Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 3, 2011 / Posted by:

Ollie Locke from the British reality soap opera Made in Chelsea

I know absolutely nothing about Made in Chelsea, but after watching a few clips of it this morning I’m guessing it’s like if The Hills and The A-List got into a head-on collision with each other. Then the worst parts (aka 99.999%) of each show survived the crash and did each other’s make-up in the middle of the chaos while bragging about how they handed mints to a really famous person at their job as a bathroom attendant at some ultra exclusive night club where only beautiful people with perfectly-shaped areolas can get into. Something like that.

Anyway, Dlisted reader Sara nominated Ollie from that mess as HSotD and how can I deny an iced tartling who looks like Andy Samberg as Fabio in an SNL skit about Benjamin Franklin? Ollie is a VIP something or another who works at a VIP something or another doing stuff that VIP something or anothers do. Ollie also is out and proud as a bi-sexual (baby steps, baby steps)!

You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. That is a feat I will never be able to perform. Actually, I’m pretty sure I can stand next to a bedazzled hot pink feather sticking out of Richard Simmons’ glittered b-hole and still manage to out-gay it, but I’m not one to brag.

Ollie also loves his make-up and eyelash curler. Yes, Ollie uses tools to curl those lashes. I too thought that they curled naturally when he winked. Just like white feathers just naturally fall out of his ass when he flips his luxurious hair cape.

Here’s Ollie showing us his love for make-up while showing men how we can look just like him. If you don’t have time for this shit, just stand in front of a fan set to blast and throw dry shampoo and powdered bronzer at it while shaking your head. It’s the same thing.

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