George Clooney And Stacy Keibler Might Be Doing It
As Elisabetta Canalis screams at the non-disclosure agreement she signed banning her from saying some escandaloso shit about George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, heiress to the Keebler Elf Empire (she wishes), is about to sign her own non-disclosure agreement right after she unpacks her bags into the armoire labeled "temporary bitches" at his Lake Como villa. Life & Style says that the wet spot on George's bed left by Elisabetta's greasy skin hasn't even dried yet, but he's already picking up a new piece.
A source blurted out that George and former WWE star and Dancing with the Stars loser Stacy Keibler have been friendly for a long time, but now that they're both single they're ready to bone on each other part-time. The source went on to say that even though Stacy has recently spent some time with George at his villa in Lake Como, Italy, she's not looking to get a job as his full-time trophy and he feels the same way (DURR). "He's enjoying spending time with Stacy, but he just got out of a two-year relationship. George isn't ready for anything serious. This fling is purely for fun," said the same source.
Uh huh. That's what all those hos say. (In Sarah Larson's robot call girl voice) "I don't want to marry him! We're just having fun! We're just fucking! I don't want to be his wife!" Then when she's massaging his prostate with three fingers during fuck times, she just can't help herself and softly whispers, "Wouldn't this be so much better if I was wearing a wedding ring?" Record scratches, lights come on and security breaks down the door to drag yet another big-dreaming ho away. Hopefully, Stacy learns from the Sarah Larsons before her...
There's only one rule in The George Clooney Girlfriend Club, don't talk about MAAAAARRRRRRIIIIIAAAAAAGE.
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Yeah...He's so gay!
The more George parades these whores around the more he makes folks think he is gay.
Aw, she's cute. George seems like an alright guy, but if he's in the closet, I can see why he wouldn't come out. It'd be a shitstorm, and he just doesn't have the energy to deal with it.
NOw this would be a good looking couple. She's gorgeous and TALL. I saw a picture of George the other day and he looks AMAZING, what happend?
Elisabetta always struck me as a huge, entitled attention whore who truly believed she was THE ONE who would snare GC in the marriage trap.
HaHaHaHa stupid cunt was wrong! You just know she's seething as George fucks along on his merry way.
This is so typical. Women always say that, "no we're totally just fucking" or "its just for fun" when really they mean "why won't this bastard commit? Am I not worth it?" I get it though, I've been fucking on a married piece for years and 3 kids and single family home later he's still won't leave her ass for me. Then again I hardly shower, my antidepressants don't work, and i have 2 cats. This is why I cut, it used to be just in the creases now its wherever I can find a "clean" place.
I love all these planted stories! Gotta admit, they are "trying". Recently there was Ryan Reynolds, first with some random "model" at an airport in some foreign country, then, arguabley, the best one, Charlize Theron. As if. The tabloid rags are quick to say Ryan and Charlize are "very private" and "we'll never see them together"...etc.
Now here is George and Stacy. "Part time," she visited the villa, been "friends for years," etc. Riiight! And the tooth fairy is supposed to stop by tonight with my winnings from the Powerball drawing.
I'm guessing GC will end up the Warren B of our day. That is to say soon as Amy Adams loses one more Oscar nod she will be a 4 time loser like Anette,he'll snatch her up for life, and we'll all be like "Whoa, didn't see that coming."
I'm giving him major props, however, for not doing the 'until the gays can, I won't' bullshit. That always strikes me as phony.
side note, I used to fuck a dude that kinds looks like George Clooney that also spends way too much time in Italy.This is him: http://www.bigmuscle.com/profile.phtml?uid=26686&me=searchresults.phtml&...
Hekki I agree, in the sunglasses pics I can believe it could be her but not the ones with reg glasses on, no way!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Snowy, IMO, that's SO not Casey. There's one photo where she's wearing a white T-shirt and looking up at the sky and that looks like her. But the others? Naw.
The nose and teeth are different. The Ohio Casey has a sort of scalloped tooth line, and the Murderer Casey has a more straight, perfect tooth line (She has a beautiful set of teeth). Also Ohio Casey has more flarey nostrils and upturned nose than Murderer Casey.
It's all subjective, but I don't see HOW anyone can say that's Murderer Casey.
Besides which, if you are REALLY hiding, wouldn't you change your hair color and eye color and get some filler in your face. AND change your style of clothing? Like get a darker/blonder bob and some brown contacts and maybe dress preppy or more goth or something? That's what I would do (and I'd enjoy changing it up, honestly).
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 12:13pm.
I liked Elisabetta. George can wave his fancy Lake Como villa around all he wants, but he's just not man enough for a real Italian.
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I think George is manly enough for the Italian men he's friendly with on Lake Homo. Trust.
I liked Elisabetta. George can wave his fancy Lake Como villa around all he wants, but he's just not man enough for a real Italian.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Who is Stacy Keebler. No idea.
Downgrade.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:47am.
Submitted by skabazzle on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:39am.
Mmm, those are yummy. I love the E.L. Fudge cookies too, but they quit making the best ones! Chocolate creme on chocolate cookies absolutely made my life when I was little.
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oh my goodness is this you ?
http://29.media.tumblr.com/BtoOI10C57w3ezz1BMHhWluH_400.jpg
Ahahaha sucky no it's not me! That girl's got her head on straight though.
The more I look at the pictures, the more it doesn't look like Casey's face to me.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 10:11am. more off topic bs: does anyone believe this is Casy Anthony? i think TMZ is full of shit! M.E.? http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/02/casey-anthony-photos-ohio-pictures-video-m...
Yes, I believe it is her, but I think Jose Bozo staged the pics and sold them to TMZ like the skeeze that he is. She got chunky.
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MAAAARRRRRIAGE! MK bliss! bravo
LaChaylo -- you're thinking of Troy McClure on "The Simpsons."
Topanga & Vern -- I despise Fugliana Rancid!!!
Another day, another George Clooney beard!
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Snowy...imho that is her in some of the pics...a few look like a bad body double.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 10:02am.
"check her legs, the go all way up to her ass!"
Don't all legs do that?
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Yes but not like thoses!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
who? anyway Jorge (that's what I call George) you need to let your dick breathe/ you need a dick vacation??!!!! stop hurting my feelings Jorgito! lol
Coma Caca!
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It's definately an upgrade from Elisabetta (or whateverthefuckhernameis).
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
more off topic bs:
does anyone believe this is Casy Anthony? i think TMZ is full of shit! M.E.?
http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/02/casey-anthony-photos-ohio-pictures-video-m...
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 10:06am.
cuppy: I despise him!
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If you watch that shit VH1 show, Famous Food, you will really hate him and his weasely partner.
I really hate Booger's face. So fug, so fug!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
cuppy: I despise him!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
IDK, I like Stacy.
And she's an amazon, and hot....
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 10:00am.
Ha the loathsome Mike Boogie is being sued for embezzlement, YAY!!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/03/big-brother-mike-boogie-malin-lonnie-moore...
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I had just read that.
He is a loathsome creature for sure.
I can't imagine anyone eating at their restaurants these days. They are so passe.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
"check her legs, the go all way up to her ass!"
Don't all legs do that?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ha the loathsome Mike Boogie is being sued for embezzlement, YAY!!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/03/big-brother-mike-boogie-malin-lonnie-moore...
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:36am. She looks like what Gulianna Rancic THINKS she looks like.
Ha! I thought the exact same thing. They both have huge heads and take themselsves waay too seriously. Stacey is a former "female wrestler" *rolls eyes* and Juliana asks people "who are you wearing?!" for a living. Both of these hos can have a seat
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
That bitch has legs for days!!!!!!!!!! Get it, George!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:35am.
*discreetly measures fingers*
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LOL!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
TEAM FUDGE STRIPES!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
She's Paris Hilton-esque in the face. And wrestling, really? How totally gross and white trash. Seems like Mr. Independent Film Man GC would shoot higher.
He's gonna pop the question to this one. I can FEEL IT!
imo, Celine Balitran was the hottest Clooney piece.
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Submitted by skabazzle on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:39am.
Mmm, those are yummy. I love the E.L. Fudge cookies too, but they quit making the best ones! Chocolate creme on choclate cookies absolutely made my life when I was little.
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oh my goodness is this you ?
http://29.media.tumblr.com/BtoOI10C57w3ezz1BMHhWluH_400.jpg
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
:) annobananano
*chanting as always*
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:14am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:09am.
*jumps on bed a la American Pie*
FUCKERZ, FUCKERZ, FUCKERZ, FUCKERZ!!
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I didn't see that movie. Didn't someone have sexual relations with a pie?
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:14am
You and I probably have the same taste in men. Haha.
PS. I have always wanted to ask you if that was you in your avatar...*swear I am not a stalker* LOL.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
@ Vern - you nailed it!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:03am.
I would love a Fudge Stripe cookie.
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Mmm, those are yummy. I love the E.L. Fudge cookies too, but they quit making the best ones! Chocolate creme on choclate cookies absolutely made my life when I was little.
She looks like what Gulianna Rancic THINKS she looks like.
*chanting as always*
Keebler Elves make delishuzz cookies, yes...
Oompa Loompas make delishuzz CHOCOLATE and a multitude of assorted candies and get Wonkatania Tenure FOR LIFE.
Oompa Loompas FTW.
Clooney was never hot to me [just mho] and his silver-beaver-pelt head of hair and 'Wile E Coyote' eyebrows are not helping him age gracefully AT ALL. Also, for some weird reason, when I look at a picture of the Cloonster, I get the immediate sense that he has struggled with nasty halitosis all of his life. Bad breath is a deal-breaker. He might want to consider buying stock in "Mentos. The Fresh MAKER!"
boring and who?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
*discreetly measures fingers*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
George just gives me the creeps lately, and the whores he rolls with are too dumb to be gold digers. Every gold digger knows you go for a Cruise or a Travolta if you wanna be Mrs.
I feel like Clooney is one of those guys that purposely dates women who are beneath him, at least fame-wise, so he can always have the upper hand in the relationship.
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Silly rabbit.