Will And Jada's Mansion Isn't Big Enough
In the new issue of Architectural Digest, The Smith Family gave the magazine a tour of their 25,000 square foot mega mansion in Malibu that they built from the ground up. To put things into perspective, my apartment is probably the size of one of the bathroom tiles in the powder room that they'll never ever piss in because they've got 10 of them!
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith tell AD (via Daily Mail) that mostly everything in the house was made by human hands and comes from all over the world. Will and Jada are into that OM shit, so she says they kept that in mind when designing the 9" burrito dick of houses.
"For Will and me this home was always a spiritual endeavor.We’re very earthy, organic people. We wanted to create a family retreat, something made by hand and as natural as possible, something that ties back to the land. Whatever it becomes, the craftsmanship will always represent our union and the love of our family."
Will then said that they designed the house with "no dead ends… to create an infinite cycle that represented what Jada and I hoped for our love." Kind of like the infinite cycle of vomit that's about to pour out of my mouth hole after reading that mess of a quote? Okay, I get it.
Will and Jada obviously love living in a gigantic mansion that looks like one of the nicer Radissons, so I won't get on them at how my ass cheeks are sweating from the chair overload in their front hallway alone. Seriously, that shit almost looks like an indoor park. If I walked by and saw two strange old men with Styrofoam cups of coffee playing chess, I wouldn't even blink. I also wouldn't even blink if a colony of possums from the north wing passed by me while going to the south wing for winter. Even Jada and Will wouldn't notice.
This is the real secret to their long-lasting marriage. Jada and Will are always going on about how they keep their marriage hot by fucking each other's holes all over the place. Bitches, please.
The truth is their marriage has lasted so long, because they never see each other! It's too much work. When Will wants to visit Jada in her private suite at the opposite end of their compound, he needs a GPS system, three sets of fully charged batteries, a golf cart, a space blanket and a guide with a donkey to get there. It's easier just to send that bitch a postcard via Pony Express.
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If this is the overindulgence that happens every time some dumb schmuck goes to one of his movies .... then lets stop the madness NOW!!
It's expected that big movie stars live in mansions - but this is beyond disgusting waste. WHO the fuck needs 12 chairs/couches in one room? Who one earth are they entertaining at home?
I KNOW that if and when the day comes that I have money to piss away - it will be on something comfortable, modest and classy. These pictures scream " look at all the SHIT my money can buy". Do they really need 25,000 sq feet of living space? DOES anyone? Hope the huge void in their lives are being filled by all the material bullshit in that home.
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That house is huge looks like a room in Moca.
I can't with these fuckfaces, but I do love the old AD Hollywood issues that had classic era Hollywood stars in their homes with elaborate photo layours and informative articles to boot: Jean Harlow, Cary Grant, Bette Davis, etc. I still have them. They are awesome.
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Wow. How many shots did it take before they got those brats to smile instead of their usual entitled smirks ?
Submitted by ponchiks on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 1:58pm.
I am pretty sure that 99% of that house was built to home their egos. I've no idea how big is 25 000 square foot, it sounds big, but I do know that there's no way those bitches are cleaning it.
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The blueprints on the mansion allocated: 7500 sq ft for Will's ego, 7500 sq ft for Jada's ego, 5000 sq ft for Will's left ear and 5000 sq ft for Will's right ear.
And thank God they have a pool to supplement that big-ass lake outside their resort.
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piece of shit house and his bitch is a tasteless skank
Will seems like a cool, likable guy. The two younger kids, however, seem like annoying, spoiled brats. Especially that Willow Smith. I can see the attitude emanate from his/her (because I really can't fucking tell) pores in that stupid "Whip My Hair" video. As a waitress, I can imagine that waiting on her would be a nightmare. She'd be one of those rude, entitled, spoiled brats asking for tons of substitutions and would not utter a single please or thank you. Ok, rant over.
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Where is the pink dildo bouquet to complete the earthy harmony?
Yeah, I appreciate Pootie's reminder; studies have shown that happiness increases with money until one earns about $60k/year, and then levels off... after that, if you wanna be happier, you gotta find a way besides gettin'/ spendin' more dough to do it.
And, maybe this house isn't decorated in Liberace Gold and Sparkles style, but I still think it's unbelievably tacky. It looks like W & J waved their hands and said, People, give us understated casual elegance and the designers basically handed them something that looks like a Pottery Barn catalog shoot.
Don't mind Will so much. Apparently he treats his young (but old enough to be of legal age) rent boys relatively well and rewards them generously. But agree that his kids are odious and seem to take after his odious, hatchet faced "wife."
Re: The heading on AD - has Will officially changed his surname to "Pinkett Smith"; or doesn't he have a surname anymore, like Cher?
That's a long way from West Philly.
Too bad they're well inland; I'd rather have less land with an ocean view and cooler temps.
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I am not usually impressed with rich people's homes because they are just a product of interior designers going wild with the latest new stuff.
I like places that reflect the owner's personality.
I've always wanted to create a spooky garden! One time we were at the nursery and there was this contorted filbert tree. Which ignited my fantasy: I'd have those trees and any plant with really dark purple or blackish leaves or flowers. Some hellebores and pokeberry and other goth plants. It would be very Edward Gorey. Maybe some old statues and a sundial. How fun would that be?
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i guess they forgot to mention that will likes dick and jada likes vajayjay.
Earthy? That is one of the very last words I would use to describe that house and those people. I do like the glass wall though.
Awww . Pootie's point was nice and it's nice to hear some people exist who aren't slaves to what they own/think it defines them.
And are both will and jada gay? Really? Or just swingers? I guess my gaydar is in the shop. Why bother getting married and for so long
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Every time I see Will Smith kill someone or something in one of his mega action thrillers, I think to myself, That there is a Spiritual man. Yes, the Scientologists know how to exploit the system and turn a buck, and make it seem like an act of God. If they want to be organic and closer to the Earth, might I suggest digging a hole in the ground and staying there. We'll let you know when you can come back out. Maybe when you stop bullshitting us.
I guess I don't get it. What message are they trying to convey with this?
Submitted by Jsdc007 on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 6:59pm.
Man, there sure is a lot of hating going on here by the haters.
The reason Will Smith and his wife and their annoying brood can afford to build this tacky, ugly, Carnival Cruiseliner of a home is because you, the public, go see their movies, buy their albums and the crap they endorse, and hang on to every queef and fart they emit.
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LOL! I can honestly say I have never, ever contributed a dime to the Smith household via movies, cd's or cap they endorse. The only way I have ever seen a movie of his is on free tv.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
from wikipedia:" Smith and his wife have also founded a private elementary school in Calabasas, California, the New Village Leadership Academy, which has attracted controversy and speculation over its use of Study Technology, a teaching methodology developed by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology.[34]"
Coma Caca!
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That house is a Scientology Bath House!! A house of sin, I tell ye!!!
*clutches rosaries and veil*
Man, there sure is a lot of hating going on here by the haters.
The reason Will Smith and his wife and their annoying brood can afford to build this tacky, ugly, Carnival Cruiseliner of a home is because you, the public, go see their movies, buy their albums and the crap they endorse, and hang on to every queef and fart they emit.
People who brag and show off like this are insecure and do not have class.
I think her red power dress is clashing with the red power flowers on the table.
Can't stand this family (especially the children - yeah, I'm a bitch), but I *love* scoring a squiz inside homes of celebrities.
More real estate posts please, MK!!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 4:51pm.
As big as this house is, it still isn't big enough for their egos.
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Spot on.
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Jada matches the furniture and the floral arrangement. Now that's forethought!
Which one is the salad fork again? *burp*
I love Will Smith.
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5000 sq ft per person - yep, that oughta do it :P
They will go bankrupt soon, don't worry! The public is over Will Smith and his fuckery. The movie going public has evolved past him. He's a hack. She's a bitch. And the upkeep on this house is astronomical.
Will is okay. Jada Pinkett seems annoying. Jaden looks like a little egotistical brat. Will and the older kid seem more down to earth. No thought one way or the other on the girl.
As big as this house is, it still isn't big enough for their egos.
Memo to Will & Jada: ALL houses are made by human hands. Haven't you seen one built?
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The average warehouse is 10,000 feet. This house is the size of 2 1/2 warehouses. Why would you want to live in something so huge? There has got to be lots of hate going on and they want to avoid each other at all costs.
Not a rhetorical question: WTF difference does it make whether someone has 100 million dollars, half a billion dollars, a billion dollars, 5 billion dollars, when you live in abject fear of the public... that if they knew you're gay, they'd turn on you like a jailhouse snitch? That except for a tiny Scientology clique that's in the same boat, you're completely alone, no friends, no support?
Soooooo off topic, but every time I look at Matt Damon's new baldness, I think of this quote:
""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
And everytime I see that quote, I'm reminded of THAT head. Thanks Whiskey!
I've always liked Will, he's cocky in the likeable way. I've always disliked Jada, she's cocky in the annoying way. Their two youngest kids, unfortunately, take after Jada.
Earthy Organic My Ass! Earthy organic people spend lots of time reducing their impact on this earth, grow their own non-GMO Garden, and live a simpler life (you got it, I'm a hippie and damn proud of it). I'm sure that monstrosity of a house is leaving one he** of a Carbon Footprint!
There midget kids must look even smaller in that huge spiritual palace.
LMAO @ the Unibomber reference. I bet his damn shack is as big as their dumb waiter.
I don't give a shit on how they blow their dough. I'm sure the contractors made a mint off of their stupid assess.
Will, "earthy and organic" is living in a yurt. Let's not get carried away.
Truth. I wanna see his special sex dungeon for his BBF T. Cruise. It must smell like Astro Glide and denial.
"Just good friends?", wink wink, nudge nudge.
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Earthy people live in tents or vans down by the river.
Are those leather floors? Too much house imo but at least they earned their living -so Im not going to hate.
"They built" my ass! Who are they trying to shit? Neither of those two are capable of changing their own lighbulbs. They pay people to do their bidding which any asshole with money can also do... not impressed with their inflated, wasteful egos.
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little jerky jaden had to kneel so you can't that his little sister is much taller.
maybe puberty will help him, but me thinks not. he's got his momma's runty genes.
Blah blah blah THOSE VIEWS! It's living art. Good for them.
that house will probably be on the market soon. some russian billionaire will jump all over it.
celebrities always seem to do spread in a shelter rag just before they want to sell.
didn't the willow girl give an interview saying she didn't have time for any schoolwork or tutors?
priorities,people!
so not fans of those chirruns, esp. that little asshole in training jaden. and Jada freaks me out, something about that chick. maybe its like the way little people can freak people out.
i'm still waiting on these 2 to come out as well. they used to hit the gay clubs in lala land with tom and nicole.
or so i've been told.
that house will probably be on the market soon. some russian billionaire will jump all over it.
celebrities always seem to do spread in a shelter rag just before they want to sell.
didn't the willow girl give an interview saying she didn't have time for any schoolwork or tutors?
priorities,people!
so not fans of those chirruns, esp. that little asshole in training jaden. and Jada freaks me out, something about that chick. maybe its like the way little people can freak people out.
i'm still waiting on these 2 to come out as well. they used to hit the gay clubs in lala land with tom and nicole.
or so i've been told.
BLACK LOVE in full effect! Loves it all. I love the Smith family. The oldest son is gorgeous.