As Elisabetta Canalis screams at the non-disclosure agreement she signed banning her from saying some escandaloso shit about George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, heiress to the Keebler Elf Empire (she wishes), is about to sign her own non-disclosure agreement right after she unpacks her bags into the armoire labeled “temporary bitches” at his Lake Como villa. Life & Style says that the wet spot on George’s bed left by Elisabetta’s greasy skin hasn’t even dried yet, but he’s already picking up a new piece.
A source blurted out that George and former WWE star and Dancing with the Stars loser Stacy Keibler have been friendly for a long time, but now that they’re both single they’re ready to bone on each other part-time. The source went on to say that even though Stacy has recently spent some time with George at his villa in Lake Como, Italy, she’s not looking to get a job as his full-time trophy and he feels the same way (DURR). “He’s enjoying spending time with Stacy, but he just got out of a two-year relationship. George isn’t ready for anything serious. This fling is purely for fun,” said the same source.
Uh huh. That’s what all those hos say. (In Sarah Larson’s robot call girl voice) “I don’t want to marry him! We’re just having fun! We’re just fucking! I don’t want to be his wife!” Then when she’s massaging his prostate with three fingers during fuck times, she just can’t help herself and softly whispers, “Wouldn’t this be so much better if I was wearing a wedding ring?” Record scratches, lights come on and security breaks down the door to drag yet another big-dreaming ho away. Hopefully, Stacy learns from the Sarah Larsons before her…
There’s only one rule in The George Clooney Girlfriend Club, don’t talk about MAAAAARRRRRRIIIIIAAAAAAGE.