guess not!!! $1million...he can afford to pay that back so whatevers. Enjoy your YACHT Satsuki! I hope her signature on that yacht was "I bought a yacht bitch"
Coma Caca!
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He's not attractive to me. He looks like he'd go all Christian Bale on your ass if you put one lump of sugar in his tea instead of two.
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Douchechill!
well good for her - I'd say "that'll teach him", but we all know manwhores never learn, so she should be glad she took that black card and ran like the wind!
Is this the line for the Mustache Ride? sessy look.
ec...he was my most favorite bond ever! teehee.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by fishsticksfan - A million? Don't credit cards have limits? Want so much for it to be true, but she'd have to spend $100,000 on ten credit cards and normally that kind of activity would force the card to have fraudulent charges alerts, etc.
It was probably an AMEX Black Card. She gave him over 5 years. She deserves it.
Ha! Nice work *fist bumps*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:31pm.
cuppy: NO HE'S A HOT PIECE, SHUT IT! ;p
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I would rather lick Rob Kardashians butt hole than look at this mans face.
Super fug!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
altho that was fucked up what he did to Suzuki and I kinda loathe him for it
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
bwhaaaaaaa. she was pissed.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:27pm.
He is so fucking ugly I don't know why anyone would want him.
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Really? I think he's hot. I love his voice. So deep and that accent drives me nuts.
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Kate, I have an irrational hatred of this man. I hate every movie I have seen him in. I wretched when I heard he was the new Bond and think he should be paying us to watch his movies because he is so fucking hard on the eyes.
I HATE HIM!
*pops Valium, puts in Zamfir*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
A million? Don't credit cards have limits? Want so much for it to be true, but she'd have to spend $100,000 on ten credit cards and normally that kind of activity would force the card to have fraudulent charges alerts, etc.
cuppy: NO HE'S A HOT PIECE, SHUT IT! ;p
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
You go Girl!!! Smart girls like her are a rare breed. Now sell that stuff and generate your cash settlement.
*In Lucille Bluth voice*
Good for her.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:27pm.
He is so fucking ugly I don't know why anyone would want him.
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Really? I think he's hot. I love his voice. So deep and that accent drives me nuts.
I know I'm going to sound like a rube, but I wouldn't even know how to spend a million dollars. Unless I bought a house or something.
He is so fucking ugly I don't know why anyone would want him.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.