Don’t even tell me what the story behind that headline is. I didn’t read it on HuffPo and I don’t plan to. Since it came from Katie Holmes night, the story has been passed through a filtration system involving 6 publicists, 5 censors from Scientology, Tommy’s ears, a fairytale author, and is therefore boring.
Just let me believe that Katie accidentally walked in on a nekkid and greased up Tommy Girl barking at raccoon before turning to her to say, “It’s cool. He’s with me.” That has to be the real story. Richard Gere ain’t got shit on Tommy, thankyouverymuch.
Here’s Katie wearing a whole lot of WTF on Leno last night.