Tuesday, August 2nd 2011
Open Post: Hosted By SamRo's Smug Shot Of Beauty
Here's the glorious glamour shot Samantha Ronson posed for after she was arrested in Baker, CA yesterday morning for driving drunk. You can hiss and make the sign of the cross at this all you want, but deep down I know that you too want a mug shot that looks like it was co-produced by Faces of Meth and Hot Chicks with Malfoys.
via TMZ
I don't how taking care of your skin would make you any less lesbian- would it kill her to TRY?
Its like I read previously in another post about this hoe, she always makes faces and dresses like a skater kid whose in middle school. Still for being a dumbass I'd shut her up with my labia and as my clit touches her toungue I'd grind harder until I break her jaw. All this punishment for being a dumb skank with too many different colored converse and skinny jeans.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 3:16am.
Hahaha!! Spotty SamRo, what a mole! (Australian joke)
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HAHA! I thought of that earlier, when I posted but thought nobody would get it (no Aussies around at the time)
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Well Becky, the thing is, it sound so funny in spanish and in english is just meh.
look:
http://translate.google.com.mx/?hl=es&tab=wT#es|en|mete%20%20tu%20verga%20%20en%20mi%20panocha%20
What the hell, I'm starting to like metal dudes
*shrugs*
http://tanakamusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Vreth7.jpg
Any chance of sharing the dirt? It's a quiet night. :)
Just dirty, dirty things, it's been fun and educational.
Evenin' Lemonene!! What are you translating?
I hope it's something filthy. :)
hi Lemonene!
Hahaha!! Spotty SamRo, what a mole! (Australian joke)
Hola golfas!
*Waves at Becks and athens*
I'm having a blast with the google translator ;)
Just wanted to say Hi
Where's ESE?
@from athens
We get vile summers, it amazes me what we manage to live through every year.
No idea what the fugly arsed bag plays. I'm not a fan of the rise of the DJ culture, I feel it takes money from the mouths of live acts (mostly bands); and I fail to view someone who hits "play" on their ipod as a worthy of a fat paycheck, much less celebrity status.
becky your avie reminded me of this
http://youtu.be/PK-KvAYOL8g
yes still hot and the thing is i can't stand the sun anymore but i will survive,do you know what kind of music does this creature play?
Hey from athens! Thanx. I don't know that I'm really feeling it, but I can't find an agreeable alternative at the moment.
How ya been? Still stinking hot?
hello becky!what a sweet avie!
HELLOOOO Hellooo hellooo
*echoes*
Anyone still up?
OK, I think I finally have this sorted: She was on the 15, coming back from Vegas. CHP pulled her over for speeding, then booked her for DUI at the Baker substation. She probably wasn't in Baker itself except for the booking.
That's why TMZ says, "She was transported to the Baker substation [and] blew over the legal limit."
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The maintenance of a dance hall is not a nuisance per se. A house of prostitution is a nuisance per se.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 12:28am.
Eww, I never realized that SamRo had so many moles on her face. She and Lilo are quite the spotty pair.
Mornin', Ms. Shmoe. *side-eye* I like TMZ's "Mug Shot" label--in case you thought this was her airbrushed high school grad pic.
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The maintenance of a dance hall is not a nuisance per se. A house of prostitution is a nuisance per se.
Eww, I never realized that SamRo had so many moles on her face. She and Lilo are quite the spotty pair.
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Who does this bitch think she is? her claim to fame is her brother and that she ate lindsay lohan's pie.
but apart from that, all she does is hit "shuffle" on her ipod.
I just had the weirdest experience.
A fruit fly was buzzing around my laptop screen and I thought it was my mouse cursor going bizarro. Better put the watermelon rinds in the outside garbage. lmao!
Not the patron saint of iPhone Playlists! SamRo, what are the drunk slut bitches going to gyrate to at Trousdale after they take the wafer, light the candle and kiss the fking feet of a wax idol??! Oh for shame! Right.
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"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."
~Jack Nicholson
Amy Winehouse "Will You Still Love Me?" (RIP)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ludxpkyrab0
Holy Shnikes! Her right iris is floating up higher than her left one! That's some freaky-deaky Marty Feldman shit right there.
Uncle BF,
I'm tardy to the OP, but, if you can contact your son's doctor or the administering pharmacist tomorrow, be sure to mention those symptoms to double-check that he's not being overly-medicated. It sounds like he's higher than fifty kites and it's a little scary to see a child that stoned out of their gourd but if it's helping him cope with the pain he's probably in a happy place so long as he's not having any serious seizure-like symptoms etc.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 4:24pm.
Rusty...the hbo doc there's something wrong with aunt diane. pay attention puhlease! LOL.
Sawwy! Really, I'm busy during the day and log on in short bursts, so I only get this kaleidoscopic peek at what's happening. I prolly should just nod my head, pretend I get it, and say nothing.
BUT NO: I have a half-baked opinion on what I think y'all were saying: Hubs needs two things now: (1) to deflect liability for the inevitable lawsuit--if the drunk was actually ill, she might not be responsible; and (2) their joint auto insurance will cover accidents, but not reckless or intentional acts. If the drunk was actually ill, insurance might cover some or all of the problem.
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The maintenance of a dance hall is not a nuisance per se. A house of prostitution is a nuisance per se.
Ms. UBF (& Baby BF),
I gave up my dope head ways in college, but I do know sometimes drugs can have opposite effects on people,
especially little ones.
When he was knee high to a grasshopper, Mr. Spot would get hyper on Benadryl & codeine based meds. He almost was in a delerious, hyper-active state and wouldn't shut up.
Best wishes to you and BBF! I was glad to hear earlier that he did well and was recovering nicely.
Ewwww...she looks possessed.
*rifles through jewellery box*
*digs outs Grandma's crucifix*
*holds up to 'puter screen*
Question for the dope-heads:
Isn`t Tylenol with Codeine supposed to make you sleepy?? I had to give that stuff to my son after surgery and he is in his bed talking to himself, not STFU.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 6:57pm.
Can't people just send you an email saying "YES we got your resume, you fucking loser, thanks for trying" ?!?!?!
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I know right ?
He's hideous
Can't people just send you an email saying "YES we got your resume, you fucking loser, thanks for trying" ?!?!?!
*drives grocery basket wrong way up aisle*
This looks like one of those Faces Of Meth photos.
Actually this is the best I've seen her look ever. She actually looks doable.
Some may already have said this but TMZ says all of Mole Girl's friends are worried about her drinking. They said BloHan has backed away because she feels this one isn't a positive influence on her sobriety. Bwahahahaha! What sobriety?
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Well, wouldja look at that. I always wondered what a turd nugget would look like if it had a face. Huh.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by Jana on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 4:22pm.
Well I hope you have a good time. Summer vacations aren't that great any how. I like Spring or Fall best. Fewer people to battle and nicer weather.
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Exactly. And cheaper rates. Also if you fly on a Tuesday instead of the weekend (Friday incl.) it's even cheaper. I was upset moslty because I missed a friends birthday because of work.
The cruise I was thinking after the 3rd, when everyone usually goes back to work and Holiday rates are over.
I like Autumn, it's my favorite season, rich, beautiful colours, fresh breeze, it's just right. Spring is too slushy and muddy here. The first month is a swamp fest.
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Submitted by Jana on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 4:22pm.
Well I hope you have a good time. Summer vacations aren't that great any how. I like Spring or Fall best. Fewer people to battle and nicer weather.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Rusty...the hbo doc there's something wrong with aunt diane. pay attention puhlease! LOL.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Yay! I've just booked a flight to see one of my best in WSH DC in Novemeber for a week. Trying to find a package deal for a week cruise in January also. Most of Summer may have passed me by because i'm always fucking working, but I'm gonna make up for it.
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Submitted by guest on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 3:46pm.
Rusty...have you watched it? It's pretty good. The guys who were first on the scene...heartbreaking.
No. What am I 'posed to be watching? (I just nip in here during the day for a few, so nothing ever makes sense to me.)
I Get Along Without You Very Well
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 3:40pm.
Stoney:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Taconic_State_Parkway_crash
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I just watched that HBO documentary last week.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Hello Beautiful!!!
Baker, CA. Another garden spot of the state. A desert shithole that deserves to have her spend some quality time there.
am I the only one who notices that Sam looks A LOT like Ali Lohan? creepy
Ok I'm taking off. Bye peeps!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by guest on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 3:46pm.
*waves to Spotty*
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*waves back to Guest, a la Forrest Gump style*
My cheap ass cut back on DirecTV and now I can't watch the documentary :^(
*wishes I could go get plastered with the "quarter" bunch*
stoney - I tip VERY well. There are a couple of waitresses that want us in their area... they work for tips BUT the better you tip, the better you are treated and that's what matters to me... :P
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If you’ve got issues, psychological issues, if you’re on any kind of medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested. ~ Dimitri the Lover
LOL Jack...Have a good one!!!!
Wow, that's crazy.
Jacko, I hope you tip more than five dollars for that many beers, buddy.
*gives jacko the side-eye*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 3:40pm.
Stoney:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Taconic_State_Parkway_crash
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btw - that article made my brain bleed.
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If you’ve got issues, psychological issues, if you’re on any kind of medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested. ~ Dimitri the Lover
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 3:26pm.
Oxygen - http://www.ribroom.com/index.php?page=specials
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FRIGGIN AWESOME Jack!!! I like the menu ("Desserts / Ask Your Server" Bitch)
btw...by midnight I'd be falling off the stool stoopid drunk...prices like that make people act like they've just rec'd the office email saying there's leftovers in the kitchen
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HAHAHAHAHA Especially my office because they are all FAT FATTY FATTERTONS!!!!
and yea, it can sometimes get out of hand. Me and a friend of mine usually go and I hand the bartender a $5 bill and she keeps track for us. Of course I keep an eye on my friend because she can get a little rowdy after too many. She is the female version of me so it's really not good when we get together.... but it's always a good time!
Anyhow, I'm out, guys... ya'll have a great evening.
AMF
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If you’ve got issues, psychological issues, if you’re on any kind of medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested. ~ Dimitri the Lover