Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

August 4, 2011 / Posted by:

You know Guy 1 very well. He’s primarily known as a small screen guy. He’s done very well professionally, and has made a ton of money. He is good-looking. He’s currently dating a woman who is less famous.

You also know Guy 2 very well. He’s primarily known as a small screen guy. He’s done very well professionally, and has made good money. He is very good-looking. He’s currently married to a woman who is less famous .

They sound very similar, right? Then why were we so surprised to find out that the two men are actually a couple? Don’t know. We just never put the two men together.

But they are together. Guy 1 was visiting Guy 2 at work. An employee walked in on the two men engaged in a hot and heavy make out session. The two men were embarrassed, but said to the shocked employee, “You’re not going to tell anyone, are you?” The flustered employee simply muttered “Excuse me”, and backed out of the room. On the way out, the employee bumped into Beard 2, who clearly knew what was going on in the other room. She noticed the expression on the employee’s face and snapped, “Oh, don’t act so surprised! You work in Hollywood.”

Extra clues:

Guy 2 was on the same television show as Beard 1.

Although Guy 1 isn’t out, he’s frequently out. That statement would make perfect sense if it the punctuation was different. (Blind Gossip)

I feel like I need a PhD in Blind Items to solve this shit.

My guess is that Guy 1 is Ryan Seacrest (as in “Seacrest OUT!“) who is dating Julianne Hough who was on Dancing with the Stars with several possibilities for Guy 2 including Ian Ziering (not likely), Cameron Mathison (likely-ish) or Cristián de la Fuente (Gaycrest wishes!)?

Another guess comes straight from the Department of Yeah Fucking Right, but I’ll guess it anyway. Guy 1 could be Derek Jeter (“out” as in baseball) who is dating Minka Kelly who was on Friday Night Lights with Kyle Chandler?

The day this C/D list star criticized her ex for a magazine interview, was the day she hooked up with him again. She did the tell-all interview and then popped on over for a booty call. Are we supposed to feel sorry for her? (BuzzFoto)

Denise Richards, you wouldn’t?!

We have heard that this B list television actor has gotten very deep into the New Age community. He is sleeping with several of the women that practice it with him and has them convinced that he’s some sort of spiritual leader. They are all into it. You know who is not into it? His wife and kids who have no idea. (BuzzFoto)

The only married B list television actor I’d bow to as my spiritual leader is Danny DeVito, so I’ll go with him.

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