Nicole Kidman Has Never Looked Hotter
Nicole Kidman usually looks like an ice statue that's been wrapped in toilet porcelain, shellacked with a thick layer of Botox and dressed in clothes from a French toddler circa 1969, but it was a different story yesterday when she showed up to the New Orleans set of her new movie The Paperboy looking like this. The costume designer and hair hos working on that movie should just collect their awards now for transforming a human ice cube that fell out of a side freezer's vagina many years ago into a glamorous graveyard shift diner waitress who smells like White Rain hairspray, menthol butts, cotton candy Lip Smackers and a drunk trucker's moustache sweat. That is a bitch who always keeps several fake state IDs in her purse and knows which rest stop sinks have hot water for a more pleasurable whore bath experience.
It's like if Crystal Barbie (Sidenote: Mom, why didn't you ever get me a Crystal Barbie?!!) fell on hard times.
When Nicole is done with this movie, she hold on to those scuffed white Payless pumps and maintain that Courtney Stodden hair, because this is the look she was meant to have.
Here's more pictures from yesterday including a couple of a strung out, constipated John Cusack who I'm guessing is playing a walking version of Pee-wee Herman's mug shot.
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Nicole Kidman is a versatile person, so whatever she wears, it doesn't matter her how she looks, but for me she still pretty and gorgeous. She was once our guest in hotel in albuquerque and she wore just like in late 80's.
WOW! Nicole Kidman is looking HOT! Trashy, yet hot. I really thought her attractive days were behind her b/c of the frozen face and poor hair color choices. Now, I don’t suually like her blonde b/c it washes her face out…I wonder if they self-tanned her?? (her long ass skinny legs look tan) Regardless, she looks goooood! Satellite Time
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I love her miraculous legs
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Hahahaha!! She looks like Lucy from Trailer Park Boys!
Has great tits.
The main photo says, "Death becomes her" version 2.0!
LOL!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:22pm.
"respectable" aside... take it from me... jenny has VERY nice pie goods!LOL!
OT: ssooo.. yeah... uummm... Nicole Kidman... yeah.. uuuhh... just. can't. think. of. anything.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'd also like to stick up for Nicole (as I'm wont to do). I know I've told this story before, but an incredibly socially awkward friend of mine (I honestly think she has Aspergers) met her when she was filming "Malice" and she was incredibly lovely and gracious to my friend. I will always love her for that because a lot of people use my friend's social awkwardness as a free pass to be cruel to her. I also think she's been really great in quite a few movies. Granted, most of them are earlier in her career, but I'm OK with that.
I also love that I'm not the only one that would nutpunch John Cusack if given the chance. That prick. Best JC is a raging asshole story: he shit his undershorts while making 'The Thin Red Line' and just left them there for some underpaid, over-worked PA to pick them. Asshole.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:19pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:16pm.
*waves back*... hi, miss shmoe!
hell, i, and everyone with an internet connection knows what Jenny's fun bags look like!LOL!
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Haha..I guess so. I don't really remember her from her Playboy days. She's so *respectable* now, it's hard to imagine her showing the pie goods to the world.
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Love is Found
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:16pm.
*waves back*... hi, miss shmoe!
hell, i, and everyone with an internet connection knows what Jenny's fun bags look like!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
"I know Kiki! Your "preferred footwear of Satan" had me lol'ing! Did you see my earlier comment about white pumps=satan's closet?"
OMG! NO! See what I mean? We're the same person!!
Echo27 - I totally agree. While Crystal Barbie had her moments, Peaches N' Cream Barbie was exquisite.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:12pm.
"Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 8:40am.
White pumps scream trailer park elegance!
I HATE WHITE PUMPS!"
I swear to God, Evil, you and I are the same person. We like the same movies, we like the same men, we hate the same slags and we both fucking loathe WHITE PUMPS! White Pumps: the Preferred Footware of Satan. FACT.
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I know Kiki! Your "preferred footwear of Satan" had me lol'ing! Did you see my earlier comment about white pumps=satan's closet?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:12pm.
She looks like Naomi Watts there
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HI ESE! *waving*
Yes, she does. Ummm, how do you Jenny's bewbs look? Tee hee.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:12pm.
She looks like Naomi Watts there.
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i was thinkin' that she looks like Jenny McCarthy... ya know, without the boobs.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
She looks like Naomi Watts there.
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"Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 8:40am.
White pumps scream trailer park elegance!
I HATE WHITE PUMPS!"
I swear to God, Evil, you and I are the same person. We like the same movies, we like the same men, we hate the same slags and we both fucking loathe WHITE PUMPS! White Pumps: the Preferred Footware of Satan. FACT.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Her legs look fantastic. The bitch.
They really are the trashiest pair of heels I've seen since the 80s.
Bright white is never an acceptable shoe colour. Ever.
I got a Crystal Barbie for Christmas when I was 6!! I loved it!!
I got a Crystal Barbie for Christmas when I was 6!! I loved it!!
She looks like every women iN CA.
She also looks like Kate gosslin
I'm not impressed. She's still fugly to me.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
wow. she really does look like Barbie.
jeez he looks like 15-years-older Kevin Spacey.
all is wrong with that face and hair.
if this guy is the kind of douchetard that won't "allow" the "plebes" to talk to him, then hopefully he'll lose another tooth or two soon...and some horrible hockinbreath that originates in his GI tract.
Team Nicole looks like Dina Lohan.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:31am.
Is this movie about Dina Lohan?!?!?!?!?
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THAT'S what I'm sayin....
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
She looks like White Oprah...
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
The only way I'd see this is if it was based on the Paperboy video game I used to play on my Nintendo.
Fun fact:
56,67,78,...
These are year of birth for Tom Cruise's wives (beards), getting 11 years younger - who's next?
Born in 89 and on a Kevin Williamson show, I think Nina Dobreve should run away and hide in a shelter somewhere.
Shit, she actually does look hot.
She needs to drop the botoxed ice queen schtick and start shopping at Gabes and get her hair did at Hairtech. I'm loving the Sally Beauty Supply look on her.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:09am.
WTFOMGLOL -- you're like me, I can smell anything from a mile away, esp. funky pits. Yeck!!!
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it's a gift .. and a curse .. lol
As a born and bred Southern Girl, I know about the Labor Day/White Shoes Rule. However, now that I'm out of the South, I do as I damn well please! I'm thinking longingly of the cream cashmere out fit JHo wears in Main in Manhattan (*raspberries Stoney and runs :-P)
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Wow, I never thought I'd say this but she looks HOT... really good legs too. Who knew??
Aww, I used to have such a crush on him too, before he got sloppy and his hair started to look like he colored it with black shoe polish. I didn't hear the douchebag stories though. That hurts my feelings. It shouldn't though . I do remember the smug asshat interviews he gave
She kind of reminds me of Kate Gosselin here.
Wow, she actually has a little meat on her bones! This look is a huge improvement over the stuck up/barren vibe she usually gives off.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
Examines photos of teen crush John Cusack (*weeps).
Honestly though, after also hearing stories of John's rude ass behaviour and his "dog catcher" sidekick (a guy who rounded up random women for John to bang), the bloom really fell off the rose for me :-(
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
a remake of Harper Valley PTA?
Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:23am.
Not sure. I used to be able to do it back when I was dancing a lot.
*rolls back*
*crashes into plant and ends up in hospital*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Is this movie about Dina Lohan?!?!?!?!?
she looks foxy as hell there. I really hope this is a wig though, because I don't want to see her walking around with that haircut if it isn't blown out and teased to that Bridget Bardot meets trailer trash perfection
Datura -- I think this blonde looks good on her, too, but I think it has something to do with her hair being golden blonde as opposed to that pale white shit she was wearing for a while. Girlfriend needs the gold tones to warm her up. I should know -- I'm deathly pale like her, same exact complexion. I'm sure it doesn't hurt that they've given her darker makeup, too.
"There used to be an old fashion guideline about not wearing white shoes between Labor Day and Memorial Day."
Well, put me in a walker because I stick by those rules. No linen, no seersucker, no white shoes (or white pants/skirts for that matter, unless they're winter whites).
[removes teeth and places them by bedside]
Sarah Smile
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:35am.
annabanano -- there's people who are freaks for anything; in this case, it's armpits. However, if Chris Meloni sidled up to me and asked me to smell his pits, I'd probably do it -- I have no shame, LOL!
Evil_Cupcake -- ever see "Serial Mom"? Kathleen Turner murders someone for wearing white shoes! I totall agree!
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I forgot about that movie! I am about that way over white shoes myself!
*eyes M.E, puts meat cleaver behind back*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
stake_spike -- aside from the white shoes, I totally agree with you; I'd love for that look to come back. I'm hoping that on future seasons of "Mad Men" they explore more of this look. And I LOVE big hair -- remember, the bigger the hair, the smaller the hips! Oh, and I love eyeliner, too! Sharon Tate in "Valley of the Dolls" is one of my beauty inspirations, right up there with Christina Hendricks, Sharon Stone & Miss Piggy.
I think she looks hot here. Weird because I've never liked her blonde.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Slurpee -- remember how Kathleen Turner's character had books about serial killers on her nightstand? That was my mom! After she died, I found about 5 books about serial killers on the nightstand -- she loved that shit! I loved that she loved the weird shit, too.
Maybe it's the Texan in me but I love it. She actually looks really good (no snark). I'm all for Valley of the Dolls-esque hair and makeup. It should really make a comeback.
This movie looks awsum. Oxygen network awsum.
WTFOMGLOL -- you're like me, I can smell anything from a mile away, esp. funky pits. Yeck!!!
Twat:
That's the best part of the movie when she calls that lady up and swears at her! TOO FUNNY!