Wednesday, August 3rd 2011
Open Post: Hosted By A Mariachi-Loving Beluga Whale
Here's a beluga whale nodding like an abuelita at a quinceañera while a mariachi band serenades here from the other side of the glass. Before you say that this video is completely pointless, stay until to the 1:05 mark to learn that nothing makes a beluga whale lose her shit like the sight of a mariachi band. I bet your ass didn't know that!
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Submitted by Hoof Arted on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 10:50pm.
I would have gone, but I didn't hear in time. Would have been quite the "big chill" experience if I had, so maybe it's just as well. So many people from the old days would have been there--THAT I would have had trouble with.
I hate funerals, but I go. I don't give a shit who sees me crying. People who *can't* cry are the ones with the problem, as far as I'm concerned.
Keep a fire burning in your eyes
Pay attention to the open skies
You never know what will be coming down
I don't remember losing track of you
You were always dancing in and out of view
I must have thought you'd always be around
Always keeping things real by playing the clown
R.I.P, RJD III
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU1rZa8Ur_Q&feature=related
precociousmagpie on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:40pm.
Another good reason not to look at facebook: accidentally found out one of my old, old friends from my home town was hit by a car last month and killed while biking during rush hour on W. Bway.
Fucking idiot wasn't wearing a helmet. I can't believe he's dead, and I wouldn't even know about it if it weren't for STUPID ASSHOLE FACEBOOK. Nothing good can come from facebook. Nothing.
Wow. That's fucked up. Sorry you had to find out about your friend's untimely death that way. Are you attending the funeral? I'm not good with funerals. I skipped out on my favorite grandmother's funeral and many years later my mother-in-law's funeral because I was close to them and I just can't do 'death' very well AT ALL when it comes to people I truly love. I don't like losing my shit at funerals. :(
Good evening, yall.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Another good reason not to look at facebook: accidentally found out one of my old, old friends from my home town was hit by a car last month and killed while biking during rush hour on W. Bway.
Fucking idiot wasn't wearing a helmet. I can't believe he's dead, and I wouldn't even know about it if it weren't for STUPID ASSHOLE FACEBOOK. Nothing good can come from facebook. Nothing.
Dear God,
We have taken one of your innocent creatures from its home in the ocean, tortured it, enslaved it, and kept it from its family but we think it's cute to entertain it with Mariachi music. That is why you hate us, God. That is why Mark Twain said man is the only animal. SO, yes please, kill us all now.
Thanks
Humanity
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 8:34pm.
heeheehee!... i got a great idea for ya!.... get together with 'em to pray... get nice and comfy... be cordial... settle in... put the hands together, and then look 'em dead in the face and say: "oh, we're praying to Jeebus?!... oh, i gotta go!"... HAHAHA!!
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HaHaHa...Idk if I'm that bold. I know a few friends who would though :)) I wish one of my gay friends were there. I would just LOOOOOOOOOOOVE for my friend Shaun to be like, so let me ask you a question, do you think I'm going to hell to for buttsex? THAT would have MADE MY NIGHT.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
off and running, folks...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVcD5NoNoFM
dandy is as dandy do.. even if it's a delusional dandy that i do.
see ya all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 8:34pm.
heeheehee!... i got a great idea for ya!.... get together with 'em to pray... get nice and comfy... be cordial... settle in... put the hands together, and then look 'em dead in the face and say: "oh, we're praying to Jeebus?!... oh, i gotta go!"... HAHAHA!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 8:20pm.
they broke the golden rule... at bars/dinner/social situations.... no religion, no politics.
.... next time gouge a fork in their eye... they'll learn!LOL
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Lmao! I felt like it. It was funny because my mom kept making fun of my uncle,who was sitting next to her, while my cousin's husband was trying to preach. She kept saying, shit like "Go to hell,bastard." and,kept threatening to roll his wheel chair down the ramp and into him and my aunt's van. So it wasn't all bad. He told me, that if I ever wanted to continue this discussion or needed someone to pray with to let him know. I was like...Okay, thanks. I'll keep that in my mind.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 8:20pm.
they broke the golden rule... at bars/dinner/social situations.... no religion, no politics.
.... next time gouge a fork in their eye... they'll learn!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Okay so off topic on an open post to whatever was being discussed, but I just have to say, that I was approached by Mormons today. Which I politely tried to tell "No thanks." And they left me alone. Then I went and had dinner over at my aunt's house, and then got a sermon, and felt like I was being converted by my cousin's husband.
And he was worse than the Mormons. Gotta love bible thumpers. And it's not that I particularly disagreed with everything he said, though some of it, I rolled my eyes at, especially the trinity and hell, but whatever. I just hate religious debates, especially with people you can't get a word in edge wise with. Shoving something ESPECIALLY religious beliefs down anyone's throat isn't going to make people wanna "convert" in alot cases, if anything it repells them. *sigh*
All of this, ties in perfectly with the bullshit I'm having with my landlord. FUCK ME!
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 7:50pm.
FINE THEN! :-D
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is this towards me?... i'm sorry, sweetie... i just prefer to keep my breakdown public... that way there's no question that i'm going off my rails!
you can ask me anything, if you like... answers are a dollar, correct answers are two!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Catwoman, MA, YOU GO GIRL. that's flipping awesome. I hope to be there myself in about two years.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Thanks for the congrats!
@mynameisstolen-the shared bday means you get to drink double! *raises rum and coke to you*
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
FINE THEN! :-D
Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 7:39pm.
that will teach ya to be curious!LOL!
*shameless "Alice in Wonderland" reference*.... "You know the oysters were curious too?... Poor lil oysters"
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 7:36pm.
Someone at work had it and I mentioned I'd never tasted it. I guess I sounded curious since I mentioned that I didn't absolutely hate prunes in general, so she poured me a small glass. I didn't really "need" it.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 7:29pm.
Know what I tried today for the first time (and really hated)? Prune juice. Almost gag-inducing.
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why, mike, why? that stuff(as you now know) is horrible!!
eat celery... it tastes, and works a whole lot better!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Know what I tried today for the first time (and really hated)? Prune juice. Almost gag-inducing.
happy b-day, mynameisstolen!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 7:18pm.
ESE, friend, chill anywhere outside of the D?
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nope! what you see is what you get... sorry 'bout that... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, friend, chill anywhere outside of the D?
Hellooooo bitches
Long John Silver's launched a new campaign called "WE SPEAK FISH."
I laughed. Won't you too?
http://www.bizjournals.com/louisville/news/2011/02/10/long-john-silvers-...
Happy Birthday mynameisstolen!!
It's my birthday bitches. Yay me! Happy birthday to my boyfriend Mark too. What are the odds of having your bf/gf having the same birthday? Probably less than being struck by lightning, but more than a shark attack.
Submitted by catwoman on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 6:34pm.
What an awesome achievement! Congratulations, catwoman MA !
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 6:37pm.
Congrats, catwoman!! Time to get fucked up!!
***Process already started, and will continue for days***
*throws dick-shaped confetti*
****DICK SHAPED!! WOO HOO THIS JUST BECAME A PARTY!!!**
Possibly unrelated?-- Saw a billboard on the way home today that the Thunder From Down Under will be at the nearby casino later this month. Needless to say I'm looking quite forward to half nekkid shaved chests and swinging Australian cocks!
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 6:37pm.
Congrats, catwoman!! Time to get fucked up!!
*throws dick-shaped confetti*
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come on... fess up.... it's always about the "dick-shaped confetti" with you, isn't it?.... you're just lookin' for a reason!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Congrats, catwoman!! Time to get fucked up!!
*throws dick-shaped confetti*
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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Submitted by catwoman on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 6:34pm.
Well dlisters, that's all she wrote! I have finished my last class and have completed grad school! Call me catwoman, MA bitches!!! :)
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*applause*.... congrats!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Well dlisters, that's all she wrote! I have finished my last class and have completed grad school! Call me catwoman, MA bitches!!! :)
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 5:17pm.
I know, I know. I am going to be good. But I am not goign to like it! :)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
*hands MJT an Atkins Dark Chocolate Royale Shake*
control yourself woman! ;) ♥ ♥ ♥
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
I am hungry too now. I feel like treating myself to Houstons....mmmmmmmmm.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 3:50pm.
It's also my dad's fault that I don't like mushrooms, because he told me at the dinner table when I was seven and I had a mouthful of them that mushrooms are grown in poop.
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I don't eat hot dogs because my Dad told me hot dogs were made of lips and assholes when I was little.
that Beluga whale made my cold heart melt...esp. when he takes his complimentary dump...he is so freaking cute, I wanna adopt him?? How much is a beluga whale...and will he fit in a standard bathtub I wonder??
*is now starving from all the food talk!* *orders messican for dinner*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
BBq beets, nothing like them. nom.
sliced or quartered mushroom sauteed in butter and garlic.
*drools*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 3:54pm.
"God I hate liars and scam artists!"
*high fives*
*furiously licks your frosting*
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Watch that tongue around my cherry Jack! ; P
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 3:56pm.
EC....he's a pos no doubt about it. so unfathomable that her lifestyle was such a secret from friends & family & that she would actually drive with the chirrens in that state ya know? but it is what it is. :(
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Guest- I think a lot of those people lied, and knew she was a drinker, but maybe have been promised by the pos hubby some $ for a few lies. I think the sister in law (Jay) has an idea that shit is wrong, as her attitude changed towards the fat slob during the documentary.
It is just appalling to me that he is suing INNOCENT people.
I wonder if that little boy will ever remember what exactly happened, but if he does I am sure daddy will be there to shut him up and prevent any truth from being told.
We, sadly, will never know WTF really happened, but I do know it was that woman's fault. She could have stayed put at the place where she left her cell phone, but she chose to get back behind the wheel, KNOWING something was wrong, and she murdered 7 people, as far as I am concerned. She knew she was fucked up but ignored it and kept on.
Disgusting.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Cavenders is from AR, jacko.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I saute all kinds of veggies in a mixture of EVOO and Cavenders Greek Seasoning. It works with broccoli, squash, zucchini, onions, you name it.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I love fried okra. Beets are a no. But mushrooms can be good on pizza....like a supreme deep dish from pizza hut.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 3:52pm.
MMM I could really go for a fresh beet and goat cheese salad right now.
Yum.
*breathes on EC* ;)
haha.
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OMG! Why ruin beautiful goat cheese with *gag* beets *gag*?
*Sprays Febreeze in Miss Jane's mouf*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 3:35pm.
Just one eye, though.
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The other one would be RACIST and REPORTED if it were with us, RIP.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
EC....he's a pos no doubt about it. so unfathomable that her lifestyle was such a secret from friends & family & that she would actually drive with the chirrens in that state ya know? but it is what it is. :(
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
"God I hate liars and scam artists!"
*high fives*
*furiously licks your frosting*
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
MMM I could really go for a fresh beet and goat cheese salad right now.
Yum.
*breathes on EC* ;)
haha.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011